Definition of a PANDA: A person who is cuddly and cute, and will snuggle with you all day long, but is too fat and lazy to ever want to have sex.
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Definition of a POLAR BEAR: An out-of-shape, old lover who is grumpy but still loving, and is also lovable. But mostly, is grumpy.
Definition of a ROLLER DERBY QUEEN: Five-foot-six and two-fifteen. A bleach blonde bomber with a streak of mean.