< Diva, this is serious. wake-up!>
My eyes slowly peeled open.
I slowly got up, and instantly, my eyes were met with a bckened forest. Inky bck dead trees and bckened grass covered my view. I looked upwards and was met with a rge moon in a dark sky. Just where the hell are we?
Apollinaris pulled me up to my feet. Nothing about this makes sense. I swear we were asleep in the hive then.....then aghhhhh!
I nodded.
She rubbed her ankle for a little bit before walking back towards me.
I Opened out my hands and lifted her into a princess carry. With one hard fp of my wings, we were up in the air. I looked around in the air for a moment before spotting a river. Usually, civilisation can be found downriver.
I took off following the river downhill. At the same time, I scouted the area, which was covered in dead bck trees. Just how did this happen? It's like some catastrophic event occurred, leaving nothing alive. I don’t like this. Not one bit. What if it's just us in this shitty pce.
I shook my head. No time for that sort of thinking. I have to keep looking. I kept following the river south, flying over more dead bck trees. I kept flying until something caught my eye. It was covered in a thick grey cloud, but there was no mistaking it. That’s a castle.
I flew closer and noticed bright lights glowing at the foot of the mountain.
I flew a little bit closer before nding on the outskirts of the town.
I whipped out the ring Penn made.
I stared back at her.
I turned around and walked forward until we hit a wall.
Before she could say something, bck mana erupted from my hands. The mana quickly formed into a drill. In an instant, a perfect circle hole was carved into the wall.
< Bruh, that was mad fire> Apollinaris said.
I let out a sigh.
The buildings were derelict, the streets were loose and filled with potholes, and the stench was abominable. Sally and I walked down the street, blending in as best we could.
“Get the hell off-“
“SKIBIDI OHIO I'M GONNA FANUM TAX YOU!” I tried to fight him off, but he had the strength of several people. Just what is he.
“GOOFY AHH NPC, I'M GONNA RATIO YOU INTO SKIBIDI.”
Suddenly, I felt something sap away my energy. My body started getting weaker and weaker. This isn't good. My vision started to blur. No, I cant not lik-
“GET OFF HER GYATT, NO CAP!” Suddenly, the man flew off me and into a wall. I looked to the side and saw Apollinaris breathing heavily.
“That will show that Ligma-sucking NPC who the real sigma is!” Suddenly, her hands wrapped around her head. “Gah, my head hurts fr fr, no cap. ……….This an L moment.” A moment ter, she colpsed onto the ground.
I quickly rushed towards her side. “Apollinaris! APOLLINARIS!” I yelled, shaking her body. No. NOT AGAIN, not like this! I shook her body again and again, but she continued to not respond. Fuck I need to do something I cant-
“Easy there, young dy.”
My head snapped around to see a man walking towards me. He wore leather armour sheathed in a bck cape.
“If you wanna cure her brain rot. Follow me.”
“Who are you!” I yelled.
“The only person who can help you. Are you in, or are you out?”
I looked towards Apollinairs and then back towards the man.
“Bruh, why is my goofy ahh gyatt stuck in this L situation….”
Announcement APRIL FOOLS (Duh) I'm not rewriting anything lol. Imperium will continue as it was. This is a joke (a shit one) for april fools. And Honnestly I feel like a fool writing this shit. Seriously, I've never cringed so hard while writing anything than this chapter; that's why it's so short. I hope you hated reading this as much as I did writing it. and yes you will be getting a normal chapter at some point this week.