InnerSectDed13: Howdy

  CrummyJump3r: What’s up?

  InnerSectDed13: So a game I was in the closed beta for is going to open beta.... You wanna play?

  CrummyJump3r: What kinda game

  InnerSectDed13: It’s a sim game. Mostly about resource management, funding, etc. You control your own faction. There are dozens of races and possibilities. It’s gonna be big, man.

  CrummyJump3r: Omg, this is the one you’ve been talking about for months? Isn’t it based on chinese shit? No way.

  InnerSectDed13: Hear me out! Sure, it has things like Qi, cultivation, and some references to asian mythology, but it really is just a sim game. You’ll love it.

  CrummyJump3r: Idk man...

  InnerSectDed13: You know what else is based on “chinese shit”, you racist dick? DBZ. You fucking love THAT.

  CrummyJump3r: What?

  InnerSectDed13: At least try it

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  CrummyJump3r: Why do you want me to play so bad? It’s a sim game, play alone.

  InnerSectDed13: This game is different. So you make a sect, and then send your disciples out into the world, where they compete against other people’s disciples for treasure, glory, powerful techniques, etc.

  CrummyJump3r: All the more reason I DONT want to play. I can’t just start out and expect to compete against people who have been playing for a month. Count me out.

  InnerSectDed13: No no no! The servers were reset. Everyone is starting over tomorrow. EVERYONE. You’ll be fine to jump in.

  CrummyJump3r: Yea, but everyone else has played for a month.

  InnerSectDed13: I’ll help you! And it’s hard to explain… playing once won’t necessarily help you much. It’s more about… taking advantage of your surroundings? You spawn in a different spot everyday. It’s like how you research different stuff first in civilization. You can’t plan ahead.

  CrummyJump3r: But you still know efficiencies, and you recognize resources. Tradeoffs can be made

  InnerSectDed13:Oh fuck you. It’s a game, dude. A fun one. I know you love sim games. Just try it. Follow the link and make an account: VastMartialWorld.com

  CrummyJump3r: ...Alright, whatever. But if I get stuck, or start to lose, I’m gonna quit

  InnerSectDed13: ...lol

  CrummyJump3r: What are you laughing at?

  InnerSectDed13: Nuthin, nuthin. When have you ever quit something because you weren’t doing well?

  CrummyJump3r: …………….

  InnerSectDed13: Hurry and set up your shit. Servers go up in an hour. My username is the same ingame. Add me as a friend, and it will make it so our sects start near each other.

  InnerSectDed13: Like nextdoor neighbors?

  CrummyJump3r: Something like that.