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Chapter 32 Horace and the Tomboy

  Horace Pov

  Horace: So, will you go out with me.

  Girl: Sorry I already have someone I like

  Horace: WHYYYYYYYYY!

  Ezra: Now I am really starting to feel bad for him. That the third girl who rejected him

  Laki: He will get off that island someday.

  Horace: Can you two not say that while your cuddling your girlfriend. I feel like your stabbing me than putting salt into my wounds

  God danm. Why is it I can't get a girlfriend. The girl I like either has a boyfriend a is lesbian or has feelings for someone else. Come on 3 girls that I like were lesbian. One was stolen by Laki, I went on a double date with the Gemini twins with Atlantis. THAT FUCKING IKEMAN TOOK BOTH AT THE END! That It I am not pursuing anymore girls for a while. I am making myself more depress as I am walking I bump into someone I fall on top of them and our lips. touch. He is wearing a boys uniform. I quickly get off him.

  Horace: GOD DANM I KISS A GUY!

  ???: I AM GIRL YOU FUCKING MORON!

  Horace: Your wearing a boy’s uniform

  ???: I HATE WEARING SKIRTS!

  I Look at her face for the first time. She looks like and Ikeman or a pretty boy. with her short brown hair tan skin and amber eyes. Then I see the two hidden mountain. It about a C. Bigger than Pacifica not as Big as Janiah Ow. SHE SLAPS ME OUT OF NOWHERE!

  Horace: Owww What the hell was that for

  ???: You were staring at my breast. You have to compensate me

  Horace: For what

  ???: You violated me

  Horace: WHEN THE FUCK DID I VIOLATE YOU

  ???: MOLESTER WE HAVE A MOLESTAR!

  People start turning around. They start to stare.

  Student: Two boys doing something together

  Girl student: I LOVE YOAI WITCH ONE THE CATCHER AND WITCH ONE IS PITCHER!

  I quickly cover her mouth. And I secretly give her money the little extortionist. She looks happy and stops struggling. Then she walks off. That one girl I would never go out with. Not cute at all that Tomboy. I decide to go to movie while. I am down. I like to watch Romantic Comedies because. They give me hope. I grab some Popcorn and sit into my seat. The theater gets dark.

  ???: Hey is anyone sitting here

  Horace: Your good I am alone

  ???: Thanks

  We are watching the movie and the main character Roberto got into a car accident and got Amnesia. How will he remember Elizabeth?

  ???: DON'T DO IT ROBERTO THAT IS NOT ELIZABETH THAT HER TWIN SISTER

  Horace: MARION DON'T BE THAT BITCH. LET ELIZABETH HAVE LOVE!

  Audience: SHHHHHHHH!

  ???: Sorry

  Horace: Yeah my bad

  I cry at the end of the movie when Roberto and Elizbeth get together. Nothing is impossible if you have love. I take out a tissue and blow my nose. I can hear the other person crying next to me. I can buy the voice it a girl

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  ???: Thanks I hope one day me and my boyfriend will be like that.

  Horace: I hope I get a girlfriend someday

  ???: I am sure you will you’re a nice person

  The movie end and the lights turn on. I see the person next to me is the unfeminine girl the Tomboy. I met this morning. She looks just as surprise to see me here.

  Tomboy: Are you stalking me. I am sorry I have a boyfriend

  Horace: Story of my life. Let get this straight I have no feelings for a tomboy like you and I was here first. You’re the one who sat down next to me so anything you are the one stalking me.

  Tomboy: I don't have time for this I am going on date with my boyfriend. It is my birthday after all. Nothing going to ruin my day even running into a perv like you twice in one day.

  Horace: Your Boyfriend definitely gay

  Tomboy: HE IS NOT! He is great. He is a gentlemen. Unlike someone who force themselves on me.

  Horace: Have you kiss yet

  Tomboy:.........

  Horace: That accidental kiss was first right

  Tomboy: ........

  Horace: How long have you been together

  Tomboy: A year

  Horace: The dude is gay

  Tomboy: You don' t even know him

  Horace: I have been in your situation a couple of times. I have started learning things from my past attempts. It best to get things out of the way fast.

  Tomboy: HE NOT GAY!

  She runs off. I think I may have overdid teasing her a little bit. Maybe I was just angry about her extorting me the last time we met. I can still see her face. Her boyfriend must have a fun time teasing her. Now that i think about I don't even know her name. Why am I thinking. I walk in and see my roommates

  Ezra: Are you smiling

  Horace: Am I have not notice

  Laki: Did something good happen to our residential castaway. Did he finally get off the Island with a ship.

  Horace: Fuck you Laki

  After that I do homework and I start to get kind of hungry. Ezra on the phone with Kana and Laki is skyping Sylph. I really hate both of you. I was going to ask you if you wanted to get something to eat. You can forget it now. Stupid lovey dovey couples. i decide to walk through the park bad idea. I am surrounded buy more couples ALLL OF YOU CAN GO DIE! I get something to eat and I go swallow my sorrows in alcohol at a bar. I walking when I hear something. I see Tomboy? She is surrounded buy Egyptian Gods. It had to be that guy it just had to be Met. My brother from another mother. Ever since he stole my first girlfriend when I was 13 and he beat me up. I have had and extreme amount of bad luck with girls. I see Tomboy she is in an orange dress and her hair is combed to a way that makes her look like a pretty girl. Her eyes are red and it looks like she has been crying.

  Tomboy: LET GO OF ME!

  Met: What wrong you been crying. I am a gentleman and I just want to take you out on the town and cheer you up. Will have fun.

  Horace: Gobi DIVINE ARNAMENT MODE HALBERD! SUNLIGHT CRASHER!

  I sneak attack them. my partner Gobi is falcon and turns into a halberd. several Egyptian gods fall and Met let's Tomboy go and looks at me. He has never liked me and I have never liked him. It mutual hate.

  Met: Horace you have no business here

  Horace: Walk away Met. Tomboy leave now

  Tomboy... but

  Horace: GO NOW!

  Good Tomboy escaped

  Met: Always ruing my fun Horace. Since I can't have fun with her I might at well have a different kind of fun with you. Nero DIVINE ARNAMENT NERO LANCE! MOONLIGHT CRASHER!

  Horace: SUNLIGHT CRASHER

  We battle it out. Met is two years older than me. He goes to Egyptian Academy. There are several Academies all over Celestial world. We manage to fight to a draw

  Horace: I not a little kid anymore

  Met: We are just getting started

  Tomboy: Police over here

  I hear Tomboy voice

  Met: Your Lucky today Horace. We will settle this at the Godling Festival.

  Horace: Sure, you want me to kick your ass in front of everybody. It would be an honor

  Met decide to leave and Tomboy comes back with help. They ask us some questions and file a report at the station. That took a long time and I still have not gotten anything to drink. I see Tomboy waiting for me.

  Tomboy......Um......thank you

  Horace: What was that?

  Tomboy: I am not going to repeat myself again

  Horace: You were crying earlier why?

  Tomboy...... He was gay. Not only that he was cheating on me. he uses me as a shield to the public. I don't know why I wasted my tears on him. We broke up tonight

  Horace: I was just kidding. i am sorry. That has happened to me before it is not fun.

  Tomboy: It is not your fault. It is his

  Horace: Come and let go Tomboy

  Tomboy: Where are, we going

  Horace: it is your birthday I will buy you drink

  Tomboy: Libra

  Horace: What

  Libra: My name is not Tomboy it is Libra. My name is Libra Zodiac and don't you forget it

  Horace: You coming are not

  Libra: You buying

  Horace: I already said I was

  Libra and I head to the bar. The Godling Festival they are starting to pick representative from our school next week. I guess I should start training

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