Aahhhhhh! It happened! It finally happened!

  () () () is on audible! You can press to hear a sample right below the book cover on the left-hand side.

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  The narrator is Doug Tisdal Jr (he did J. Zachary Pikes - Orcanomics: A Satire).

  It's about 9 hours long, and the books audio is done amazingly well. Doug has the comedic timing down pat; he even makes some of my more awkward phrases sound good =D

  Also, if you get it through one of those links I get a little extra somethin'-somethin' (as does he), so yeah! Awesome all around!

  I want to thank all of you who helped me on this journey and read this book as I was writing it. I had a blast writing it and your comments, hints, editing fixes, pointing out of blatant plot holes, and sometimes needed dire threats, all turned out to make it a lot better than it started.