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(A Complaints Christmas Melody)
Korri steps out under a light with a fuzzy Santa hat on, a paper in her hands, and clears her throat.
Dee gives a little clap.
Korri takes a deep breath and begins singing.
On the first day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
A gender zapping TV!
On the second day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!
On the third day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!
On the fourth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!
On the fifth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!
On the sixth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!
On the seventh day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!
On the eighth day of Christmas
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Complaints were sent to Dee
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!
On the ninth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Nine pairs of heels
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!
On the tenth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Ten muscle shirts
Nine pairs of heels
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Eleven press-on nails
Ten muscle shirts
Nine pairs of heels
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Complaints were sent to Dee
Twelve silken wigs
Eleven press-on nails
Ten muscle shirts
Nine pairs of heels
Eight maids in lace
Seven bras a-growing
Six perfume sprays
Five special rings
Four calling plans
Three nightgowns
Two swimming suits
And a gender zapping TV!
Korri takes a bow.
Dee switches the lights back on and they get back to work.