[4:39 P.M.] DamageCritical
Forgive me for the bother Miss Rose, but I want your input on something
[4:40 P.M.] Winchester
? I love giving input. What’s the deal “Mister Washington”
[4:40 P.M.] DamageCritical
I’m thinking a lot about how this game’s eliminations are going down
On the assumption that “elimination” doesn’t mean they’re just killing us. I’d dare to hope we’re not in a Squid Game scenario.
But anyways, it’s just on my mind because one elimination per day is a breakneck pace for even the most ruthless elimination game show. It’s going to go by faster than we can follow what’s happening
And we only have six more days until it starts. I don’t want to sound alarmist, but all hell is going to break loose once the first flies drop.
So I just want to make sure my ducks are in a row before we’re all thrown into the wolf pit
Because there’s no way to predict how we might start turning on each other depending how we get eliminated
So that’s what I’m thinking about. The eliminations.
[4:44 P.M.] Winchester
Oh jeez wall of text
Okay give me a sec my group chat’s being stupid again
[4:45 P.M.] DamageCritical
Apologies, I’m a typer
[4:45 P.M.] Winchester
YEAH DUH
[4:45 P.M.] DamageCritical
I did say to forgive me...
[4:47 P.M.] Winchester
Don’t worry you’re forgiven
So what was it that alert yesterday said specifically about eliminations? I just remember something about it being random
[4:48 P.M.] DamageCritical
I would have wrote it down if I wasn’t so freaked out waking up in a room I couldn’t escape with no memories… and now all of yesterday’s messages are deleted
But luckily my memory is intact.
It said that we would be eliminated by a randomly picked criteria related to our activities during the day
So ask me whatever the hell that means in practice
[4:49 P.M.] Winchester
Huh
What the hell does that mean in practice?
[4:49 P.M.] DamageCritical
Good question! What does “criteria” even mean in relation to our activities during the day?
[4:49 P.M.] Winchester
I have zero clue, Washington, what DOES it mean ?!
[4:52 P.M.] DamageCritical
You’re asking all the right questions today. Well, the wording of the message was so vague that it’s hard to even guess
It’s possible the “criteria” we’re being graded on is on a “last to do this or figure this out” kind of basis
But I found that a little inconvenient for a game where eliminations are daily and there’s 145 people doing a million different things
Unless there’s some surprise in store, never discount that
[4:53 P.M.] Winchester
I read “criteria” and thought they would get me for drinking too much water or something
[4:53 P.M.] DamageCritical
And you’re hitting another irritating possibility. Because it’s equally possible the elimination criteria just means “did this the most or the least”
And if that’s the case, what are we being judged on? Am I wrong for thinking something like “drinking the most water” is too trivial for this kind of experiment?
Because that sounds like you’re just randomly choosing winners and losers
There has to be some deeper tactic. We can’t just be doing something this long and intensive for fun.
[4:58 P.M.] Winchester
I don’t think we can game that out until there’s some idea of what the game masters intentions are
The question I would ask isn’t “What are they going to do to us”, it’s “What do they want from us?”
[4:59 P.M.] DamageCritical
That is an excellent question, Rose
I think you just hit the nail on the head better than I could’ve
[4:59 P.M.] Winchester
See? I can be thoughtful. Who says I can’t be?
[5:00 P.M.] DamageCritical
I would… have to assume no one
[5:05 P.M.] Winchester
Nobody wants to ask me the complicated questions about what we’re up against, it’s always “Hey Rose what are you eating”, “Hey Rose how does ass taste,” “Hey Rose have you found the porn channel on your TV yet”, or “Hey Rose who’s Steve Jobs”
[5:05 P.M.] DamageCritical
Why would they ask who Steve Jobs is?
[5:06 P.M.] Winchester
It’s a stupid fucking joke that they keep doing incorrectly
Don’t ask
[5:06 P.M.] DamageCritical
But I already did…
[5:06 P.M.] Winchester
And I’m telling you, no
When a woman tells you no, she means it
[5:07 P.M.] DamageCritical
Oh
Well I wasn’t going there, but alright…
I’ll take your word at face value
[5:16 P.M.] Winchester
Hey Washington do you know what double docking is
[5:17 P.M.] DamageCritical
Is that some kind of tech jargon? I haven’t heard
[5:17 P.M.] Winchester
I’ll let you keep that theory.
And if anyone you’re talking to asks you that question, block them immediately
[5:19 P.M.] DamageCritical
Note taken…
I guess I’m lucky you got to me first?
DamageCritical[133-993-7490], Collins[133-607-2584]
[6:19 P.M.] Collins
No shit, I didn’t notice until now. You’re one of the people in that fiery disaster of a group chat who doesn’t talk in it too
[6:22 P.M.] DamageCritical
Really? The one that’s name changes every hour? I guess there was so many people swimming in there when I got added that your name got missed
[6:23 P.M.] Collins
Exactly how it happened on this end
Have you found some trick to mute the group chat specifically or is silencing your whole phone still the only way
[6:24 P.M.] DamageCritical
There’s still no mute button.
I don't presume you still look around in there from time to time?
[6:24 P.M.] Collins
Not much since the feed's been taken over by a posse of anti-woke freaks. No idea what the deal is there
Although I haven't checked in a few hours, so anything could have changed. The nature of that place is highly unstable
Whatever vestige of order remains seems to be being maintained by Shereen
[6:26 P.M.] DamageCritical
And have you done much to collect names from that mess of characters? I'm missing a lot of them
Because, of course, contacts are a valuable resource in this game
[6:27 P.M.] Collins
I'm sure you know a lot more warbled screeching happenings there than name exchanges
I just know Julien and Shereen are like the main characters there
A lot of different people pop in and out hour by hour
There's a Graham, there's a Fabian, there's a Baxter, there's a Cody, there was a Logan but he seems to have disappeared
[6:30 P.M.] DamageCritical
I've pinpointed Shereen and Graham
What are the numbers for the rest of them?
[6:31 P.M.] Collins
Julien's the group chat's founder, so their name is right on top
And I can't find Cody in the list anymore, he might have left
Fabian is 702-2696 and Bax is 812-2602
[6:33 P.M.] DamageCritical
What about Logan and Cody? I might reach out to them at some point
[6:34 P.M.] Collins
Trying to get emotionally attached so the eliminations are more impactful?
Hang on I didn’t save the two of them I need to scroll up very far
[6:38 P.M.] Collins
795-3757 and 786-2362 respectively
[6:39 P.M.] DamageCritical
Excellent
And no, I am not “trying” to get emotionally attached
Though I admit, being an unfeeling monster does help in elimination games…
[6:42 P.M.] Collins
So since it seems neither of us has taken a walk through the group chat’s antics recently, what do you say we both take a dive in together and see what they've been up to? Try not to say anything that'll get us kicked?
[6:42 P.M.] DamageCritical
Ah, are you trying to get emotionally attached to ME to make my elimination more impactful…?
[6:43 P.M.] Collins
I have been caught in an argumentative fallacy.
[6:43 P.M.] DamageCritical
You'll have to take your own mugshot, nobody can get in your room
But you asked me if I wanted to peak through the group chat logs with you. "What do you say?" I hear you asking
Well Jonas, my heart is yours
…I have no idea why I said that. I'm watching a really bad romantic drama right now.
And before you ask, no, that's not my taste in film
[6:43 P.M.] Collins
Do you normally watch romantic dramas?
Oh nevermind. Beat me to the punch.
[6:44 P.M.] DamageCritical
Time to start scrolling through the past hour, meet you there.
[6:44 P.M.] Collins
??
"Um actually it's called X now"
DamageCritical[133-993-7490], ...Julien[133-656-8961], ...Shereen[133-440-6740], UnknownSender3[133-802-7988], ...Kaynen[133-853-2667], ...Iliana[133-296-8468], UnknownSender6[133-782-0376], ...Baxter[133-812-2602], Collins[133-875-0839], UnknownSender9[133-490-6016], UnknownSender11[133-319-1941], ...Graham[133-966-1196], UnknownSender12[133-891-6727], UnknownSender13[133-481-9556], ...Fabian[133-702-2696], UnknownSender15[133-281-9736], ...Keanu[133-212-3764], ...Paris[133-366-3195], UnknownSender18[133-616-4443], UnknownSender19[133-743-2123], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-822-2929]
[5:47 P.M.] UnknownSender18
I ran out of fucking forks
[5:50 P.M.] ...Paris
How the fuck did you do that?
Just wash your shit, retard
[5:51 P.M.] UnknownSender6
Is Lucio eating his forks?
[5:51 P.M.] UnknownSender18
MY DISHWASHER IS WORKING
I just wasn’t given enough forks
[5:52 P.M.] UnknownSender9
I was given approximately six of each type of silverware
[5:52 P.M.] UnknownSender6
That sounds like you're eating your forks
[5:52 P.M.] UnknownSender18
I'm not eating my fucking forks
I'm eating WITH THE FUCKING FORKS
[5:54 P.M.] UnknownSender6
I have eight forks too, only one of them is used
[5:56 P.M.] ...Fabian
Did this guy in the course of 48 hours eat eight entire meals that required forks, then rant about to us because in his mind that was a relatable problem?
[5:57 P.M.] ...Paris
Actually the dumbest thing I've heard all day
[6:00 P.M.] ...Graham
Are you fucking kidding me
Which one of you smartasses changed the group chat name
I had it perfectly fine as "if twitter was a group chat" but OH you just had to be so fucking clever, you shitbiscuit
ALERT: GROUP CHAT NAME CHANGED TO "X like the spot I marked on your mother's asshole, bitch" BY ...Graham
[6:00 P.M.] ...Baxter
What's this business about eating forks?
[6:01 P.M.] UnknownSender6
Lucio gets very sensitive if you accuse him of eating his forks
[6:01 P.M.] ...Baxter
Oh no Graham, don't start going on your Rohan arc, we've already gone through this
[6:02 P.M.] ...Graham
I'll turn into the fucking joker if you people keep fucking with me
I'm gonna scroll up and find who changed the group chat name. The logs will expose you. And when you're exposed, I'm exposing this urethra full of piss into your eyes
Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website.
[6:02 P.M.] UnknownSender6
Don't bother, it was Baxter
[6:02 P.M.] ...Baxter
Uh, no it wasn't! I'm being the target of misinformation!
[6:03 P.M.] ...Graham
Unzipping my pants. This annoying motherfucker has been making too much noise today.
[6:03 P.M.] ...Baxter
Wait! Have mercy Graham sir! I swear I was framed! I’ll do anything you want!
[6:03 P.M.] ...Graham
YOU WILL LEARN NOT TO FUCK WITH ME, CHICKENSHIT. NOW TAKE IT IN THE EYEBALLS.
Nevermind I don’t care anymore
[6:04 P.M.] ...Baxter
Oh, oh thank you Graham sir! I won’t forget this!
[6:04 P.M.] ...Graham
Shut the fuck up
[6:14 P.M.] ...Paris
There’s so many dead fucking TV channels
What kind of fucking gay asses in hospitals are sitting back watching 30 minute infomercials for fashion products
[6:14 P.M.] ...Graham
Your gay ass, apparently
[6:15 P.M.] UnknownSender6
It’s okay to be a little fruity, Paris
[6:15 P.M.] ...Fabian
Paris is the gayest name I’ve ever heard
[6:16 P.M.] ...Graham
He’s fruitier than pebbles
[6:16 P.M.] UnknownSender6
FRUITIER THAN PEBBLES
[6:16 P.M.] ...Baxter
OOF. I would laugh if that wasn’t so homophobic
[6:16 P.M.] ...Iliana
That was the calmest 10 minutes of quiet from this group that I’ve gotten, and you guys just ruined it
[6:17 P.M.] ...Paris
Go fuck yourself, all of you
If it bothers you, you can leave or you can mute your phone
[6:17 P.M.] ...Keanu
LMAO get her
[6:17 P.M.] ...Iliana
HOLD UP I can mute my phone???
[6:17 P.M.] UnknownSender6
She doesn’t know
[6:18 P.M.] ...Fabian
Nobody tell her
If you do you’re getting kicked and added to Rohan’s new group chat
[6:18 P.M.] ...Graham
I think this group chat has singlehandedly taught nearly everyone in it how to mute their phones, because there’s 21 people here and only four of them are still active
[6:18 P.M.] ...Baxter
I would never mute my phone, it’s too much fun joshing with everyone
[6:18 P.M.] UnknownSender6
New Rohan group chat
Tell me it ain’t so
[6:19 P.M.] ...Baxter
Say it ain’t so?
SOMEBODYS HEINE IS CROWDING MY ICE BOX
SOMEBODYS COLD ONE IS GIVING ME CHILLS
[6:19 P.M.] UnknownSender6
No no no no we already had a weezer guy get kicked last night don’t do this again
[6:19 P.M.] ...Graham
How did so many fucking Weezer fans make it into this group chat
[6:19 P.M.] ...Baxter
FLIP ON THE TELLY
WRESTLE WITH JIMMY
SOMETHING IS BUBBLING BEHIND MY BACK
[6:19 P.M.] ...Julien
Shereen will kick you if you spam too much
[6:19 P.M.] ...Baxter
BUH BUH BWOOOOW BUH BUH BWOOOOOW SAY IT AINT SOOOOOWOWOOOO
Dangit.
[6:20 P.M.] ...Paris
And what’s stopping us from just kicking Shereen?
[6:20 P.M.] ...Julien
Allies.
[6:20 P.M.] UnknownSender6
You’re not gonna win that battle Paris
Her and Julien’s fingers are on the button at all times
[6:21 P.M.] ...Paris
All of you can fucking blow me
[6:21 P.M.] ...Graham
Take a picture, Paris said something gay again
[6:21 P.M.] ...Paris
Shut the fuck up cracker
[6:22 P.M.] ...Graham
Whoa. Just because my name is Graham doesn’t mean you can call me a racial slur.
[6:22 P.M.] ...Paris
Are you fucking serious? You’re gonna get offended because I called you cracker?
[6:22 P.M.] ...Graham
Weewooweewoo didn’t get the joke alert
Someone call the didn’t get the joke police
Besides, we all know you didn’t call me something worse because Shereen doesn’t allow the F word
Rant and rave and whine, you’re subservient to authority just like the rest of us
[6:23 P.M.] ...Paris
Shereen doesn’t have any fucking authority
I’ll say what I want
[6:24 P.M.] UnknownSender18
Shut you’re retarded mouth Paris, enough dicks have gone through it already
[6:24 P.M.] UnknownSender6
What is this, 2004?
Someone want to do an Insane Clown Posse joke while we’re recycling all the gay jokes?
[6:25 P.M.] ...Iliana
For a guy with such a luxurious and beautiful name like Paris, you sure are an asshole
[6:25 P.M.] ...Paris
Oh, sorry if I’m hurting your precious fucking feelings Owen
[6:26 P.M.] ...Graham
Paris is some bourgeois pigshit of a name, of course he’s an asshole
[6:27 P.M.] UnknownSender6
Hey, “fruitier than pebbles” was a good joke. What offends me is a lack of creativity
[6:27 P.M.] ...Julien
For the love of the lord, can you edgelords rest your fingers for 15 fucking minutes? Shereen and I can’t mute our phones while you’re threatening to kick us
[6:28 P.M.] ...Baxter
Apologies Julien, I will subtract one voice from this chaos. Hopefully others will follow suit
[6:28 P.M.] ...Julien
At least one of you has manners.
[6:28 P.M.] UnknownSender6
Hey! Only Paris was threatening to kick Shereen, the rest of us are behaving!
[6:28 P.M.] ...Graham
Don’t rope me in with these fucking losers Julien
[6:29 P.M.] ...Baxter
Before I go: Graham, make sure to check your refrigerator
[6:29 P.M.] ...Iliana
HOW DO I MUTE MY PHONE?
[6:30 P.M.] ...Paris
You go in your settings, then go up your ass and to the left
[6:30 P.M.] UnknownSender6
YOU STOLE THAT JOKE FROM IMPRACTICAL JOKERS
[6:30 P.M.] UnknownSender18
You just recycled that line from Impractical jokers you fucking poser
[6:30 P.M.] ...Iliana
Very funny shithead
[6:31 P.M.] UnknownSender6
Paris proving himself yet again to be an utterly humorless crank
And just this once, I high-five Lucio
[6:32 P.M.] ...Graham
I knew it was impractical jokers too, but i didn’t need to say anything because even if I didn’t know I still wouldn’t’ve laughed at that horribly executed insult
[6:33 P.M.] UnknownSender6
Wouldn’t’ve? Is that even gramatically correct? It’s weird seeing that spelt out
[6:35 P.M.] ...Paris
So what if I kick Julien and Shereen? What the fuck are they gonna do about it?
[6:36 P.M.] UnknownSender6
Some of us are loyal to the Shereen regime and will thwart any attempt at a coup before you realize what even happened
[6:36 P.M.] ...Baxter
Also Iliana, you can mute your phone by going into settings, general, sound, and then flip the silent mode switch
[6:37 P.M.] ...Kaynen
Is it safe to let paris remain if the group chat leaders have a target on their backs
[6:37 P.M.] ...Iliana
Oh my god thank you Bax, first useful guy I’ve met here
Also hi Kaynen
[6:37 P.M.] ...Kaynen
Hi Iliana
[6:38 P.M.] ...Julien
Kaynen has a point.
Who even added Paris to here?
[6:38 P.M.] UnknownSender6
He might have been one of the guys Javier spammed in last night before he got kicked
[6:40 P.M.] ...Keanu
LMAOOOOOO FRUITIER THAN PEBBLES
that was fuckin golden
[6:40 P.M.] UnknownSender6
Wow, you’re late
[6:42 P.M.] ...Keanu
damn paris coming with the heat
nvm stolen joke
[6:42 P.M.] ...Graham
We are watching him live read the past 45 minutes
ALERT: UNKNOWN SENDER[133-748-1903] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[6:44 P.M.] UnknownSender6
The fuck
ALERT: UnknownSender15[133-281-9736] HAS LEFT THE GROUP CHAT
[6:45 P.M.] UnknownSender6
THE FUCK?
Who just joined? Who just left?
[6:45 P.M.] ...Graham
Fuck’s sake stop adding more fucking people
[6:45 P.M.] UnknownSender18
Too bad you people are fucking boring as shit
Meet my man Gino
[6:46 P.M.] ...Graham
Fuck you Gino, we hate you
[6:46 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Where?
[6:46 P.M.] ...Julien
We’re not adding any more people into the group chat, Lucio. Javier did enough damage letting you panzees in yesterday
[6:47 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Wait, is somebody here black?
[6:47 P.M.] UnknownSender6
Come again
[6:47 P.M.] ...Graham
The what
[6:48 P.M.] ...Iliana
Uh
Kaynen?
[6:48 P.M.] ...Kaynen
Yes?
[6:48 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
On behalf of my brother Kaynen, I absolutely *abhor* your use of the word “chimpanzee” against us and DEMAND an immediate apology. That kind of bigotry will not be accepted in this game.
[6:49 P.M.] ...Keanu
LMAOOOOO
[6:49 P.M.] ...Kaynen
Don’t call me brother
[6:50 P.M.] ...Julien
i swear to god
[6:50 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
You shouldn’t swear to God. He wouldn’t like that.
[6:50 P.M.] ...Lucio
You better apologize Julien
[6:50 P.M.] ...Kaynen
I don’t sanction this
[6:50 P.M.] ...Graham
Classic white liberal, trying to speak over his black contemporaries
[6:52 P.M.] ...Keanu
cough tf up julien let’s here it
[6:53 P.M.] ...Owen
It’s spelt “hear” moron
[6:53 P.M.] ...Shereen
No more people. Gino, leave or you’ll be kicked.
[6:53 P.M.] ...Owen
Uh oh
[6:54 P.M.] ...Paris
Fuck this
ALERT: ...Julien[133-656-8961] HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE GROUP CHAT
ALERT: ...Paris[133-366-3195] HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE GROUP CHAT
ALERT: ...Julien[133-656-8961] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
ALERT: ...Julien[133-656-8961] HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE GROUP CHAT
ALERT: ...Shereen[133-440-6740] HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE GROUP CHAT
ALERT: ...Paris[133-366-3195] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
ALERT: ...Paris[133-366-3195] HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE GROUP CHAT
ALERT: ...Gino[133-748-1903] HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE GROUP CHAT
ALERT: ...Lucio[133-616-4443] HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE GROUP CHAT
ALERT: ...Shereen[133-440-6740] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[6:55 P.M.] ...Owen
OH MY GOD
[6:55 P.M.] ...Graham
What in the screaming Judas on a paraglider just fucking happened here
ALERT: ...Julien[133-656-8961] HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE GROUP CHAT
[6:56 P.M.] ...Iliana
I DID IT! I SAVED JULIEN AND SHEREEN!
[6:56 P.M.] ...Shereen
Thank you.
I’m sorry Julien. It’s fixed now.
[6:56 P.M.] ...Iliana
I'M A HERO! I STOPPED THE COUP!
[6:56 P.M.] ...Julien
I SWEAR TO GOD FUCKING ALMIGHTY
[6:56 P.M.] ...Owen
Oh no. Paris dun goofed.
[6:57 P.M.] ...Julien
This group has pushed every last one of my buttons
I tried patience, thinking somehow that you people would self-correct, the annoying figures would be filtered out naturally
But no. Instead, you multiplied like cancer cells and corrupted the entire foundation
And what started off as a Fun Little Experiment with Logan and Rohan has turned into my waking nightmare
[6:57 P.M.] ...Graham
Oh man.
[6:57 P.M.] ...Keanu
oh shit he mad
[6:58 P.M.] ...Julien
SHUT UP AND LISTEN.
I'M TIRED OF IT ALL. MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY.
I CAN'T STAND MY PHONE VIBRATING TWO THOUSAND TIMES PER HOUR BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY IRRESPONSIBLE DIPSHITS THREATENING TO THROW THINGS OUT OF ORDER
AND NONE OF YOU FUCKING LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU THIS! NO, YOU JUST HONK LOUDER.
I need a life of my own if I want to survive this game. I can't have the weight of 20 fucking lunatics tugging on hooks in my skin
Because I believe wholeheartedly now that this very game is just a recipe for chaos. The ratio of psychopaths to human beings that have filtered through this chat alone is damningly representative of the game at large.
You tell me what I'm supposed to fucking do in a group chat called "X like the spot on your mother's asshole." Give me a fucking break.
It's time for me to go. I'm moving on from here. This experiment is beyond saving.
My DMs are open. At least there I have some control over who surrounds me.
Like the sun under the horizon that can't be seen anymore… I bid you ado.
ALERT: ...Julien[133-656-8961] HAS LEFT THE GROUP CHAT
[6:59 P.M.] ...Owen
Great, look what you people did
[7:00 P.M.] ...Graham
Wasn't my fault. Point a finger at me and I'll fucking break it.
[7:00 P.M.] ...Keanu
LMAAOOOOO HE LEFT
[7:01 P.M.] Collins
I don't talk here but I just want to state for record that I witnessed the whole interaction over the past hour, and all of that was Paris's fault.
[7:01 P.M.] DamageCritical
I second that.
[7:02 P.M.] ...Kaynen
Well that settles it
[7:02 P.M.] ...Graham
Who the fuck are you two?
DamageCritical[133-993-7490], Collins[133-607-2584]
[7:02 P.M.] DamageCritical
It’s amazing the kinds of miracles of nature you find around you when you start paying attention
[7:03 P.M.] Collins
That’s not exactly how I would characterize what just happened
[7:02 P.M.] DamageCritical
That's fair.
DamageCritical[133-993-7490], UNKNOWN SENDER[133-622-7916]
[8:47 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
Alright, I'm doing it. Time to meet somebody else
You reach that point yet where all the people you met in a frenzy yesterday morning are starting to get nauseating to talk to? That can't just be me.
[8:47 P.M.] DamageCritical
Trust me, you aren't the only one…
I'm just not the one to talk about it
[8:48 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
How do you mean?
[8:49 P.M.] DamageCritical
All I'm gonna say is count your blessings. It's a mad game out there.
[8:52 P.M.] UNKNOWN SENDER
You mean to tell me that 145 people in boxes isolated over the internet has unpredictable consequences?
Color me fucking shocked.
I'm Karan. Nice to meet somebody else who has their screws tightened, I guess.
[8:52 P.M.] DamageCritical
Karan, like the holy book? Or… no, that's the Quran. Pronounced the same?
[8:53 P.M.] ---Karan
Yes, pronounced the same. You're not the first to notice. Classic white people.
[8:53 P.M.] DamageCritical
Uh… no comment on that
[8:54 P.M.] ---Karan
I'm sure you're one of the good ones. So tell me, what's your story so far?
[8:55 P.M.] DamageCritical
So… it starts in a mysterious apartment with a guy named Washington, waking up at 7:45 AM to an alert on his TV. And that's not even the interesting part.
I'm fruitier than pebbles, then I'm allowed to write that joke and the WOKE MOB can't come after me. checkmate again...