The Start

  Oh god where the hell am I, I can’t see shit. Oh wait he

  did say something about reincarnation so is that what he was talking about. I hope I didn’t get lucky because if I got reincarnated into a wealthy family there would be a lot of pressure on me for inheriting a company or something like that. It also wouldn’t be fun to crush other companies because if I start wealthy they will have an expectation so they won’t be as surprised. Ok so how do I get my system to get working, I guess…

  [Hey! Is there an A.I.] I thought

  [Hello master](A.I.)

  [Cool, ok so can you guide me on how to look at my status] I continued my thought conversation

  [Yes master, you just have to say or think, “System open”](A.I.)

  [I guess I’ll try to get used to thinking it open,”System open”]I thought

  Status:Lilac

  Health:1/1

  Stamina:1/1

  Strength: 0

  Dexterity:0

  Intelligence:100,000

  Agility:0

  Skills:0

  [Umm, so I’ll just call you Violet ok, by the way what are the normal stats of an adult male, and why is my name Lilac, it should be Jake?] I questioned

  [Yes master, The normal stats of an adult male are 100 health, 100 stamina, 10 strength, 10 dexterity 1 intelligence, and 15 agility, the reason why your name is Lilac is because your now mother named your baby body Lilac.](Violet)

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  [What’s the intelligence of Einstein?]I asked

  [1.9](Violet)

  [HOLY SHIT! I’M A 100,000X SMARTER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA] I laughed at that realization

  [Correction, master you are 99,999.1X smarter than him](Violet)

  [HOT DAMN! That’s still so much fucking smarter that I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. How did that happen?] I asked

  [The creator said it was a award because you were bold for stating your desires right away.](Violet)

  [Wait, creator? You mean that was GOD!] I exclaimed

  [By your human culture, yes](Violet)

  [OH MY GOD(literally), if I could get on my knees and thank him I would.] I said

  [By the way, how long has this body been in here?]

  [It has been in here for 9 months](Violet)

  [WHAT?!]

  [It has been in here f-](Violet)

  [Stop, when am I getting born]

  [In 2 hours](Violet)

  [SHIT I’M NOT READY, Violet]

  [Yes](Violet)

  [Make a liquid that gives me the knowledge of the best acting skills in existence]

  [Yes](Violet)

  [Now put it into my body]

  [Yes, it’s in](Violet)

  [UGH, uh jeez, that was fast]

  [Master that was not fast it’s been 2 hours](Violet)

  [I guess that’s why I can hear a female and I feel air… OW SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!?]

  [Master it seems that you are being aborted](Violet)

  [FUCK YOU MOTHER AND FATHER, Violet make a liquid that puts my body together and fully revives me a day after every time I die so I’m immortal and then put into my body]

  [Yes master, done](Violet)

  [Ok, my mother if I ever find out it’s you after I die and come back and I will kill you and I swear on that oa-]

  ~A day Later somewhere in a dumpster~

  [-th, wait where am I]

  [Master, you are in a dumpster](Violet)

  [Damn, so I really did get aborted, Violet, put a liquid in me that gives me 1000 strength and agility]

  [Done](Violet)

  As that happens I feel this immense amount of energy in what I think are my muscles.

  [Ok, so I’m gonna try to jump out, annnnnnd, lau- AHHHHHHH!?!? HOLY SHIT HOW FAR DID I GO!]

  [You went up 60 meters](Violet)

  [THIS IS AWESOME]

  [By your standards, yes](Violet)

  [Wait… Can I die from this height]

  [Yes](Violet)

  [Sh-]

  *Splat!*

  ~1 day later~

  [-it, so I died I’m guessing]

  [Yes, would you like a liquid that makes you unable to be hurt from heights]

  [Yes please]

  When I look around I realize that I’m in a alleyway, I guess my adventure starts now