Chapter 40: The Princess is a Disease
Lin Tian was directing his subordinates to clean up the battlefield, destroying all traces. The gentle breeze carried a faint, eerie scent into the sensitive nostrils of a certain residence... Ah! The true form has been revealed.
This dead expression was in stark contrast to the confident and composed image he had projected on the battlefield earlier. The beautiful princess couldn't help but sound a loud alarm in her heart, severely deducting points from his score.
"Is it Lord Tien Mei Lin, Earl of the Forest?"
The voice is as clear and crisp as a silver bell, giving the first impression of being extremely good; this is a kind of voice that can give people a warm, gentle, and intelligent feeling, with a playful and lively tone.
The newly appointed Earl turned his head and carefully sized up the beauty in front of him.
A classical elegant woman, about the same age as Lin Tian, wore a white lace princess dress, a luxurious and elegant long skirt that almost dragged on the ground, revealing only a small section of pink crystal high heels; her figure was slender and tall, almost reaching his eyebrow height; her intentionally tightened waist was a rare "seductive" beauty; perhaps because of the sudden escape, she didn't have time to change into suitable clothes, so she just wore this dress that should have only appeared at a palace banquet.
This young girl is absolutely stunning, even more beautiful than many famous beauties I've seen in my past life, such as Liu Yifei and others. Her eyebrows are shaped like willow leaves, her eyes are big and almond-shaped, her nose is high and straight, her lips are red and sensual with a hint of mischief, slightly parted to reveal a row of fine white teeth. Her skin is smooth, rosy and elastic, her long black hair cascades down her shoulders, just like a perfect beauty walking out of a comic book, her charm value is off the charts, 100 points.
It may be the miserable experience along the way that made her white dress stained with a bit of dirt, but it did not damage this beauty at all. On the contrary, it makes people feel more pity for her. The knights who escorted her might have been too worried about her safety and put on a tight-fitting lady's leather armor for her, tightly wrapping around her chest like a shoulderless vest; originally intended to protect her vital parts in front of her chest and back, but at this time it only highlighted the woman's "fierce" equipment, which was not something that could be controlled by a small tight-fitting leather armor. On the contrary, it pushed and piled up large pieces of snow-white breast meat, making them more concentrated; don't forget, she was wearing only one princess dress inside, and most princess dresses are low-cut, so let's give our friends a friendly reminder that in the Sword Magic Continent, there seems to be no such thing as a bra...
The certain pervert who turned his head, just like all of you gentlemen, is a standard big man with a normal sexual orientation and hobby; His attention was instantly fixed on it, as if it were a magnet, firmly stuck in its rightful place...
Uh! A small foot wearing pink high heels was so cute and heavily stomped on the instep of a certain cowardly villain.
He gasped and took a deep breath of cool air. The beast's blood was boiling, and that certain brother had finally completely woken up.
Damn it, do you think being pretty allows you to trample people at will? Can't you just stop recklessly trampling around? Trampling on flowers and grass is bad enough, but even if you didn't trample on them, what about the little brother? Isn't that even more tragic? If it weren't for my brother's Adidas shoes... no! The newbie shoes protected by the system's divine power, they would have been worn out by your cheap self. Do you think this is a video of abusing cats or something?
A certain man with the "腹黑" mode activated, took a nervous glance at his opponent's feet, shining crystal high heels... damn it! I'll play you to death sooner or later! A certain rich guy who had never suffered a big loss before made such a heavy poisonous oath. The author always feels that this guy is taking advantage of the situation, wanting to do something just do it directly, why bother saying it, brother still needs to rely on you to mix rice at the starting point, how can we treat you badly, right? ...First, go face the wall and reflect!
"Your Highness, is this really the way to greet someone who saved your life?" The Earl said coldly with sarcasm.
"So who was it before? With eyes that irrationally stared at things they shouldn't be looking at, is this also something a newly-minted low-ranking noble like you can look at?" The princess's haughty mode instantly activated.
"Does this mean that high-ranking nobles can look as they please?"
Without waiting for the other party to defend themselves, they launched a fatal double blow: "So that's what you mean, it doesn't count as anything good, can be casually looked at, and is very cheap!" The last few words were heavily emphasized.
"You!……" The beautiful and delicate, obviously inexperienced princess, when was she not the center of attention? When was she not being pursued and admired by people? How could she have fallen to be ridiculed by a lowly baron (alright, previously the princess had reluctantly made Lin Tian a marquis in hopes that he would send troops to rescue her, but in her heart, this was just an expedient measure), the lord of a remote small city, and even being called cheap, in an instant she was so angry that she couldn't speak.
Hmph! Just a pretty little girl, can't I handle you? For the first time, I'm experiencing the thrill of teasing a princess, and in my twisted mind, it's extremely satisfying. Ignoring the angry young lady, I'm ready to take my leave!
"You can't do this, Lin Tianmei, the newly appointed Earl! My status is that of the eldest princess of the kingdom, and I have the right to demand everything that a princess of the kingdom should receive. And you, as a noble earl of the kingdom, the lord of Xianlin County, and a minister of the kingdom, should obey my commands! Now, as the Eldest Princess of the Lion Eagle Kingdom, I hereby order you to..."
The young girl plucked up her courage, imitating the old king's tone, and prepared to issue a stern command. Unfortunately, our lovely protagonist, who had crossed over from the Heavenly Dynasty, didn't have any concept of imperial authority, and lacked even the patience to listen!
The tyrant's hand swung towards the proud girl's face! Don't worry, he was a self-proclaimed respectful guy who wouldn't hit women even if they stepped on his foot. He would just endure the pain and move on. This swing was only to stop the girl's long-winded speech, as violence seemed more effective at this moment!
As expected, a large palm print came flying over, and the certain princess who had never thought of such a scene was stunned, unable to say even half a word!
"Are you still dreaming of being a princess? Do you want me to find someone to check for you, your princess disease is a bit too severe, isn't it? The Lion Eagle Kingdom? The Lion Eagle Kingdom was destroyed long ago, when your father and brother died in the capital, it had already been completely destroyed. Look around, there are beast people's limbs and bones everywhere, and in the distance, there are still the bodies of the knights who protected you, under such circumstances, you are still maintaining your ridiculous yet non-existent dignity..."
Looking at the girl who was almost collapsing, Lin Tian paused for a moment before deciding to tear apart this pitiful veil of shame: "Dignity! It's never possible to pretend to have it, only true strength can bring dignity! Your country has been destroyed, all its fighting power has collapsed, even if there are some remnants left, they are powerless. Wake up, my long princess, you have nothing left. I'm lucky to be able to come here and save you, otherwise, you might have already been captured by the beastmen, either raped, eaten or humiliated! You, who used to be a princess, now are nothing!"
