*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

  Awakening to a soft comfy bed, my body felt as if it'd be through a blender, twice... the sound of machines and beeping in the background waking me fully.

  *Groan* "Where am I?" my voice croaking, as if saw dust was trapped in my lungs.

  A women in white who was nearby having heard my call, scrambled over towards me checking my pulse and some other things.

  "Doctor he's awake!" she called out *BANG* the door flies open as a short man and bowl cut hair, somewhat strangely familiar.

  "How are you lance?"

  "Who are you? where am I?...." I called out painfully.

  "Your family has been informed of your awakening Mr Lance, you've been in a coma since an unfortunate accident" He said calmly.

  "How long was I in this coma?" my question making him twitch slightly.

  "Don't worry about that, it wasn't too long your family said they were only half an hour away"

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  *beep beep beep* the sound of a heart monitor increasing.

  "Doctor...how long have I been in this coma" I called out in a somewhat stern voice.

  "*Sigh* You've been in a coma for six and a half years" his voice holding a calm harshness to it.

  *beep beep beep*

  Silence filling the somewhat quiet room I could hardly even gasp at the surprising revelation, drained of what little strength I had darkness once again filled the void.

  "Nurse mark down on Mr lances records as having woken up in the year 2022 April 1st"

  And thus that wonderfully weird dream I had came to an end...

  THE END....until April 2nd.

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  Authors note:

  I might be a little too cruel for my own good

  FYI I'm not really ending the story