Chapter 3 - Living La Vida Loca with Friends

  In Aloha. Jack is a pokemon. A Proteus.

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  My sleepy ass body never feels rested. Even though at various times, I have slept for almost 22 hours. Even compared to some humans who don’t sleep. At least they have the opportunity to feel rested in one special point in time in their sorrowful lives.

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  Looking around, I notice that I’m in a Pokeball. Finally, my trainer has decided to fly to Hoenn to talk to Professor Birch about stuff. Finally, I can be free from Aloha’s influence. While I certainly would enjoy the tropics as a human. As a steel spikey cocoon in the hot sun that moves by rolling around like a Pokemon that only knows the move roll out in the sand. I hate the tropics and I hate sand more than anything. Its course, its rough, and it gets everywhere.

  And that not even talking about Professor Burnet. That crazy deranged manic. That batty woman. She analyzed me from head to toe before bringing me to who had to tell her that she was doing way too much and needed to take a chill pill. I found that I prefer Professor Kukui. He really gets me. He is also the only person who I can take refuge away from Burnet.

  Thank goodness Hyde didn’t inherit the same craziness genes as his aunt. However, on certain days, I could definitely see the resemblance.

  The flight was almost over by the time I woke up. A little turbulence occurred but other than that, nothing of note occurred. Exiting the airport and triggering every metal detector alarm seems to provide the long-time issues of airport baggage security. Fun.

  ...........To be continued...........