Chapter 1: Uncivilized Behavior Everywhere After Crossing Over
Having lived for over 20 years, having studied for over 10 years, elementary school, junior high school, senior high school, university, but not a single teacher told her: There are also lions in the primeval forest! What she encountered was a lion with an extremely huge body!
Wu Xihan tiptoed backwards, trying her best to retreat quietly back into the tree hole she had just emerged from. Animals are highly sensitive to the scent of intruders or strangers, so she held her breath tightly, not daring to let the turbid air in her chest escape into the air. If this lion living in the primeval forest were to catch a whiff of human scent, Wu Xihan could already imagine her tragic fate beneath its jaws!
When Wu Xihan stepped back into the tree hole with one foot and was about to step back in with the other, a lion living in the primeval forest had already approached her, its golden pupils shining brightly as it gazed at her solemnly. She was stunned, just as she was about to withdraw her head back into the tree hole... Why did she sense such solemnity in the lion's eyes?
The animal is very serious about its fur!
Wu Xihan really wanted to be artistic, learning from weak women with elegant eyes, and fainted! But how could the strong genes of the Wu family make her faint like a sickly beauty?
The strong Wu family genes are supporting and calling her, letting her bring out the 5,000-year-old enthusiasm for hospitality of the Chinese people, bringing out Confucius' "Having friends come from afar, isn't it a pleasure?" spirit to warmly and gently greet this legendary lion that only lives on the grasslands!
"You... you good... What was the lion king's name? Simba? She considered humbly calling out, 'My great Lion King, Simba....'"
The great lion was puzzled, what breed is this thing with two lumps hanging on its chest? What are the layers and layers of ugly things wrapped around its body? It lowered its head and sniffed at the smell of this breed with its nose in the most primitive way.
A female! A female with a very pleasant smell! A female without any danger! The lion is slightly surprised. During a patrol, a female was picked up, and for the Rakman tribe, which severely lacks females, this is a great news that can breed offspring!
The lion who discovered the problem didn't hesitate to open its big mouth, ah wu...... and bite the fragrant hair of a female... head? Can't let other tribes discover this little female. She's really small, has she just reached adulthood?
The lion, with its eyes fixed intently on her, opened its bloody great mouth and pounced, prompting Wu Xihan to instinctively counterattack. However, she had forgotten that half of her body was stuck in the tree hole... The essence of Chinese martial arts hadn't been utilized at all... Instead, it was her precious hair that got bitten by the lion!
Grandma, that bear is on fire! Her hair... the pain can be endured, but this is her carefully maintained and hard-earned long black hair that reached her waist! It's actually... it's actually been bitten by that lion?!
It's really unbearable for uncle, but even more unbearable for aunt!
Wu Xihan, who was dragged out of the tree hole with his head bitten by a lion, began to make a fierce counterattack; unfortunately, the enemy was too strong and our side was too weak. In the end, he was no match for the lion and was slapped on the back of his head with a lion's paw, finally living up to the Wu family's powerful genes, and fainted away in a futile struggle.
I'm going back to settle the score with the teacher! What kind of book is this, not even mentioning that there are lions in the primeval forest?! It made her think that lions only live on the savannas of Africa all along!
The lion cast a contemptuous glance at the female who had fainted on its back, raised its noble head and strode elegantly towards its pride. What a small, light, weak and insignificant little female.
The Wu family's genes are really too strong, Wu Xihan really wants to sleep and not wake up. Too much of a blow, she just wanted to leave the team and find a place to pee, just wanted to find a hole in the tree thinking that hiding would be better, how did peeing finish, people came out again, and the world changed?
"The notice 'Do not urinate or defecate anywhere' should be changed to 'Urinate or defecate anywhere, beware of retribution!' She is a living example of teaching by example! Oh my god, heaven won't let you get away with this!"
She made a slight movement on the lion's broad back, and the iron whip-like lion tail came down with a swoop, scaring her almost rolling off the lion's back! Who would have thought that the lion tail only gently patted her buttocks a few times...
It can be said that it was gently patted a few times. But... but... why does she seem to have some feeling that the lion king is eating her tofu?
In the primeval forest, many places have not seen sunlight for years. Now, as Wu Xiqing and the lion walked from the low-lying terrain of the towering ancient trees to a higher place, Wu Xiqing was surprised to find that the lion's fur was really very beautiful! The fur of several male lions on the Feizhou grassland is truly worlds apart from this lion.
The golden fur is smooth and shiny, grasped in the palm of your hand it feels like high-quality silk that has been carefully crafted, as it moves, the majestic back reveals powerful muscles, involuntarily revealing an extraordinary aura.
It seemed as if she had sensed her gaze, the lion turned its head, and human-like emotions flowed out of its golden pupils. Wu Xiqing thought, Amitabha, recently VcV's loss was severe, to the point that she saw stars in front of her eyes when she saw the lion awkwardly smiling at her!
It's really infuriating... Hey! Dazzling eyes blind!
Her expression must have severely hurt the lion's vulnerable heart, so now this seemingly furious lion king starts to perform a stunning stunt at hurricane speed in the primeval forest, with its robust limbs jumping up and down, running at incredible velocity, every move being extremely elegant.
Wu Xihan didn't even have time to let out a sharp cry, and her human instincts kicked in as she tightly grasped the lion's mane. As she personally experienced this highly dangerous stunt, Wu Xihan closed her eyes and gritted her teeth, thinking: "Damn it, if I don't pull out a few handfuls of your fur, I'll be letting down the people!"
Indeed, Wu Xihan was calm and quiet in her own thoughts. The lion merely ran hastily upon hearing the voice of its companion, having nothing to do with her!
The surroundings were very quiet, so quiet that the sound of leaves falling could be heard. Underneath her was the sturdy and powerful back of a lioness, she felt the lioness lay down, as if it needed to rest for a while. Fortunately, they landed safely, and her life was spared.
A soul that has been heavily impacted finally has a chance to rest, Wu Xihan took a deep breath and tried to adjust his mindset...
"A deafening roar that could shake the clouds, a majestic lion's thunderous bellow shook the air near Wu Hei's ears, and the aura of dominance burst forth, startling countless birds in the forest to take flight, leaving Wu Hei frozen in place without any ear protection."
...Deafened...... Lion King, can you give a heads up in advance?
A rabbit with no eyesight panicked and fled, losing its direction and bumping into Mr. Lion. Then, Wu Xihan saw the rabbit's short paws tremble, and its red eyes stared at her for a moment.
"Thud..." The trembling rabbit fainted... Its short tail was still quivering.
You're really a timid rabbit. I'm sitting on the lion's back and you're fainting, what are you fainting for? It's just a collision, not like it ate you...
At the thought of eating, Wu Xihan felt a chill run down her spine. Her heart, which had just recovered its normal rhythm, began to beat irregularly again... This lion wouldn't be thinking of taking it home and sharing it with the cubs, would he? The mother lion would have a feast...
I knew it, even if I had poured water on myself, I wouldn't have come to squat in this tree hole!
God, give me a pill of regret, okay? She's still a young and innocent girl, with a lot of youth to enjoy the world...
The anxious person found that the lion's body suddenly tensed up, its front legs slightly bent, and its hind legs pulled tight, entering a state of attack. Wu Xihan reacted quickly, clinging to the lion's back, grasping its mane, and entering a state of alertness along with it.
Don't ask her why she follows the lion, because she doesn't know either. A woman's sixth sense is very keen, following a powerful lion won't go wrong!
First, the forest hidden in the dark place came a intermittent "squeak squeak" sound similar to that of a monkey, gradually more and more voices grew louder and larger, the lion's majestic body remained still, occasionally its ears could be seen slightly trembling.
Wu Xihan, who had never observed a lion up close before, thought: Is it listening to the movements around it?
The rustling sound made Wu Xi's heart palpitate, and she shifted uncomfortably on the lion's back. "Roar..." A low, rumbling growl came from the lion, as if warning her not to move.
Wu Xihan really thought he was calm enough, but it was just a slight movement of his body and the numbness slowly set in...
The rustling sound was getting closer and closer, Wu Xihan saw the thick and dense vines swaying violently under the trees like a tightly woven net. Countless unknown animals began to flee in all directions, and the birds and beasts in the forest screamed and scurried about. As the vines shook, Wu Xihan's eyes grew wider and wider, his mouth was agape as if he could swallow an egg.
……
This is an alien planet...
The monkeys on Earth are smaller and there is no variation in species! They are not as big as elephants!
Next, Wu Xihan climbed onto the lion's back and let out a loud scream. She couldn't help even if she wanted to; with a swipe of the giant ape's palm, she was sent flying towards the treetops.
Lions are exceptionally agile and swift in the midst of a pack of hyenas, with sharp teeth as their weapon, powerful limbs as their weapon, and a thick tail like a club as their weapon. Except for being distracted by the need to take care of the screaming females clinging to its body, the lion is still in control during the group attack.
Over a hundred monkeys were torn to pieces in an instant, the bloody scene was comparable to a Hollywood blockbuster. Wu Xihan shrank his shoulders, personally experiencing a lion-monkey war.
From Yuanshi Tianzun of Taoism to Guanyin Bodhisattva, then start chanting Holy Mother, Holy Father, God the Lord Jesus...
The chirping sounds quickly subsided, and a few stubborn monkeys who still wanted to attack were scared off by the lion's roar and fled in all directions.
The battle ended just as I finished chanting "Amitabha" for the third time... Two lines of tears streamed down my face... It's still our Chinese Bodhisattva who blesses people!
The monkey ran away, Wu Xihan stopped reciting the scriptures, opened his eyes, and tried to ignore the bloody surroundings. Fortunately, the lion didn't want to stay for long either, carrying Wu Xihan on its back, it sped up its journey. When they arrived at a water source, the lion took the opportunity to roll around and wash off the bloodstains.
"It's really a clean lion." The person who scooped water to wash his face secretly admired.
After a refreshing bath and a drink of water, the energetic lion once again bit into the female's neck and threw her onto his back, continuing their wild and speedy sprint through the jungle.
Wu Xihan screamed for half an hour... She... She... actually fell asleep on the lion's back!
She seemed to catch a whiff of residual fragrance from a flower that had bloomed and withered.
The moment she opened her eyes, Wu Xi's brain was like boiling water, and her thoughts were bursting forth like fireworks! She forgot to get off the lion's back and began to watch him with the venomous gaze of a nightclub owner's daughter.
My goodness!
Which model company held the handsome show in the primeval forest?
What's up with models not wearing clothes, is it okay if they're completely naked?!
Digression
OK, major repairs and special repairs, re-post! Thanks for the companionship of all the pipe friends along the way!
Unchangingly cute with a bit of perverted style