Adam Kodak was pulling an all-nighter in his dormitory, playing video games.

  After finish playing and acquiring all the trophies, he did the thing he enjoyed the most which was to beat the game again but with cheats.

  As he was getting ready for bed, he muttered under his breath,

  "Man, I wish I could have cheats in real life."

  That was the moment his life changed as at that very moment, a bright star above the very building Adam resided, shined with a mysterious light before dimming as if nothing ever happened. However, something miraculous did...

  "What the fuck..."

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  My heart was beating so heavily I couldn't believe my fucking ears.

  A robotic voice spoke to me and told me my wish was granted.

  Well, it's official. I’m going crazy because there is a blue screen in front of me showing me a loading screen.

  'Did this fucking screen just winked at me?'

  It says I know what to do but what does it mea...

  "No way..."

  "Status."

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  "YESSSSSSSSSSS!"

  I can't believe it! I have a status screen!

  'Let's check the instructions'

  [Congratz bitch you are the luckiest asshole in the universe, you got your wish but that also means all your luck has run out.]

  [SO GRIND SOME STATS, MADAFAKAAAA!]

  "What the actual fuck?!?"

  I mean, I’ve never met a wish-granting gangsta god, but I think this guy is the exception among them ‘cause... what kind of bullshit explanation is this!

  'Ok, calm down. Deep breaths.'

  'So I can raise my stats to 10?'

  "HAHAHA! GET REKT SCRUBS! DADDY WILL RULE THE WORLD!"

  'Fuck me.'