Ingredients

  1 jalape?o pepper, halved

  0.25oz lemon juice

  4oz Coca-Cola

  1tsp honey (optionally: pepper-infused)

  1.5oz Tennessee whiskey (Jack Daniels recommended)

  Building the cocktail

  Muddle pepper halves in a highball glass until the oil has been extracted. Remove and discard the peppers from the glass. Add lemon juice, Coca-Cola, whiskey and honey. Stir gently.

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  Garnish and presentation

  If possible, serve in a spiked glass that cannot be lifted without protective gear or tools, or must be drunk with a straw while it remains on the table. Before serving, stare angrily at the glass for several minutes and think about someone you really don't like.