Wow! Lolita is so cute!

  "Hello. I'm, my Chinese name is... Huangfu Shengchen. This year I'm five years old, and I'm this guy's most, most, most favorite little brother, cough! I can do all sorts of dances, and at school I have many little fans! Don't be too infatuated with me, I'm a family man now." Little Huangfu Shengchen was completely absorbed in his own world, narcissistically flipping his bangs as he spoke with an air of superiority.

  (PS: Has anyone noticed? Xiao Zhēn's English name is exactly the same as EXO's.)

  Han Xiaoxian's mouth corners twitched uncontrollably for a moment.

  He's got a family now! He's only five years old! Heaven... (rubs forehead)

  It's quite interesting.

  "He's like that, his IQ isn't low, it's just that he's a bit...out of it..." Huangfu Shengxi rubbed his forehead and said helplessly, using a rather derogatory term.

  "Xixi Gege, why aren't you wearing clothes?!" Huangfu Shengchen asked innocently with wide eyes, his pure and innocent expression making it impossible to look straight at him...

  "This guy is absolutely selling cute! He's not even the first time he's seen him sleep like this."

  "Sister, why do you and Xi Gege sleep together without clothes on? You'll have a little baby!" Huangfu Shengzheng's gaze fell on Han Xiaoxian again, and he said seriously.

  Right after...

  "Bang!" An explosion went off on Huangfu Shengzhen's head, and Huangfu Shengxi coldly said with a poker face: "Don't ask so many questions, kid!"

  Han Xiaoxian's face turned red as if she was about to bleed after hearing what the little guy said.

  "But but..."

  "If you act cute again, I'll pinch your little brother! You even dare to play with my little wife!" Huangfu Shengxi warned seriously. Although this child was only 5 years old, his IQ had long surpassed that of ordinary children of the same age and was a very mature little guy.

  "Xixi Gege, you're so bad! If you pinch him to death, then Zhēnzhēn won't be able to have little babies anymore! Sister, isn't that right?!" Huángfǔ Shèngzhēn said with a pained expression, covering his little brother with both hands, and sticking close to Hán Xiǎoqi while bumping into her all over the place, making Huángfǔ Shèngxī furious.

  Mom said that men must take good care of their penises, they can't let them run wild everywhere, or they'll be gone!

  "Huang Pu Xianzhen, who gave you the right to touch my woman!" Huang Pu Xianxi furiously roared.

  "It doesn't matter if I'm a kid, Xi Ge is the vinegar-eating king, and I'll eat it too, humph!" Huangfu Shengzheng made a face at him and stuck out his tongue mischievously.

  "Mind your own business! Get away from my woman!"