Chapter 8: Let's Make the Beautiful Girl Come More Fiercely
Li Shishi didn't come down after going up this time, Qin Shi Huang excitedly ran down and stuffed the MP4 into my hand: "I just discovered that this thing can take pictures, you can also take a picture of me." Only then did he discover that the MP4 could even take pictures of people.
I took a few shots of him with my MP4 in a daze, and Winer subconsciously posed like the king, one hand on the hilt of his sword. The photo looked just like the classic movie "Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy". I connected the MP4 to my computer, and the low-resolution photos showed every nook and cranny of my house in Qin Shi Huang's hands. The lighting was dim and the angles were skewed, making everything look like a crime scene.
But as I looked, my eyes lit up, and on the screen, a beautiful woman with red lips slightly parted, her gaze slanted, and her slender fingers unintentionally stroking her hair by her ear, exuding an air of classical elegance and yet not lacking in the coy charm of a young girl's springtime. The next few shots were even more stunning, this little seductress had one hand on the bed, her fragrant shoulders half-exposed, the black straps of her bra on her snowy white skin particularly eye-catching, that pink HｅLO-KｅTTY was simply an instinctual summons to all men's desires - Li Shi Shi's professional quality is indeed very strong, she knows how to pose in the most seductive way without needing anyone to teach her, she is the only girl I've seen who can make HｅLO-KｅTTY look like a pair of underwear.
I glared at Qin Shi Huang: "Did you take all these?"
"Jiù sī (shì) dī, è shè (shuō) gěi tā huà zhāng huà er, zhè nǚ zǐ jiù chòng è guà (shǎ) xiào niē." Qín Shǐ Huáng kàn kan wǒ, hū rán yòu shuō: "Nǐ dī bí zi zěn liú xiě (xuè) lie?"
Translation:
"Jiù sī (is) dripping, è shè (said) to her painting a picture, this woman then rushed è guà (foolishly) smiled and pinched. Qin Shi Huang looked at me, suddenly said: "Your nose is bleeding, why?"
I wiped the blood from my nose while staring at Wining: "What have you seen, huh? You've been acting like an emperor for half a day. Neither Ah Fang nor Meng Jiang has ever laughed at you like that before, right?"
Winning fatty immediately showed a sad expression, I had to return the MP4 to him and told him that next time he wanted to "draw" himself, he could face the mirror. Qin Shi Huang was delighted again, and ran upstairs with a thud - since he became friends with Jing Ke, his intelligence has decreased significantly.
I was flipping through Li MM's photos repeatedly, when suddenly the QQ icon of my online friend "Wolf Head" flashed. I opened it and he said: "What are you doing?"
"Looking at beauties, no time for you." Wolf Head is a "wolf friend" I met on a beauty picture website.
"What about you? It's not that I'm humiliating you, from the desktop to the beautiful girl pictures you use to '**', which one wasn't given by me? If you really have skills, then PS 'Furong Jiejie' into Lin Zhiling."
Wolf head is qualified to say that I, in fact he has an astonishing number of beautiful women pictures - he is a photography editor and journalist for a well-known magazine, more than 60% of the cover beauties of this biweekly magazine are from his original works.
I was so angry and sent him the first photo of Li Shishi.
In less than 3 seconds, Wolf Head sent over a string of colorful expressions and asked me: "Anything else?"
My vanity was greatly satisfied, so I gave him the remaining two as well. After a good half day, Wolf Head finally replied: "The girl is perfect, but the photographer's work is too rough. Which station did you see it on?"
"...this girl is my cousin, and I took this photo." That's all I can say.
The wolf head started a 40-second long scolding, saying that I forgot the kindness and didn't tell him about the good website, and even made up such low-tech words to deceive him.
I didn't say a word and sent him the place where Li Shishi had sat in the "murder scene" photographed by Qin Shi Huang.
After a good half day, Wolf Head finally said: "It seems what you said is true. How about selling the photo to me? My next month's cover has not been settled yet."
I half-jokingly and half-seriously asked him how much he could give me, and this guy very seriously told me: "I'll buy yours at 400 per piece. I declare in advance that I only use one piece, the others I can help you recommend to other magazines, if they are used, they will also pay you a manuscript fee."
From this point of view, Wolf Head is still quite decent. In fact, even if he used it directly, I probably wouldn't know about it, and even if I did, I probably wouldn't tell him. I'm a lazy person.
1200 bucks just fell into my lap, this temptation is still great for me. If it were in the past, I would definitely not agree to it, but now I have to support three idle people. Winning the fat kid can eat, Jing Er is stupid and wasteful of electricity, and the most expensive one is Li Shishi. After all, she is also the emperor's concubine, the top card of an era. You can't put a 15-dollar bra on her, right? From Baozi's body, it can be seen that women are very expensive. She even comforted me and said that beautiful women are more expensive. Now, my family has both women and beautiful women, but I'm broke.
The wolf head was very happy and immediately went offline to pay me after getting my reply.
Bikini economy, bikini economy, comrades!
The king and hero that everyone has been waiting for has arrived. In this life, I can only produce big feces and waste batteries. Looking at others like Li MM, their butt (butt, again with the butt) hasn't even warmed up yet, but they've already brought me a lot of income.
Liu Lao Liu, if you have a conscience, bring all the beauties like Daji, Bao Si, Zhao Feiyan, Diaochan and Su San here at once!
Speaking of women, I thought of baozi, thinking of baozi... I'm hungry.
A saint once said something very good: "Food and sex are also nature." I wish he could come and have a good chat with me.
Winnie the Pooh and Ching Er are known to nearby residents as my "friends". Ching Er often walks around with his hair disheveled, pants unzipped, holding a semiconductor against his ear, gazing up at the sky with his dim eyes at a 45-degree angle. I told the neighbors he's into rock music and they all believed it without a doubt.
Winnie the Pooh doesn't like going out, but he's also familiar with the faces around here. Although our street is quiet, both of them have seen cars before, and due to Jing Ke's habit, he can occasionally spot airplanes too. Taking these two onto the main streets would be relatively safe, but now there's an additional Li Shishi, who asks questions about everything she sees, which could easily lead people to misunderstand that I've been organizing mentally challenged individuals for illicit activities. In the end, I had no choice but to order a huge amount of takeout to eat.
Qin Shi Huang has become more and more skilled, he stands in front of the mirror, takes a photo, develops it to take a look, then remembers his own expression and movements inside, takes another identical one, and starts playing "spot the difference".
Li Shishi had just arrived when she saw the legendary Jing Ke and Qin Shi Huang. She was already mentally prepared for this place, but now she was actually sitting in this strange environment reading a book. I took a glance at the title of the book and broke out in cold sweat: "A General History of China".
This book isn't mine, and I don't know which poor kid dropped it in Baozi's store. No one came to claim it, so Baozi brought it back, flipped through it, and then threw it on the TV stand to wait for it to become an antique.
Li Shishi saw me looking at her and smiled: "Really presumptuous, just move your things casually." This is a clever woman, probably already guessing that this is not some fairyland, the biggest flaw is probably my eyes having too much worldly flavor (also called color). I told her not to be polite, just treat this as her own home.
She slammed the book on the table and said, "What about the rest? Why does it only go up to the Western Han?" I took a glance at the book and saw that the back cover read "Complete 10-volume set". I let out a sigh of relief, fortunately that unlucky kid had dropped the first volume, or else Li would have been devastated by the fall of the Song Dynasty.
Li's cleverness is giving me a headache, she knows how to seduce men and also knows how to understand the world through the oldest but most reliable channels. I don't know how many simplified characters she can read, but wanting to deceive her like Meng Jing Er is clearly unrealistic.
In short, a beautiful woman who knows how to seduce men and can calm down to read books is very powerful and invincible. The book describes her as humble and elegant, but only mentions her profession with the sentence "She was a famous courtesan in Bianjing who excelled at music, chess, literature, and painting", which is not scientific!
Whether it's unofficial history or official history, as long as it describes Li Shishi, it can be summarized in two sentences: On the bed is a prostitute, and in front of people is a virtuous woman.
I took the book away and said in a voice that was just loud enough for her to hear, "You probably understand too, there's no god here, do whatever you want this year, and from now on, you can call me Brother Qiang."
Li Shishi let out a soft sigh and said, "My purpose in coming to 'Xianjing' was originally this - I wanted to spend one year without men and far from politics, living a simple life. The name Shishi is quite inconvenient, so from now on I'll be called Wang Yuannan."
Upon hearing these words, I thudded to the ground with a loud crash. To find out what happens next, please listen to the next episode of nonsense.
