The April fool's contest is drawing to a close. I will start posting one of the contestents' entries every 6 or so hours.

  This is to:

  a) get as many people reading as possible and

  The author's tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.

  b) if anyone would like to do a late submission, it will give them as much time as possible.

  If you still would like to enter, it is a short story with the theme of 'comedy'. PM submissions in word or gdoc format to this account or to

  I hope you enjoy!