Volume 1 ◆ Chaos in the Imperial Harem 001 Brushed Twice

  On the Spanish racing track, a bay horse galloped on the track, a man in his thirties wore an expensive knight costume, holding a silver whip in his hand, fiercely whipping **'s fine steed.

  On both sides of the track, there were seats on the high slopes, and the momentum was no less than that of the Olympic Games! Looking at the men's agile figures, many people held up their signs and shouted: "Go ahead! Go! Go! Go!"

  Earl of Amesbury, Spanish nobleman, five-time consecutive champion of the Spanish Horse Racing Festival!

  Just as everyone thought Ames was about to win, a black colt suddenly appeared out of nowhere and overtook him at lightning speed. On the horseback sat a woman wearing a helmet that only swordsmen wore during duels, her tight riding suit accentuating her perfect curves.

  The helmet covered the woman's face, leaving only a pair of brown eyes that sparkled with spirit and captivated people's hearts!

  "Who is that?" someone asked, pointing at the person and inquiring of those around him.

  "Who knows, oh! My God! Look! It's getting even faster, it's about to surpass the Earl!" Good heavens, Lord Ames is their five-time champion of the Spanish consecutive horse racing festival, and he won't be defeated by a nobody today, especially not a woman!

  The woman on horseback had her sharp eyes fixed tightly on the man in front, three meters, two meters, one meter... now!

  All that was seen was the whip in the woman's hand flying out quickly, making a somersault in mid-air, and wrapping itself around the neck of the man in front! With a surge of strength, she flung him upwards, and the man's body flew out like a kite with its string cut off!

  And the woman rode a horse into the crowd amidst everyone's cries of surprise!

  No one had expected such a sudden change, and seeing the horse charging towards them, many people were so frightened that they closed their eyes! The woman on the horse's back curled up a cold smile at the corner of her mouth, and with a flip of her body, she hid under the horse.

  "Bang!" A gunshot rang out, and the person in charge of defense had already reacted.

  The nobles were frightened by the gunshot and lost seven souls, many ladies and madams wearing gorgeous clothes covered their heads and screamed loudly.

  "Ladies and gentlemen, please keep your heads!"

  The crowd slowly calmed down, and then there was another "bang!" The horse in the crowd let out a loud whinny and fell to the ground!

  The person hiding under the horse has vanished!

  "Oh! No!" A cry of surprise rang out, and everyone's eyes turned over. The Earl, who was still galloping on the track just now, had lost his breath at this moment!

  It was just a flick of the horse whip, and with a light throw, it broke its breath. What kind of lethality is this!

  A team of elite soldiers has rushed out, their footsteps consistent, swift and orderly, well-trained! The surveillance video from the monitoring room was also brought up, but it's completely impossible to see where the woman disappeared from.

  In the chaotic crowd, a woman with a hint of sly smile on her lips, long wavy hair cascading over her shoulders, and sunglasses covering her eyes, blocking the radiant beauty beneath.

  Immediately, a group of soldiers rushed in and surrounded the horse farm. The four gates of the horse farm were also sealed off, with only one gate left open. Two rows of soldiers stood at the gate, and two military officers stood at the entrance, holding advanced AK47 rifles, apparently preparing to inspect everyone one by one.

  The woman muttered to herself, her mind racing with countermeasures. She turned around and saw a man wearing a blue knight's uniform, the gemstone on his hat revealing his identity. He looked like a mixed-blood, smiled, and walked over in high heels, extending his hand: "Oh, meet you!"

  "Hello!" A bright smile appeared on the man's face, and he also stretched out his hand for a handshake. "Are you Chinese?"

  "Yes!" He said, looking around and showing a worried expression.

  "What's wrong? Is there anything I can help you with?" Such a beautiful woman would normally evoke a man's protective instincts.

  "I came with a friend, but we got separated." The voice was tinged with obvious annoyance.

  "Oh! Maybe you can contact me after you go out, after all there is no signal here." Because of the Earl of Amesbury's matter, the entire venue has been shielded.

  Anxiously scratching his hair: "But I'm Chinese, and there's no one I know here. What if they suspect me?"

  "Haha!" The man flashed a bright smile. "A beautiful lady like you, how could you be a murderer? Don't worry, I'll take you out of here!"

  The woman's face showed a grateful expression: "Thank you so much!" She bowed her head and bent her waist to express gratitude, covering up the cunning that flashed in her eyes.

  "Don't be polite!" With a determined glint in her eyes, this foreign girl is really beautiful!

  Reached the door, was stopped. The inspector at the door opened his mouth with a cold face: "What's your name?"

  “My、name、is……”

  "He cut in, 'She is my friend!'"

  The prosecutor, upon seeing the man, seemed somewhat intimidated, bowed his head and made a gesture of respect, extending his hand: "Please!"

  Let him go!

  The girl followed the man out and reached the door, took out her mobile phone: "I'll wait for my friend, looking forward to seeing you next time!"

  "Can I have your phone number?" The man didn't want to let go of the prey that was delivered to his doorstep.

  She smiled lightly and gave out her phone number. Anyway, she was here to complete a task, and once she left Spain's borders, this phone number would be discarded, no big deal!

  Arrived at the airport, someone was already waiting to pick me up.

  Two men stood there waiting for her, their eyes filled with a mixture of fear and respect.

  She, the first killer of the 21st century, has a strange codename - "Yao Nie"! What's most astonishing is not her killing skills, but that no matter where she strikes, she always manages to escape unscathed and return home via normal channels without arousing any suspicion. And incredibly, she never needs high-tech support, using only cold weapons!

  No one has ever dared to challenge her, otherwise she would tell you that when the strength reaches a certain level, the firing speed of cold weapons will be faster than bullets! She is the existence of the killer god! With a weird personality, she only has a soft spot for money. As long as you can pay the price, no matter how dangerous the mission is, she will take it!

  Of course, she also has a speechless characteristic, which is... being stingy!

  "Where's the plane ticket?" he said coldly.

  One of the men respectfully handed her an airplane ticket, which was the "Yaoniang" rule - going abroad on a mission, the travel expenses must be reimbursed, that is to say, she would not spend money to buy an airplane ticket!

  Two slender fingers emerged, taking over the thin paper as delicate as a cicada's wing, and stepped elegantly onto the plane in high heels.

  ……

  The plane landed, high heels clicking away, arrived at the bus station, muttered to herself, how could she have forgotten to reimburse the taxi fare, now miserably taking the bus, Fuck!

  A bus stopped in front of her, she quickly took out the transit card and swiped it. "Beep!" The sound indicated that the swipe was successful. Just as she was about to put her hand back, people behind her pushed forward, causing her to bump into the card reader again!

  "Drip!"

  Her mind was filled with the sound of "drip", "drip" and her thoughts were in disarray, leaving only the urge to wail loudly! She swiped again! One swipe cost 1.6 yuan! Money! The people behind her wanted to get on the bus and shouted: "What are you still blocking there for?"

  The driver also turned his head and said impatiently: "After swiping your card, please go to the back!"

  "Can't you see I just accidentally swiped twice?! Can't even have a moment of sadness?! F**k, it's not easy for her to earn money, why does she always encounter such unlucky things?!"

  This roar, the whole carriage fell silent. Everyone just felt a flock of crows flying over their heads, wasn't it just six yuan? Did you need to block the door and grieve for so long?

  Seeing everyone staring at her, she pouted and was about to grab the driver's collar to get him to return her money. But since there were surveillance cameras on the bus, if she exposed her skills, it would lead to endless trouble, so she had no choice but to admit defeat, looking crestfallen as she walked to the back.

  Saw a vacant seat, just about to sit down, another person squeezed over, quickly stretched out his hand and grabbed his wrist, gritted his teeth and said: "I swiped twice, so it's two people's money, that seat is mine!"

  That man wanted to resist but couldn't move, he could only stare blankly as she sat down and then shook off her own wrist.

  The people around her all had an air of not being concerned, chatting and playing with their phones, but the corner of their eyes couldn't help but glance over, curious about this strange woman!

  A certain woman was leaning on a chair, almost lifeless, constantly rubbing her nose, and increasingly wanting to cry. Damn it, how could she have miscarried twice? How can she go on living like this?!

  Arrived at the station, with a dead fish face, dragging his extremely tired body into the slum, kicking open the door and stepping inside, seeing the woman inside, rushing over to hug her and bursting into tears: "Waaahhh... my mother, I swiped twice on the bus today, twice! I don't want to live anymore, I don't want to live!"

  "Onmyou" - the first useless assassin, has never succeeded in a single mission, but no one on the road dares to look down on her, just because she is backed by "Onmyaku". Why do they live together? Because "Onmyou" has never succeeded in a mission and has no money, so she can only live in the slums.

  While "Yao Nie" has a lot of money that can't be counted, but is reluctant to use it, so he lives with "Yao Wu" in a low-rent district!

  "Calm down, calm down, didn't you just swipe twice? And it's not like it cost a lot of money!" The demon comforted the pitiful guy with its head full of black lines. His earnings from one task were at least eight digits, but he was crying as if his parents had died over just 1.6 yuan!

  Push her away, throw herself on the bed, staring at the ceiling, eyes empty and confused, murmuring: "How can you understand my feelings? You can't understand! How can you understand... Waaahhh..." Crying, she hugged the pillow and covered her head.

  The monster's mouth twitched, and wisely chose to ignore it!

  At night, in the middle of the night, a faint female voice rose: "Monster, monster!"

  "Hmm?" with a thick nasal tone.

  "I washed my hair twice today, waaahhh..."

  "Got it! Got it!" A very impatient voice sounded, with an urge to jump out of bed and kill her!

  An hour later, "Monster! I actually swiped twice! Ahhh..." She was about to go crazy, this was an indelible stain on her life!

  A pillow fell from the upper berth, and a loud shout rang out: "You sleep for your old man!"

  "Monster, I have a bad premonition, I always feel that once I fall asleep, I won't wake up again." A low and sorrowful sigh.

  "Huh, why?" The words startled the monster, which stuck out half its head and looked at her in confusion.

  "Waaahhh, because I washed it twice today!" Cried again.

  "Damn it! If I talk to you again, let me die!" The monster turned over and ignored the madman.

  "Monster! Monster......" No one responded after shouting for half a day, so I turned over and fell asleep. In my dream, I was still muttering to myself, why did I brush twice...

  ……

  Waking up again, I felt a wave of scorching pain on my body. Gritting my teeth, I opened my eyes to find a cold light flashing before me. What's going on? Could it be that some monster had snuck up and attacked me in the middle of the night?

  Then a maid beside her burst into loud wailing: "Your Ladyship, you've finally awoken, it scared the life out of me! This is just the first day in the palace and something like this has happened, if anything happens to you, how can I explain it to the deceased mistress!"

  What? Her mind was a bit confused, she looked around the room and saw the ancient style, her own upper and lower bunks had turned into wooden beds, and there were pink mosquito nets on the bed. The maid beside her was still crying with her mouth open, making her feel annoyed!

  "Shut up!" A loud shout, she didn't just run into the legendary time-traveler, did she?! Did she really travel through time twice?! What a scam!!! "Tell me, where is this place, who are you, who am I? If there's one false word, beware of your life!"

  The cold wind swept across her body, and the maid couldn't help but tremble slightly. She felt that the young lady had become different! Without time to question how she had forgotten things from before, she hastily opened her mouth: "Your Ladyship, you are the sixth miss of the Grand Minister's household, a daughter born out of wedlock in the manor. Today, when entering the palace, you accidentally offended the Empress, and she ordered people to beat you into this state!"

  "Ran into the Empress?" Frowned, still in the palace, and bad luck had reached a certain limit!

  "What a collision! It's clear that they're intentionally picking on you, just because the Emperor praised you and they're jealous in their hearts! Your Majesty, be careful, they won't let you off easily!" The little maid was worried.

  Snorted, not letting her off? Can she let them off?

  Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck her mind, and she thought of an extremely tragic thing! She had crossed over, so what about the money in her bank card?! Money... money... money... With a white-eyed daze, she fainted away!

  Digression

  Brother's new article won't disappoint the beauties, it must be N times better than the introduction (because brother's introduction function is notoriously useless, tears...), not a thousand-episode killer crossing type, but a unique and hilarious blowing-wind type. Come on, raise your paws and collect one! Below is Mountain Brother's muttering: It's a good article, it's a good article, believe in Mountain Brother and you'll gain eternal life! Ahahahaha~

  The spaces between those English words are not displayed, so I used "、" to separate them...