"Bad, Kitty. No. Stop it. Get off." I told my cat trying to push her off my cock. Being the spoiled cat that she was did not listen to my warnings shoving her face to my groin my dick stuck down her throat despite the fact we were walking right now. She was giving me head while we were on the move. Her lithe and super dexterous frame was attached to my torso and her grip was crazy strong making it very difficult to push her off. I had just finished my daily quota, and for her, it meant it was treat time.

  Any other day I would have indulged her, which I realized was part of the problem. But today I was on the clock, my first delve was up ahead, and because the academy allowed a limited number of people in the dungeon at any given time(since everyone is in the same instance and this was one of the smaller dungeons it often got extremely over-crowded that had a whole host of problems) which had its

  schedule I needed to get there quick. The time slot Elmyra procured for me was in about 10 minutes and I could not miss my chance. It was always booked months in advance and she had to pull quite a few strings to get us in so quickly, I did not want to spit at her generosity. I knew she would not mind because of how elves were wired but I would.

  Finding it impossible to remove her I gave up and moved across the academy while a monster was giving me a blowjob, my life was extremely weird.

  'I could help.' chimed my angel from inside my head. She was still currently in her tattoo state because allowing her to walk around drew a bit too much attention.

  'No. besides the illusion artifact Elmyra made for me blocks all sensory outputs from my groin region, most people will see is a cat girl stuck to my chest her face mashed to my trousers.' I replied.

  'You do realize it is this attitude that caused this situation in the first place. You spoil her too much.'

  'As if I do not spoil you any?'

  'Yes, but unlike me, she does not understand restraint. Yesterday, she spent the entire night feeding off you. If it was not for your unique constitution you would have been up and about right now.'

  'True. But look at it another way. We know succubae evolve by feeding on seed. If she feeds a lot, she will be able to evolve that much quicker.'

  'Your monster fetish never ceases to amaze me. I would have been jealous if you did not look at me the same way.' she projected, her underlying teasing apparent.

  This banter continued and sure enough, nobody noticed the walking blowjob that went on the entire way from the monster holding pens to the dungeon entry zone. Not that any of the students or teachers had any room to argue, before coming here I did not know sperm could substitute meals in this world but knowing all the teachers and a large portion of the student body pretty much sustained themselves on sperm my eyes were open and I wish they were bleached. Thank god I spent most of my time in the monster pens. I thought the sex there was excessive, turns out it was one of the more tame locations because monster husbandry was a very niche hobby and field of research.

  While walking through the lewd scenes passed right by not disturbing my conversation with my angel. One of the benefits of being a beast master, was they had a bad rap because of how society viewed monsters as beneath them and so my cat was acting as a deterrent, though I knew I could linger too long in any area so great was my charisma that women often looked passed their prejudices for a piece of me.

  I arrived at the scene with 2 minutes to spare and one happy cat who after her meal had gotten off but was still stuck close brushing herself on my pants, a purr rumbling down her throat. Not gonna lie that purr was very soothing and half the reason I indulged her so.

  There stood my two harem members Audrey and Brianna both decked out in their combat gear though it looked more like hentai cosplay than actual armor. Still, it made them very easy to look at. Along with them stood 13 more people divided into 3 harems. They all looked busy among themselves though like everywhere else I noticed more than one woman checking me out.

  "Wow, talking cutting it close," exclaimed Audrey.

  "Yeah, I thought you were not going to make it. People always said excited people tend to be early." chimed in Brianna doing their twin routine.

  "I got caught up feeding the animals," I said as an excuse.

  Both of them scrunched their nose but said nothing, they already knew the dance and had said their piece long ago. Elmyra was ok with it, but neither of my fighters liked how I dealt with my condition. They had some strong opinions on monsters and the reason they did not sleep with me at night.

  But despite their reservations, their infatuation with me held strong past my recent ventures. This new tantrum of mine did not strain the relationship. It did quite the opposite, the more they got ready to delve with me over the past week the more their reservations seem to diminish, and the more they looked forward to the experience. I knew under all that praise of stability a part of them would always long for a thrill, they were warriors at heart, and every story I ever read portrayed warriors as thrill-seekers. Audrey and Brianna were not excluded from this stereotype. The slight gleam in their eyes at the prospect showed just how eager they were despite their outward hesitation.

  "Well hope it did not tire you out. Even if we will pull most of the weight, don't want you to get eaten like the rest," said Brianna, in a lightly teasing tone, there was a bite but also the friendly humor that took the edge off.

  "One of these days, I swear your dick will get ripped off by one of those monsters." quipped Audrey grumpy, she tended to be blunter but out of the two, I preferred her straightforward nature. She tended to wear her heart on her sleeve which was a breath of fresh air in this spiderweb of hidden meanings and agendas that I always only women in fiction liked to weave.

  As if to illustrate my point a voice broke in our banter.

  "Oh my. How did the two of you manage to hook in this cutie?" said an official-looking woman. It goes without saying that she was very attractive, okay she was like Elmyra level hot but Barbiel was my golden standard and I have yet to see anyone magically enhanced or not to ever reach that level of perfection, and dressed like a slutty parody of the look she was going for but that was normal in this world so that barely registered anymore.

  All three of us stopped and looked at her.

  "What?" asked Audrey, she tended to bock out the rest of the world when I was involved. Brianna was not much better but Audrey was the more vocal of the two. I heard it clearly but people like her always had layered meaning behind their words and for all my gifts I was shit at deciphering them often taking them at face value. Audrey was the same but Brianna had some skill in this regard so I often let her handle this type of situation. Both their hackles were raised, they were burned enough times to not like strangers.

  "Pardon my intrusion. My name Dorothy, here to give a list of guidelines you need to follow seeing as you are first-time delvers and are being sponsored by the headmistress." said the official-looking lady.

  That calmed them a bit, my guard was non-existent, intellectually I knew should be wary but I just could not when a woman was involved.

  "Out with it," said Audrey.

  "Do we not have to go in soon?" I asked.

  "Every group needs to be verified as they go in since it takes around 5 minutes per harem we have time. Besides the list I have to show you is not very long," said Dorothy adding a level of personal charm in her statements that disarmed me.

  Seeing as there were no more questions she said her piece. She often added personal quips and soft soothing touches to the bland list of dos and don'ts that would have been boring otherwise. As promised she was done very quickly.

  Kitty could not understand any of this and kept pawing at me to play. I was scratching behind her ears the whole time, which kept her wild energy at bay, and her rumbling purrs proved she enjoyed it a lot. The woman seemed to ignore her entirely. Kitty's presence anywhere was a contentious one and I was pretty sure it was only because I was so insanely hot in most people's eyes that there was no more outrage. My angel for the most part did not get involved with mundane things after the incident, she blamed herself for what happened to me and did her best not to influence me in any way after that.

  "Can I ask you a personal question?" asked Dorothy quickly done with the official tedium and endearing herself to us while doing it.

  "Shoot," said Audrey, Brianna was quiet but wariness seemed to slowly creep back into her eyes.

  "I am sorry if this is too forward, but have you managed to find someone this attractive? I am part of a harem and yet I am swooning at his mere presence," asked Dorothy.

  "I know right. And the best part is he fucking chose us. We are his fucking first members" said Audrey proudly puffing her chest. Brianna looked a bit pained but still refused to comment.

  "Oh! Wow! I thought someone like him would be under some noble." said Dorothy rather amiably.

  Brianna silently pushed to stop Audrey from speaking but she did not have to. As I said in the exchange.

  "Nope, I am completely free from nobles, I am a man with no chains attached," I said proudly, the moment after realizing the stupidity in that statement.

  "Oh really! Hmm. I see..." she said writing something down on her clipboard. I noticed Brianna cringing slightly and Audrey looking proud at my statement.

  At that moment the announcer shouted our names meaning it was our turn. The excitement of getting to delve for the first quickly overtook the worry as she excused herself and we went in front of the crystal to get ourselves checked in. I promptly put her out of my mind.

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  Brianna just shrugged helplessly as we approached the crystal probably putting it out of her mind as well.

  Little did I know the webs I spun by saying those innocuous words.

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