Isn't burning paper money the imperial decree?

  Huang Pu's temples throbbed with a few bursts of blue veins, and the meridians on his fists were already visible. He stabilized his body and was about to retreat when Su Jinping quickly walked up behind him and subdued him with one move!

  "Old man, I'm telling you again, hand over the grass paper!" The green jade-like fingers pressed onto his wrist, accurately finding the pulse point!

  Her dark purple eyes sank, and this woman actually had such good skills! What was the purpose of letting her enter the palace? Warned again: "Su Jinping, you'd better let go immediately, I can spare your life!"

  "A vicious kick on his leg: 'Damn it, are you done yet? Hand over the toilet paper to Laozi if you've had enough, don't test my patience!' Her phoenix eyes were full of murderous intent, in her past life she had killed countless people, and this one wouldn't make a difference!"

  He could have used his internal force to shake off her hand, but once he exerted himself, he would definitely lose his balance and very likely fall into the pit! He gritted his teeth: "I didn't bring toilet paper!"

  "You didn't bring toilet paper, were you planning on wiping with your hand?" Su Jinping exclaimed in disbelief.

  His handsome face was flushed with anger, having lived for twenty years, he had never been insulted like this before. This damned woman! Compared to falling into a pit, he still made the wise choice of telling the truth: "I'm relieving myself!" He gritted his teeth and said it, feeling his face burning with heat!

  "I'm going!" Let him go, and with a loud crash, he jumped into the pit.

  Huangfu Huaihan was just about to make his move and capture the woman, but she seemed to treat him as if he were invisible, starting to undo her pants to relieve herself. She looked up at him with a very impolite expression: "Aren't you leaving yet?"

  "Gnashing his teeth, he spat out: 'Shameless!' With a flick of his sleeve, he strode away!"

  Su Jinping happily pulled the toilet paper, of course, she could also feel that the man was at the door, thinking that he should be waiting to use the bathroom! So with a mischievous heart, she started whistling, "Psssst...hiss..." to urge him to pee.

  Huangfu Huachen's face turned into a pig liver color. When this damned woman comes out, he will definitely torture her to death!

  He pulled it off and puckered his mouth, shouting towards the outside of the door: "Hey, go help me find a few sheets of toilet paper!"

  Having called out and not hearing a response, his face turned solemn: "I asked you to help me find some toilet paper, didn't you hear?"

  Still no response!

  Anger suddenly appeared! With a "hiss!" sound, she tore off her hem and wiped it with a nauseous feeling. Then, with a furious expression, she rushed towards the door, determined to make this unrefined man pay for his actions!

  Stepping out of the thatched cottage, Su Jinping naturally looked at his dark face, and a clear killing intent appeared in her eyes! Just as she was about to make a move, a team of imperial guards walked over.

  Upon seeing Huangfu Huahan, he respectfully bowed: "Your Majesty!"

  What? The Emperor?! The hand that had stretched out halfway quickly withdrew! There were tens of thousands of Imperial Guards inside the palace, and she wasn't one of those killers who had opened external hangings after crossing over. With tens of millions of people surrounding her, she could still successfully rush out, and with a single glance, others didn't dare to get close. That's not awesome, that's ridiculous!

  "Su Jinping, you're very bold!" gritted his teeth and stepped closer step by step.

  "It's too much! Too much!" A humble expression, a flash of cunning in her phoenix-like eyes. The "Demon" had always been able to yield and adapt, she wasn't like those proud assassins who valued their dignity over their lives - after all, what was face compared to one's life?

  "Overpraised? Hearing her say these two words, the dark purple eyes deepened in color, flashing with a faint light in the night: "Guards, take this woman away and execute her by slow slicing!"

  "Yes!" The guards stepped forward.

  Su Jinping looked at Huangfu Huaihan with a puzzled face: "Your Majesty, what crime has the concubine committed that you want to execute her by slow slicing?"

  "What crime have you committed, and do I need to explain it to you?" The icy voice was laced with barely concealed anger.

  Nodding quickly with a bewildered expression, indicating great need!

  "Alright, I'll let you die with a clear understanding. Who allowed you to come here?" The toilet clearly had the words "Imperial Use" written on it, and this woman must have borrowed courage from heaven itself to dare use the imperial toilet!

  "Your Majesty, I ventured here because I missed you so much. It just so happened that I needed to use the restroom and couldn't find another one at this late hour, so..."

  "Can't you see the two characters 'Imperial' above?" His anger had slowly been suppressed, after all, he was an emperor and couldn't show too much emotion.

  The corners of my mouth twitched, how do I recognize the characters above? I've only heard that the emperor's buttocks can't be touched, but today I know that the emperor's toilet can't be sat on either! "Your Majesty, it's too dark to see, I don't know! As they say, ignorance is no crime, Your Majesty as the ruler of a country must not mind me!"

  "What do you mean by laying hands on me? You've only just seen me today, you can't say you don't know me, so you dare to deceive and offend your superior?" He took a few steps forward, also becoming somewhat vigilant, this woman's movements were too strange, he had to be cautious!

  "Your Majesty, everything I've done is to get your attention. I truly love you so much that I dared to think of some death-punishable ideas!" She glanced sideways at the surrounding imperial guards, there were nearly 7,000 or 8,000 of them, she didn't want to be shot full of holes! So she had to make something up.

  "Hmph, quite a move to catch my attention. Doesn't Jin Cai Ren think your method is too bold?" Huang Fu Huai Han was not someone easy to fool either, having been an emperor for decades, she could tell what was true and what was false. Moreover, even if it were as she said, the things she had done were heinous crimes, deserving of death a thousand times over!

  "Your Majesty, to put it bluntly, isn't it just because I, your subject and concubine, laid hands on you? And we laid hands on you precisely for the sake of snatching the imperial edict, which was issued by Your Majesty's own decree, wasn't it?" Su Jinping looked at him with a puzzled expression.

  "What is my will?" Coldly opening his mouth, his sword-like eyebrows slightly furrowed, for a moment he couldn't understand the meaning of these words.

  "You titled me as a talented person, this talented person refers to someone with talent. I think of some clever ideas, aren't they all in accordance with your will?" She looked at him very seriously.

  She gambled, won, and could save her own life. Lost, it didn't matter, he was so close to her, she had the confidence to take him down to hell with her!

  The corner of his mouth twitched, and a clear crack appeared on his handsome face. What is a talented person? This woman really dares to think!

  "Hey, brother, isn't she just a woman? She's your concubine, after all. Don't be too bothered about it, just let her off!" Huang Fu Ye stepped forward, fanning himself.

  As soon as she heard the familiar voice, Su Jinping knew it was that man on the tree! It seemed that everything was calculated by him, he had calculated that the emperor would go to the toilet at this time, and also calculated that she would bump into him. If she wasn't mistaken, he had been watching her for a long time from a distance. In her heart, she sneered, good, dare to calculate her, then you must be prepared to pay the price!

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