Geovum & Clusterukh

  Designation: the GEODE & RUKH cillimorphs

  Group: BIRDISH

  Native Biomes: PLANET SCORCHER & PLANET BOLDERO

  Size: MEDIUM & LARGE

  Interesting Facts: Geovum is only partly hatched out of its stony egg, and it’s in no hurry, because the interior of its shell is filled with glittering amethyst. Now, there’s no light inside the egg either, but it can still see the crystals, thanks to all the background silliness that takes care of any and all plot holes to do with cillimorphs. They’re just silly little guys, what do they need reason for?

  Oh and Clusterukh is pretty big and pretty rigid. It makes flying in caverns difficult… for the cavern walls.

  Doughen & Pumpermew

  Designation: the DOUGH & INBREAD CAT cillimorphs

  Group: MAMMALISH

  Native Biomes: PLANET URBANIAK

  Size: SMALL

  Interesting Facts: Doughen is very difficult to hold; they always slip out of your grip. They make great pets for children, and when the kids get bored Doughen can mature and bake itself at the same time, becoming the better adult pet of Pumpermew, with a crustier personality and always smelling of fresh sourdough. Smelling them makes you want soup. It’s probably why they’re always licking themselves.

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  Millistone & Millidozer

  Designation: the MILLSTONE & ROLLER cillimorphs

  Group: SEGMENTED

  Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET BOLDERO

  Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

  Interesting Facts: These dudes use their goofy funnel mouths to mix spit and grit and make means of transportation, mostly wheels and rollers. You’ll want to hang out with them when they’ve got rocks stuck in their mouths, because when they don’t they’re always trumpeting stupid little jingles that get stuck in your head.

  Pinberg & Mastodontist

  Designation: the ODOBENOCETOPS & ELEPHANT SEAL cillimorphs

  Group: MAMMALISH

  Native Biomes: PLANET BRRR & PLANET SPLISHY

  Size: MEDIUM

  Interesting Facts: Pinberg augments its bigger tusk with an icy sheath; it leaps out of the water in an arc to show off both of them. Mastodontist exchanges the sheath for an ice cube hammer on its trunk, which it uses to strike its tusks like bells and make music. It’s alright, not really my scene. I’m more of a ska guy.

  Sandime & Sandolla

  Designation: the COIN & SAND DOLLAR cillimorphs

  Group: SPINELESS

  Native Biomes: PLANET SPLISHY & PLANET URBANIAK

  Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

  Interesting Facts: Sandime buries itself in the sand, but leaves its metallic eye exposed so it can stare into the sun, you know, for fun. If you go barefoot on the beach and step on one you’ll burn your feet, and worse, they won’t apologize. They also like to replace manhole covers; nobody knows what happens to the originals.

  Sandolla is more lighthearted; it likes being used as a surfboard and being held like a giant novelty check.