Waking up felt like shit! It was like every single bone, muscle, and organ were remade. And there was a big blue light in front of my face.

  HUH! Is this a fucking video game!

  At least i have a skill... what does absorb do?

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  So does that mean that all that pain i just went through was because i got more mana! What the fuck even is mana in this world! For all I know it could be how much i shit!

  Is this the time the people in the novels i read try to say status or something? Fuck it, why not try. Status!

  Is this good?

  Why don't i feel like i have a stomach anymore?

  I probably don't have to eat anymore.

  Well, why not try to do some magic... tomorrow, everywhere still hurts.