Hand over the draft if you know what's good for you!

  "Come on, mistress! Cheer up!" A palace maid stood by, looking at the woman with a sorrowful face, somewhat puzzled as to why she had fainted and then woken up in a daze.

  "Hmm." She weakly responded with a single word, if she had known she would time-travel, she would have spent all the money in her bank account! Now it's too late, that damned creature has benefited from her misfortune!

  "What's my name?" A weak and listless opening, his body slumped over the table.

  "What? Your Ladyship, how could you forget even your own name? Are you out of your mind? Do you want me to go and ask the imperial physician to take a look at you?" At that time, when the lady asked her what was going on, she thought it was just because the lady had just woken up and wasn't clear-headed yet.

  "Just say it if you have something to say, so many useless words!" Can't you see that I'm in a bad mood?!

  Her whole body trembled, kneeling at her feet: "Your Majesty, your maiden name is Su Jinping. As a concubine's daughter, she was bullied by those young ladies in the Prime Minister's mansion. Now that she has entered the palace, she is still being bullied... Waaah..."

  The corner of her mouth twitched, Su Jinping? Su Jingpin? Who the hell is so creative to come up with such a rotten name!

  "What is my identity?" The princess's salary should be very high, right? Thinking about it made me feel a little more at ease.

  "Reporting back to Your Ladyship, you are the Emperor's personally appointed Fifth-Rank Brocade Talent!" Such a lady is really strange, she was startled by him when he woke up that time, and now she has become like this.

  Her eyes twitched, fifth rank? Why not just let her be a seventh-rank sesame official instead? She stood up, neatly unwrapping the bandage on her arm to rewrap it, but her nose caught a faintly unusual scent.

  A cold smile played on her lips, she had no interest in the emperor, nor did she have any interest in fighting with a group of women, but if someone wanted to seek death, she didn't mind helping them achieve it! She cleaned the wound with water, and also washed away the things that shouldn't be in the medicine. Then, she tore open her clothes and bandaged the wound, opened the door and stepped out.

  "Your Highness, where are you going?" The palace maid widened her eyes in incredulity after watching her actions, and quickly ran out to catch up.

  "Appreciate the moon! Don't follow me!" What a crappy moon, she's in a bad mood and feeling especially sorrowful, so she wants to come out for some fresh air. As soon as she thinks about how much money she had in her past life, all she can think about is dying and not wanting to live! A fifth-rank talented person like herself, how much money could she possibly have? Shouldn't she open a killer's guild in ancient times and resume her old profession?

  The palace maid stood at the door and didn't dare move again, watching as her figure disappeared from her own line of sight.

  The night view of the palace is not bad, with carved railings and jade piers, bright lights, and occasional sounds of silk and bamboo instruments. The fragrance of sea peach blossoms wafts through the air, and my sorrowful mood has also been slightly alleviated.

  The guards who came and went were on patrol, some were worried, so they simply chose to walk in the dark. Qian Na Qian, why didn't you follow me through together? Why, why, why?

  "Pffft——" Su Jings screen's face froze, seemingly she needed to use the restroom, but was too overcome with grief, and unexpectedly lost control, resulting in—— a fart! Shame! Shame!

  "Hahaha...!" A loud burst of laughter came from the tree.

  His face changed, and there was someone on the tree who didn't even notice. It seems that this body still needs training! He raised his head, in the darkness, a man in red sat on the tree, with his back to the light, his features couldn't be seen clearly, his evil voice had a hint of playfulness, and was mixed with obvious laughter: "I didn't expect that royal brother would make progress this time, and even chose someone who can fart! Hahaha..."

  A cold snort, an icy tone rang out: "You won't fart?"

  "Hmm...cough cough..." The man on the tree was clearly choked, and he coughed for a long time.

  After finishing speaking, she ignored him and walked forward, now she needs a toilet, no time to waste words with him!

  Huang Pu saw her finish speaking and directly walked away, shaking the fan in his hand. He secretly sighed that she was still an interesting woman. Suddenly, he had a playful heart, and loudly said: "You want to go to the toilet, right? Walk three hundred steps forward, turn left, and then walk one hundred steps and you'll be there!"

  "Thank you." The two words came, and the woman on the road had already disappeared without a trace.

  The faint hint of flirtation in Huangfu Ye's eyes was replaced with a hint of inquiry, "The young lady from the Prime Minister's estate, how could you have such impressive martial skills?"

  Su Jinping knew that the guy was probably not good-hearted, but the palace was so big that she didn't know when she would find a toilet, and she had forgotten that she hadn't brought any toilet paper, so she rushed to the place he pointed out.

  Arriving at the destination, she furrowed her brow. This place wasn't anything special. In front of a majestic palace was a small house with a sign hanging outside, on which were written two characters. She furrowed her brow again - when she was an assassin, she had studied many things, but not classical Chinese, and those two characters were clearly traditional characters that she couldn't recognize.

  Never mind, it should be the toilet, let's talk about it later!

  She hadn't walked a few steps when she felt a sharp gust of wind coming from behind, lightly dodging to the side and avoiding it. Who the hell was sneak attacking her at such a critical moment, didn't they see that she had an emergency?

  Turning her head, she looked at the man who appeared in front of her. He was dressed in a purple robe, noble and elegant, with a purple gold crown on his head, black hair scattered over his shoulders, sword-like eyebrows, and an arrogant aura on his proud face. His knife-cut features were flawless, this face could be called a masterpiece of heaven! But she really couldn't hold her breath anymore!

  She managed to dodge, and a hint of deep color flashed in her dark purple eyes. Just now she had her back to him, and he thought it was an assassin, so he made his move, but unexpectedly it was the woman from today's imperial concubine selection banquet, who coldly spoke: "Jin Cai Ren, this is not a place you should be coming to!"

  "Dad wants to go to the bathroom! He can't hold it in!" What should or shouldn't come, she only knew that if she stood at the door for a little while longer, she would probably wet her pants!

  He furrowed his brow, this woman had seen him in the grand hall today, he didn't believe she didn't recognize him! Afraid it was just a palace woman vying for favor, trying to get his attention. Having figured it out, he couldn't be bothered to look at her again and strode past her towards the outhouse...

  Su Jinping was furious and grabbed his arm: "Do you have any gentlemanly demeanor, actually fighting with a lady over the toilet!"

  With a burst of internal energy, Su Jinping's hand was knocked open, and the man shouted loudly: "How dare you! You actually dared to speak to me like that!"

  "Are you the Emperor?" Su Jinping looked at him with a hint of a smile, he thought she was an idiot, who had ever seen an emperor wear purple clothes? Which emperor didn't wear yellow?

  Seeing the obvious suspicion in her eyes, a clear impatience appeared at the bottom of Huangfu Huaihan's eyes. Having just seen her in the palace today, how could this woman not recognize him? There was a limit to pretending!

  "Hmm, okay, you're the emperor, your status is noble, please go first!" Dammit, thinking I'm easy to fool? Hmph, go first...

  He heard the sarcasm in her tone, but he was also urgent at this moment and didn't want to get entangled with her anymore. He took a few big strides forward. Just as he was about to pull down his pants to solve some problems, he suddenly felt a force coming towards his buttocks. He quickly dodged to the side, but one foot still stepped into the toilet and landed on the feces!

  Fortunately, he had a strong inner power and quickly changed his fist to a palm, pressing it against the wall, thus avoiding a tragic outcome! His face, which was as white as jade, instantly turned black as ink, and he glared at that reckless woman: "Su Jinping, you have a big nerve!"

  "Pack up, pack up! How dare you pretend to be an emperor? Tsk tsk... " He looked him up and down like he was appraising goods. "You do look a bit like an emperor, but didn't anyone tell you that emperors wear yellow clothes? And didn't anyone tell you that emperors have a large group of attendants following them even when they go to the bathroom? I ask you, Your Majesty, where are your attendants? Moreover, emperors use imperial toilets. Have you ever seen an emperor who doesn't sleep at night and runs out to fight with others for a toilet? If you know what's good for you, hand over the toilet paper quickly, and the lady might spare your life!"

  Digression

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