Kate awoke next to our heterotroph ofsex.
She was still wearing a bloodied peplos full of holes.
K321: AHHH!
F2: Are you okay?
K321: NO! YOU JUST SHOT ME! WHY!?
F5: You were being too clingy. *World's most smug shrug*
K321: WHAT!?
F6: You're naked by the way.
It wasn't a lie.
The holes definitely let quite a bit of light pass into her womanly parts.
She covered herself, as if it could somehow un-ruin her day.
K321: *blushing and afraid* W-WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
F3: To find the emperor, being frank.
F5: What?
F3: It's a term for talking in a way that is downright.
F5: Ah, you meant the term.
K321: Ah.
F2>K321: Um, sorry?
K321: ...He's past the mountain,
going straight to the east until you reach a building next to a stream.
He is down there. He has a very... Large presence.
F4 patted her head to comfort her.
F1: Is it fine if we stay here for the night?
F6: *yawn*
K321: ...Uh, a-alright.
Since it was getting late, they stayed, our most esteemed...
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The next morning,
Katia had the absolute Stockholm to make them a full English with toast.
The Welsh breakfast is better IMO.
K321: Is it fine? I-I'm not very good at cooking...
F4: It's alright.
F2: It feels like you tried too hard with the food.
And the table... And the Floor... And the walls...
All those carvings look kinda distracting.
K321: :-(
F6: *gesturing*
K321: Do you want me to come? You're not much of a tal-
F6 pulled her in for a french kiss. Kate submitted at first,
but pulled out after the initial shock.
K321: W-WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? *Shocked and aroused, or S&A for short*
F6: You said you wanted a kiss.
K321: NOT LIKE THAT! Just ask me first...
F6: Do you want a kiss?
K321: I-uh-umm... Is it fine?
F6: If it makes you relax... Or would you rather sit on my lap?
Katia went for the latter.
K321: ...
K321: Why are you so weird?
F3: We seem strange to each other, yet we may be the same.
K321: I don't get it...
F5: Well, time to leave.
K321: Wait! I can accompany you!
He's technically inside of my city, so...
F2: Sure!
K321: Wait, why was that so easy?
F1: They said you would be useful.
K321: Who are "they"?
F1: We will tell you when you get in the car.
K321: You have a car!?
The foxes and, Kate? Katia? The cat?
Entered the "car" (Actually the Bradley),
And immediately left.
K321: This isn't a car, and I have so many questions...
F2: Oh! Me first! Are you called Kate or Katia?
K321: How do you?...
F2: *The kind of smile that's actually kind of disturbing*
K321: I- uh, just call me however you want?
F2: Can I call you aunt?
K321: No! I'm not that old!
F4: Aren't you three hundred-
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K321: Please! If I look like I am twenty, treat me like I am twenty!
J>K321: With a brain the size of a lentil.
K321: What!? Where did that come from!?
Jack was busy mashing the keys on his keyboard.
G: Can you stop typing for a second?
J: No! I could miss some dialog with the empress!
Z: Kate is listening, just so you know.
K321: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
J: You got owned. Literally!
F1: Those are "they", by the way.
K321: NO! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS! I'M LEAVING! *stands up*
J: Sit.
The cat sat on the mat. In that girly "W" shape.
K321: Ah.
F5: Hah!
K321: ...Alright, what do you want from me?
F3: That was oddly quick.
K321: Well, I guess I brought this on myself.
You kept me alive for a reason, isn't it?
J: Least stupid commentary of the day.
Z: We need you to help us defeat the emperor.
K321: Why?
J: Must trash the trash, duh.
K321: Isn't that very rash? It's not like I like him, like-
Z: You have surpassed your like allowance.
K321: He's scary!
Z: On the opposite, we are being very wary with this operation,
by adding an extra member to the team.
J: You should be able to take the hits.
K321: Ummm...
G: We'll give you weapons and armor so you are safe.
I'm not some kind of sadist.
G: Do you have any more questions?
F6: Can you help me take off my drysuit?
G: I was asking the other lady... but OK.
K321: Wait please don- *urgh*
Kate's nostrils received several scents in quick succession.
She didn't appreciate the gratuitous nudity either.
G: Oh, I forgot about that. Sorry.
Z: I will remove your vomiting reflex.
K321: JUST TURN OFF MY NOSE! AND MY EYES!
J: Don't, that would be a loss. Now, do not distract me,
as I'm getting to the good part~
They finally arrived towards the emperor's place.
Z: Now, I will provide you with these APFSDS railguns.
They were some two-metre composite tubes with coils to the sides,
a thick cable reaching to the backpack,
an ammo belt also coming from the backpack, and several spare tubes.
Surprisingly, they were lighter than the M242.
G: All new and improved!
F3: How can the design be new and improved at the same time?
G: It's a mannerism.
Z: At maximum power, they can provide very significant kickback,
so make sure to use the tripod.
F2: Well, duh!
G: Just don't go flying like last time, alright?
F2: Fiiine.
Z: Furthermore, since the recoil from a high firing rate would be too high,
we will be providing some remote-control robots.
F4: What happened to that slime thing?
G: Well, the disadvantages outweigh the benefits in this case,
like the bad coordination, or the instability...
F6: Not being able to taste?
G: Also that.
Z: The barrels of the railguns wear down quickly,
so make sure to replace them when the wear meter goes down from lime.
K321: Wait, what about me?
G: We would be hard-pressed to make a robot tougher than you are,
so you will go in there with some armor, as I said.
K321: That's no fair!
Life is unfair. Especially if you are some catgirl-priest-royalty.
The sbkrf set up a tent, put on the suits, and brought the robots.
F2: Woah, this feels kinda weird.
Z: The suits provide haptic and visual feedback.
F4: Wait, is that me?
Z: Yes.
F6 waved at herself. Zack gave guns to everyone.
F2: What did that "word-soup railgun" mean?
G: Well, you just have to look at the projectile!
A tentacle came from F2's backpack and showed them a round.
G: Here, it is an armor piercing round,
which has some stabilizing fins,
and a sabot that that discards itself.
F2: Ohhh...
G: And this thing uses electricity to push it down a rail, somehow.
K321: Hold on, I don't know how to shoot! And what about my armour?
G: Just make sure that the front and back sights are aligned,
and set them alight. It shouldn't be that hard.
K321: I still don't get it.
G: Alright, I can teach you the basics in a few minutes.
Now, as for what you will be wearing...
Z: You will have to strip down.
K321: W-what? In front of them?
Z: Yes. Stop asking stupid questions.
F6: I don't mind.
K321: Me asking or... Ugh whatever, I'm doing it.
As it turned out she didn't use underwear. Naugthy Cat, LLC.
The slime slapped her with a drysuit and blocky armour plating.
K321: This feels rather strange.
F5: Yeah, nice curves though.
K321: Ah! Why did you have to look!?
G: Let's just teach you how to shoot, alright?
K321: Sure...
You see, cat's supposed to be funny.