First shock

  Then excitement

  Another world!

  A cheat like existence and handsome to boot

  At least I think…

  “System?”

  “Status?”

  “Help?”

  …

  …

  …

  What the f***

  Five months to live!?

  This isn't what I signed up for!

  Granted I didn't sign up for anything…

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  But still, this is bull****!!!

  I have five months to join a guild or I die?!!!

  I don't even know where a guild is!!

  I'm in the middle of a god d***, f***ing forest for crying out loud!!

  You know what?

  This is fine

  Everything is okay

  just head in one direction and I'll make it out eventually right?

  Everything is not okay!!

  Rooaahhhh

  Why the hell is there a f***ing dinosaur in the middle of a forest?!

  Why is it still chasing me!!

  I've been running forever, how the hell have I not collapsed!!

  There's a canyon ahead maybe I can lose him in there?

  Halfway through the canyon a realize it's a dead end…

  S*** there's no way I'm getting out of this alive

  I'm cornered in a canyon with a 30 ft tall, very colorful t-Rex about to eat m-

  Boom

  Holy s*** I'm saved

  I notice a opening in the wall a few feet above me

  There two people standing on a ledge right outside the opening, they're covered in peircings and look like there straight out of an 80s biker gang

  I have to say I'd rather have the dinosaur...

  “Looks we we've got ourselves a knew member”

  “Welcome to the black fire guild

  Well, f*** me