I woke up in darkness, and then I heard my SMS signal. In front of me opened up a blue screen. I cursed a little because it was too bright.

  Great, i will wake up in the asshole of the sea and as a gift, I will get Ebirah to beat in a moment when I can't even breathe. I will be as pathetic as Minilla. Wait a moment, what if this GOD mistook my imagination of Godzilla with Zilla. Oh GOD let it not be Zilla...

  Aaaand I fall asleep again.

  Sometime later deep in the darkest region of the sea, in the place where even King of the Sea is never coming was a little egg. It was 2m tall and had 1m in diameter. It had a crack on its surface. Slowly little Minilla emerged from it. He smelled around and decided to eat his eggshell. He was too small to swim up so he decided to feed on what he could find at the bottom of the sea. He felt really comfortable he had a lot of spiritual energy, floor caves at the bottom smelled like something healthy and delicious, and it was. They were made from Uranium ore. If US army knows about this they would send emissaries of democracy to this place.

  -Time to eat!- He purred and went to sleep again.

  Sometimes he woke up and ate some unlucky small creatures, but for the most of the time, he slept.

  50 years later.

  -Warning, I am standing up!-I growled and cut the rock with my claw at the level of my head. I grew up to the 50 m or something in height. I can do it now.- Ok! Monsters, time to meet yours, King. - I tried to roar but for the first time by accident, I accomplished what I was trying to do by almost 40 years. I breathed the signature breath of Godzilla. Ionized oxygen and nitrogen gave blue light to my home, and every single thing in it died from radiation. They could withstand the pressure of water, spiritual energy but not concentrated radiation. I smiled and swam up. Time to eat something better than uranium ore.

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