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truth be told, once you go dwarf, you never go back. i had the pleasure of having encountered the only female dwarf blacksmith in all of talatriel, she agreed to my unusual 3 swords with the best of her material, she took it as a challenge and didn't ask for a down payment, and when she learned i was planing to pay with actual money, it took some convincing, and some personal jail time before i seduced her, and got pimped out once again, my death was pushed back 3 years, it could have been more, but an elf recognized me, and asked money from the high council to pay off my debt, it also started a partnership between the two races but it doesn't directly concern me so we no care. finally, free,fit,armed,handsome,shaved, and i know where to find the dragon, it was a few days away, in a mountain, that all races signed a pact to not cross, risking to wake up the beast. turns out, the few remaining orcs had fled there, so i did quick works with them. and finally, i arrived to the home of the king under the mountain.i stepped in, and magistycal creature was already expecting me.
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-greeting oh king under the mountain, i said.
boom, i was tail swept 1 mile away
i saw the gigantic dragon fly away and come back in less than a minute, with a mushroom forming in the directions of the orc village.
so apparently, the king was a she, so she destroyed the closest village for spreading false rumors, so i was kinda nice , by killing them with a sword. she was surprised to see me survive her attack, so she took the time to explain that she was a she.
i could not resist, i had to, i ended up seducing her
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after a 14 months relationships, she wanted to perform a dragonic ritual, for us to be one, it would make the weaker one into the race of the stronger one.
biggest failure of my life, smoothest break up i ever had, she died, to this day i assumed it was cause i was an nigh impossible crossbreed, turns out its the i am an omnipotent being. anyways, the ritual killed her, and killed the elvish part of me, so i became a very old demon, so lived my remaining few years in solitude, as a monk, until i died of old age.