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  "Finally~" I fell bato an enormous bed, barely boung on the objectively shit mattress. Still, the deplorable thing couldn't wipe the grin off of my face.

  "That was … " Selearted as she slumped down on a chair, cradling her head. "Stressful."

  "Yep~ but so worth it."

  "How?" She didn't eve me, but her head snapped up a moment ter. "You won't! You wouldn't!"

  "What do you mean Selly~" I rolled over onto my stomach, propping my head up on a hand as I stared at her.

  "You replicate what you eat."

  "I sure ," I smirked. "Though that would have been a regrettable remark if I hadn't put up a barrier as soon as we entered."

  "Sorry," she defted.

  "No problem," I smiled as I started kig my legs bad forth. Today was a good day. The best so far.

  "Will you …?"

  "Of fug course I will." I rolled my eyes at her. "Do you think I made a fool of myself for nothing back there?"

  I rolled around, my head now hanging off of the side of the bed. Owieee, Selly is upside down. Still cute tho.

  "They will fy you alive if they find out," she said with worry fillione.

  "'When'" I corrected. My capability of keepis was rated as D by my Mind-Cores, as in 'Dogshit'.

  "Even worse," she hissed. "Do you know what they do to someone like you?"

  My heart badumped in my chest at her gre. Her worry for me was radiating off of her in waves.

  "I know," I said with a soft smile. "But they need me now, or they think they do."

  "… That thing about a fleet was true?"

  "Yep," I he a feeling quite weird with me hanging off of the bed.

  " you tell me who is leading it?"

  "Spoilers~," I smirked. "But if you really want to know, I'll tell you, but I bet you won't believe me."

  "I'm not betting," she sighed. "Tell me please, I don't want to get a heartattack."

  "I heal a heart attack, don't worry!" I gave her a thumbs up … which was a thumbs down with me being upside-down so I rolled ain.

  "Not my point!"

  "I know~"

  "You are unbearable," she grumbled but a smiled was slowly spreading on her lips.

  I really wao say 'but you still love me' then but the words died on my tooo soon. Far too soon.

  So instead, I just smiled my most haughty smile I could.

  "Thank you."

  "Urgh," She growled adorably. "Just tell me already."

  "Guilliman."

  Her brows pulled together into a frown, she bli me. "Did they name a new Lent … ?"

  My smile widened into a grin.

  "That was such a dumb title," I giggled. "Imagine his face when someone called him Luilliman Guilliman."

  "YOU MEAN THE PRIMARCH!!!??"

  "I do~" I giggled as she burst to her feet and stared at me with her eyes wide in disbelief.

  "You are lying!" That sentence would have hurt me more if I didn't know she didn't mean it.

  "I wo."

  "I didn't bet!"

  "Killjoy," I rolled onto my back, spread out over the bed like a starfish.

  "You weren't lying back then," she said after a moment as I felt her sit on the bed. I did tell her about the blueberry before, didn't I? "Sorry."

  "You are saying 'sorry' an awful lot today," I said with an eyebrow raise. "You almost make me think you are adian."

  "Cadian?" she asked back after a moment, curious.

  "Nope~," I rolled onto my side and propped up my head again with a fist on my cheek. "I think Cadian's would be the all irritable types, especially with their p having gone kaboom."

  "Right," she just souired as she flopped onto the bed. "Kaboom, is it?"

  "Kaboom," I nodded. My gaze rebelliously wandering over Selene's body. She was beautiful, more oe side, with her big steel eyes and smaller frame, but she was still quite a looker.

  The way her sweaty clothes g to her skin, her breasts rising and falling with each breath were entrang, and I found my heart hammering harder and harder in my neck.

  Bad horny alien! Bonk!

  I flopped dowo her, the b, moldy ceiling doing woo calm down my rising lust. That's how Eldar emotions worked - hit or miss, going from zero to a thousand reel quick. I imagine someoh a weaker will would have pushed her dht there and then. Good thing I am an upstandile-alien with the self-trol al Dorn himself.

  "How will you get a damned Primarch to give you a lock of his hair?" She asked, joining me in the b ceiling.

  It was a simple rockrete by the way. The mould might be stinky, but it would not be eating into it or damaging the structure of it in aen thousand years.

  "Same as with Dante and his pal," I smiled. "I have what he wants, and the easiest way of getting that thing out of me is to give me a lock of his hair."

  "He will have a fleet." She turned her head to stare at me. So close~ I feel her breath~ Mhhhh "The rgest one i history you said."

  "Numbers lose meaning before true strength," I shrugged. "He will have to bomb the p I am on to gss if he wants to kill me."

  "He won't do that to Baal."

  "It is a shithole," I drawled. "He 't make it much more of a shithole, but I guess even he would feel seal."

  "Seal?" Selly asked, not tradig me on my designation of the p all.

  "This is Sanguinius' home p. After all, they would have to get really desperate to tarnish his memory."

  "You know … an awful lot about the Primarchs."

  " --For someone having never met them?"

  "Yes." She nodded. I tinued watg the mold grow. The horny stayed more manageable that way.

  "It is … a weird tale, one I don't uand myself at all, but the scruff of it is that I do." I carefully put one word after the other. "It is like I've read books, books that each had the Primarch as their narrators and main characters."

  "You base all of this on … books?"

  "Think of it as a way nition … or post-ition." I shrugged. "I've read hundreds of books like these with many different peoples lives and experiences beied inside of them, it might be my personal way nition and my mind just makes it easier to uand with books but it hasn't failed me thus far."

  "How?" she asked. "I mean, what do you base that it worked so far on?"

  "I knew nothing when I woke up Selene, aside from these 'books'," I smiled at the versation. "I didn't know about the Imperium, about humanity, about all the alien races iing the Gaxy, but every sihing I know from these books proved to be right so far."

  "How?"

  "I knew ue Traders, I knew of the Imperium and how it worked, its heroes, its errors and its armies." I turned my head to her. "Then what do I know ? A big-ass statue of the Emperor is staring back at me on the p I woke up on, all the dots talk about and correte to my knowledge and then a Rogue Trader shows up, exactly like I khem to be and with a crew I expected while I haven't in my life ever seen a Rogue Trader or even a voidship before."

  "I see," she nodded. "I think I do, at least."

  "Thank you," I smiled gently. "F to uand me."

  My heart warmed, uhe something that has been warming before, further down.

  "It's nothing," she flushed slightly as she turned away from me. "We should sleep."

  "Together~?"

  "… We don't have a couch."

  "Together it is~," My clothes melted into a fy silken shirt and shorts. I made them stretchy and as tight as possible because, of course, I did. I had a girl to impress.

  She fake coughed as she sat up to ge, too. Iionally ign my newly ed self.

  "You won't get blood into your head with that on."

  "I don't need blood to fun, it's just a venience."

  She blushed for some reason. Not that I mind, of course. It was a beautiful sight that I carved into my memory.

  "Turn alease."

  "You literally wear me around your neck."

  "Turn away, I said."

  "Yes, ma'am~!" I flopped face down onto the bed and loosened my clothes to look like normal nightclothes instead.

  "Done," Selene sighed after a minute as she sat back down on the bed and I rolled onto my back again.

  Don't be a weirdo, don't be a weirdo-

  "Nice~" I hummed. Even in an old shirt and panties, she looked good.

  "Let's just sleep."

  "Sure~"

  I didn't need sleep; I was an alien living off of literal life force I stole from the enemies I ed!

  That didn't mean when an absolute cute during her sleep cuddled up to me. I would not stay in bed enjoying doing nothing for as long as I could.

  Still, all good things must e to an end and after only 11 short hours, Selene was beginning to stir.

  I closed my eyes and id still, making my body perfectly mimig how a human would sleep. Heartbeats slowed, breathing rexed, and my muscles went x, but I still had an arm over Selene's back. I allowed myself that much, seeing as she was clutg onto me as if I was a body pillow.

  She squirmed a bit, yawned and then stilled like a deer caught in headlights.

  Her fingers gently tapped my hand, going around her waist as I felt her own carefully retreating from mine.

  She shifted a bit more, scuttling away silently as she moved to the edge of the bed to sit up, which was the moment I took to 'wake up'.

  "M~" I groaned drowsily as I flopped onto my back, my eyes opening slowly and taking iill moldy ceiling. It's grown around a naer since I st checked it.

  "Good m," Seleried to sound nont, but I was getting a handle on my Empathic abilities. My little cutie was embarrassed to have hugged me while sleeping.

  "Ah~" I threw off the b and jumped to my feet, starting to strete. I didn't o, of course, but I still felt like yoga and stretg exercises had a calming effey soul. This was one of the few things I kept from my old self.

  I made sure that Sele an eyeful too as I did it and her not making a sound during my ten-minute m yoga probably meant she appreciated it.

  "Breakfast?" I asked with a satisfied sigh. "Do we even have breakfast here?" I asked as I plopped down onto another chair. We had our double bed, a cupboard and this table with two chairs in this room, and that was it. Plus mold.

  "I - umh," Selly blinked awake. "I don't know?"

  "Ah well," I shrugged. "I don't really , but I guess you'd be rather hungry by now? You lived off of my bio-energy for the st few weeks."

  "I go a few more without it…" She grimaced. " you do that revitalization thing again?"

  "Sure~" A small surge of bio-energy she collected into her armour — now choker — went through her body, transf into all the nutrients she might need while calming her nervous system and chasing away her fatigue. This was a basic 'hit-me-up' futuristic coffee I made for her, and I had something very simir c through my body every sed. It barely took any energy aside from the nutrients. Manipution costs less thaion.

  "Thanks." she shivered but jumped to her feet, almost vibrating with energy.

  Anything for you, Sel.

  "Don't mind it," I smiled. "Ready to kill some aliens?"

  "Yes," she nodded like an overly eager puppy.

  "Well, then~," I hummed. "I have some stuff I want to try out, so let's go?"

  "Yes."

  As we stepped through the door, I slipped my hand into hers and to my delight; she iwined our fingers after only a moment of stillness.

  [~Ping!~ Achievement Unlocked: H*ndH*lding! gratutions!]

  These Mind-Cores are growing increasingly sassy tely.

  No matter!

  Time to take out my puppy for a walk~

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