Chapter Ten: Oh Yu, Oh Yu, What Shall I Do?

  Liu Bang was stunned. We know that this man was a professional rogue in his youth, lazy and gluttonous. His father often told him: If you don't farm, I won't have a son like you.

  But this kid actually has a good relationship, should be the kind of cute rogue, I guess it's been years since he became the emperor's brain and got rusty, being scared by me like this, his face showed a very strange expression: wanting to put on a smile but also habitually wanting to be serious, I looked at him and felt a bit pitiful, so I let him go, came to Xiang Yu's side and said: "Brother Ba Wang, what's wrong, let bygones be bygones, is there something you can't get over?"

  Xiang Yu looked up at Liu Laosix, seemingly a bit apprehensive. Liu Laosix extinguished his cigarette and said, "He has something on his mind, probably doesn't want me to know. I originally could read minds, but unfortunately can only use it once a day - earlier I discovered you wanted to smash my head with the ashtray." He stood up and said, "Then I'll leave, no need for you to hate me so much. If Xiang Yu wasn't making such a big fuss, I wouldn't have come looking for you so soon."

  Liu Lao Liu left, Xiang Yu suddenly rushed in front of me, picked me up in mid-air and growled: "You brought me back!" I stepped on the cloud step and shouted: "Where did you bring me?"

  "I want to return to my battlefield, I want to see my Yuji! You quickly send me back!"

  I immediately recalled what Liu Lao Liu said to me the first time we met, and now it seems that Xiang Yu's ambition has not been fulfilled. If he really could return to the battlefield, even if he was placed in a precarious position, based on past experience, the outcome between him and Liu Bang would still be uncertain. From a personal emotional perspective, I prefer Xiang Yu, although he didn't take a liking to me from the start. However, sending him back to history would have consequences that even Yan Wang couldn't bear, so they found this scapegoat instead.

  I helplessly said: "I'm not a god, how can I possibly send you back to the Han Dynasty?"

  Xiang Yu glanced at Liu Bang after hearing him: "Han Dynasty? So you really became the emperor in the end?" Liu Bang's face showed that "smiling and crying" expression again.

  Xiang Yu suddenly turned his head and looked at me: "I can give him the world, you just send me back, I only ask that Yu Ji not die."

  I gave up struggling, and said in mid-air: "Even if you bring him back, his tens of millions of brothers will gang up on him and his wife, and they'll still be done for." Xiang Yu burst out laughing like Shin-chan, but with a ferocious expression. His laughter was mixed with anger and arrogance: "With me and Yuji, we can easily kill our way out of the encirclement. But Yuji saw that my ambition had waned, and wanted to use her own death to inspire my heroic spirit. In the end, I was deceived by others, and died hating Wujiang. When I arrived in the underworld, I suddenly realized that all those grand ambitions were just fleeting clouds. If I had to choose again, I would rather spend a quiet year with Yuji."

  "You're so touching."

  Xiang Yu's eyes widened in anger: "I'm telling you again, I want you to send me back!"

  I spread my hands: "Anyway, I'm not going to make it, I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, I'm not some kind of immortal, and this isn't some kind of fairyland."

  "Where is this?"

  "China, your hometown is now called Hubei."

  "How far is it from Hubei?"

  "Taking the train for over 20 hours - oh sorry, I forgot you can't understand that, riding a horse would take half a month. You going there is useless anyway, even if you could find Yu Ji's bones, they belong to the country."

  "You're really not an immortal?"

  I pointed at myself floating around in mid-air: "If I were a god, do you think you could treat me like this?"

  Xiang Yu threw me to the ground in a daze, muttering: "It turns out that the 1 year I got from making a big fuss in the underworld can only be spent in a miserable struggle (this idiom was not used until the Song Dynasty, everyone can feel the spirit, you can also understand it as Xiang Yu learned it in the underworld)." This iron-like man burst into tears in front of me.

  This move evoked my deepest sympathy, such a sentimental and righteous man is really hard to find, and can maintain the heroic nature, want to cry or laugh - Xiang Yu's tears are as big as a date.

  I walked over, patted his shoulder and said: "Brother Yu, don't be too heartbroken, let's think of another way. Think about it, since you can come to my place, maybe your sister-in-law can also come. I swear, if she comes, I'll spare no expense and take you both on a tour of Europe."

  Xiang Yu lifted his head and suddenly wrapped his arms around me: "You're right, how did I not think of that?" I was hugged by him and gasped for air, saying: "If you don't let go of me, I'll be able to go to the underworld to deliver a message to your sister-in-law——" Xiang Yu released me and apologized, saying: "Sorry, brother, can Yuji really come?"

  "As long as your sister hasn't given birth yet, I'll use my connections to get her in through the back door." Xiang Yu tried to hug me again, but I dodged him by 5 meters. He smiled awkwardly and said: "From now on, you're my real brother."

  At this time, I found Liu Bang's expression was strange. I pointed at him and said: "What we are talking about, you are not allowed to tell others, otherwise I will lock you up with Qin Shi Huang in a room!" Liu Bang shrank his neck.

  I took a look at Xiang Yu's fine armor and Liu Bang's imperial robe, it was really a headache for me. I didn't have any more clothes to change into for them now. The one with the best "configuration" is Jing Er Chao, wearing Adidas on top and Lee on bottom, and the underwear I just took out of the packaging bag for him (considering Jing Er Chao often forgets to zip up, underwear must be worn). Qin Shi Huang was a bit worse off, wearing a set of nylon products, with underwear that I had previously worn. With several sets of clothes plus laundry, there were no summer clothes left for Xiang Yu and Liu Bang to wear.

  I led the two people up the stairs quietly, passing through the first bedroom - Baozi and the others were already up, chatting inside. Then passing through the second room - a warehouse converted into a bedroom, Qin Shi Huang was still sleeping. In theory, it's impossible for these three people to fight each other when they meet. Xiang Yu and Liu Bang had both seen the procession of Ying Zheng pass by before their eyes, so theoretically, they absolutely wouldn't be able to see Qin Shi Huang himself, and Qin Shi Huang would have no way of knowing what these two were doing. But I still felt that putting these three people in one room was too strange.

  I led them to Jing Ke's house and said to Liu Bang: "The fat guy next door is Qin Shi Huang, if you dare to speak recklessly, I'll tell him what you've done, and call Zhang Liang and Han Xin over, the three of you tied up together aren't enough for him to eat in one meal." I also said to Xiang Yu: "Brother Yu, I know you're a hero who doesn't care about anything, but those things from past lives..." Xiang Yu interrupted me saying: "Except for Yu Ji, I don't care about anything else, I won't provoke him."

  I came to Qin Shi Huang's house, rummaged through the closet and pulled out a big pile of messy clothes, then came back, dragged Jing Ke who was lying on the bed listening to semiconductors to the door, and told the two of them: "Change your clothes, not a single piece can be missing from inside to outside." Xiang Yu's mind was elsewhere, whatever I said he would listen, Liu Bang knew I was a fool, didn't dare offend me.

  I'm standing in the living room, feeling troubled. After arranging for Li Shishi to stay over, it's already caused a separation between me and Baozi. Now these two freeloaders have arrived, how am I supposed to explain this to her?

  As soon as the two of them came out, I knew what to say.

  Xiang Yu is wearing my high school uniform, the sleeves are only up to his elbows, and when I wore it back then, I had to roll up the pant legs, but on him, it looks like 7/8 pants. The reason I didn't throw away this uniform is that I thought of using it as a mop rag after it's worn out.

  Liu Bang was even more delighted, and ran out wearing his autumn clothes and pants. The two of them, one tall and one short, were dressed in a mismatched manner, with dejected expressions, looking just like two refugees.