Chapter 61 Returned

  "Ah~ I won!" Chen Yi sat down on the ground with a thud, and even he couldn't quite believe that he had managed to defeat Youyouzi. Perhaps it was because of the seal of the Western Expedition's demon that made Youyouzi unusually weak at this time.

  "Reimu, it's all because of you. Now the anomalies have already been solved by others." Marisa muttered discontentedly.

  "It's settled then, isn't it better if we don't have to take action?" Ling Meng said as she walked up to Chen Yi's side, looking down at him condescendingly. "The anomaly is resolved, pay up!"

  Damn it...

  "Hey! The anomaly was clearly resolved by me, and you're still asking me for money!? Where's your integrity?!" Chen Yi was dumbfounded.

  "What's dignity? What's that?" Ling Meng pulled out a bag of snacks with the words "dignity" on it, "Want some? Just remember to pay me back after you finish eating."

  Is your generation thoroughly bursting with Boorie Witch's obsession with money?

  "Ling Meng." Chen Yi's tone suddenly dropped.

  "What's up? Have you thought it over and decided to pay?"

  "Not you, can't you not stand and talk? It's an honor to look up at you, if it were Hakuren or Yuyuko or Eirin, but with you..." Tatsuya stared at Rei's bulging chest, "Not impressive!"

  Ah~

  What broke?

  "Hey! Little monster! Are you dissatisfied with Ah Yin's chest?" Chen Yi's body suddenly felt cool, and he quickly rubbed his eyes to look at Ling Meng, who hadn't changed at all.

  "Hey! What did you just say, Ling Meng?"

  "What's going on? You said something wasn't good enough?" Ling Meng seemed to have not heard Chen Yi's previous words.

  "Hmm... nothing." Who said that strange sentence just now? Tatsuya glanced at Marisa, who was admiring the cherry blossoms, and leaned against the trunk of the Western-style ghost tree, Yuuko. Must have been an illusion... probably...

  "Yu Yu Zi, don't keep searching for this meaningless answer anymore, just let it disappear forever." Chen Yi glanced at Xi Xing Yao and stretched out his hand to Yu Yu Zi, "Let's go! I'll treat you to dinner. Besides, haven't you already guessed the answer more or less?"

  Yes, I already understand part of the answer myself. As for the rest, let them fade away. Youyouzi smiled lightly and reached out to Chenyi, but grabbed nothing.

  "Ah? Chen Yi you..." Youyouzi stared at Chenyi in surprise as he began to turn transparent.

  "What's going on? Damn it!" Chen Yi also saw his own fading body.

  Transmission entering countdown 10......9......

  "Ling Meng! Look at Chen Yi!" Moli Sa also looked at Chen Yi with a surprised face, "Is he going to die or something?"

  What the hell is wrong with you...

  "Ahh!! Don't disappear! My money!" Ling Meng also panicked, on the other hand...

  "It seems that time is up." Chen Yi smiled wryly, "Sorry about that, Youyouzi will treat you to a double serving of a big meal next time..."

  "My money!!!"

  Transmission started!

  Ling Meng patted an empty space, kneeling on the ground and muttering repeatedly: "Fooled again... money's gone..."

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  In a passageway filled with screens of light, Chen Yi constantly cursed the main god, "Damn it! Why did you teleport me away as soon as things were settled? I clearly felt like there was still time!"

  The host doesn't think it's a good idea to leave at this time, the scene is too classic.

  "Classic! Master, you're messing with me again, aren't you?! I clearly felt like there was still some time left, so why did I suddenly get teleported?!"

  The host's feeling is wrong. If the host wants to know the transmission time in advance, they can set a reminder in advance.

  "Damn it! You didn't tell me there was this function before!" Chen Yi was annoyed and waved his hands wildly.

  "Host didn't ask, friendly reminder: Do not touch any light screen during transmission."

  It's late...

  The host had just finished speaking when Chen Yi's hand inserted into a light screen, and Chen Yi immediately stopped there.

  "Ah no! A bad premonition!!" Zhen Yi had just finished speaking when he was sucked into that light screen...

  "Ding! Transmission error, restart transmission in one minute. Next time, ignore this situation and start the task directly!"

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  "It's okay, I guess."

  "That's really embarrassing."

  "Hey! Do you think aliens exist?"

  "...it's really sudden."

  "Answer the question!"

  "There should be."

  "What about people in the future?"

  "It's not strange at all."

  "What about superhumans?"

  "It's probably crawling all over the ground."

  "What about the people from another world?"

  "These people... probably came in a group..."

  ……

  "Ahhhhh!!!! You damn it! I won't fly!" Chen Yi shouted as he fell from high altitude, what the heck?! How did I suddenly wear it again? Looking at the ground getting closer and closer, and the ghostly symbols on the ground, so familiar...

  BOOM!!!!!

  The dust was shaken up high.

  "Cough, cough... Ah, it's a modern city, which world is this?" Chen Yi took a glance at a high school student not far away, such a familiar silly face, might as well slip away first...

  "Wait!" A voice filled with excitement came, and Chen Yi's hand was pulled...

  What happened to Nima Ge's power!! How did it suddenly disappear! Chen Yi turned his head and took a look (his night vision ability was still there), damn it! Why is it this woman...

  "Alien? Future person? Or superpower user?" Haruhi Suzumiya pointed at the large hole that had been smashed into the ground.

  "...I wonder..."

  "Mmm! Mmm!" with irrepressible excitement.

  "Let go first." Then Chen Yi's hand was released, is Suzumiya Haruhi so obedient?

  "Don't tell you!" Chen Yi turned his head and ran, using all sorts of moves on the road, flying eaves and walking walls...

  "Hey! Bastard! Come back here! Don't think you can run!!" Haruhi Suzumiya naturally chased after him relentlessly.

  Transmission starting... 3...

  "Goodbye! See you again someday, remember, I'm just a small passerby who happened to pass through..."

  Then Tatsuya's figure disappeared into the night, and due to the darkness, Suzumiya Haruhi did not notice how he left.

  "Bastard! How dare you deceive me! I'll definitely find you!" Haruhi Suzumiya clenched the white long hair she was holding in her hand.

  ……

  "Ah ha! What a close call! To think I'd run into her...!" Chen Yi's face was filled with relief, but the moment he was caught by Suzumiya Haruhi, he immediately felt his powers being suppressed, and even his physical abilities were reduced to about five times that of an ordinary person.

  The probability of being transported to "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" in the next world has increased!

  Damn it! Are you kidding me?!

  "Finally back." Chen Yi looked at the familiar room, everything felt so strange and familiar. He glanced at the clock on the wall, um, only an hour had passed...

  Tatara opened the closet and changed out of his clothes from Gensokyo, putting on a set of ordinary casual wear. However, everything was too big for him. It seemed he would have to buy new clothes again - ones that fit someone 1.7 meters tall, not someone under 1.6 meters...

  Damn it! Holding a handful of white long hair, Chen YI looked at himself in the mirror, damn it, how can I go out like this!!

  After some thought, Chen Yi had changed into a fantasy village outfit...

  Going out like this is just cos... yeah, cosplaying as myself.

  Leaving one's own room and coming down to the living room on the first floor, turning on the TV and watching the programs on it, feeling both unfamiliar and familiar.

  Turn off the TV, Chen Yi decided to go out. As expected, as soon as he stepped out of the door, he attracted everyone's attention except for Mang Zong.

  I knew it...

  Now that I've come out, I shouldn't go back, a thousand years of face isn't practiced in vain...

  "Mom, that sister is so beautiful!" Ignorant little girl! Chen Yi glanced at the little girl and didn't mind her childish words.

  "Be good, don't learn from her in the future, she's a bad girl, a naughty child."

  Hey! I heard it!

  Tatara still underestimated his own influence. After being forcibly changed by Nitori, he may not stand out among the many girls in Gensokyo (excluding disguised state), but appearing in reality...

  Perverts following behind, how many otakus don't know, many small hooligans, as well as those asking for photos, asking for maintenance, sneaking shots...

  Get out of here! After Chen Yi slapped a hoodlum who tried to take advantage, the number of people following him immediately decreased by half. Haha! Didn't you see how far that guy flew?

  Looking at beautiful women is also considered good as long as it's done in a situation where one's personal safety is guaranteed.

  It seems that my memory has not declined, and I can still remember the routes around here so clearly. After arriving at a clothing store, Chen Yi refused the owner's recommendation of many women's clothes, and directly chose several men's clothes. Under the owner's twitching mouth, he swiped his card and left...

  As for trying on clothes? Is it useful? Just feel if it fits or not and that's OK.

  Damn! There are always some people in the world who would die for a beautiful woman. On his way back, a sedan suddenly stopped beside Chen Yi, blocking the view of passersby. The car door suddenly opened, and a hand quickly reached out to pull Chen Yi in...

  What the...! How cliché! Chen Yi thought, no! It should be "go to your mother's!" Dare to defy Lao Zi's authority, courting death!

  Chen Yi pulled back the hand that was reaching for him, and under the disbelieving gaze of its owner, he directly yanked him out and slammed him onto the roof of the car, creating a not-so-small dent. The scene startled a group of passersby. Good grief! Is this still human?

  "Hmph! Chen Yi clapped his hands and continued walking forward. If it weren't for the trouble of chopping people here, Chen wouldn't mind slashing down with one knife."

  "Beautiful girl, want to have some fun with us? Although your chest isn't impressive, we don't mind..."

  Bang!!

  Cracks appeared on the wall, and several young thugs looked at Chen Yi's fist in terror as it hit the wall.

  "Spare my life, elder sister!!"

  ……

  "Ah! Finally home!" Chen Yi threw the things in his hand onto the sofa, damn shopping is tiring, sleep first and talk later, changed into a suitable outfit, Chen lay down on the bed...