Hello my names is John Ashton. I am an American who loves anime but I wont describe myself right now because I wont be looking the same for long.

  It was a day like any other when it happened. I woke up at 3 am and did my morning routine which consist of excersizing till 4, showering, cooking, eating, and finally going to school.

  School was a pain as usual too, but it was finally time to go home. As I was walking home, however, there was a huge explosion from terrorists and I died. I actually wonder sometimes how many people died that day. Now I'm in a weird livingroom looking area complete with a tv and snacks on the coffee table in front of me.

  I hear the door open and turn to look. The most beautiful woman I had ever seen walked in. Long fiery hair that stops mid-back. Eyes the color of polished sapphire. Her lips were lavender colored.

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  "Hello John, I am Aphrodite."

  "The goddess of love?"

  She burst out laughing and I get offended.

  "No that is the misconception I have the Greeks to thank for. I am not the goddess of love. Let me make it easier for you to know who I am. Ahem. I am who I am."

  "Wait you're THAT God? Why does the bible depict you as male?"

  "I have the Catholics to thank for that. They rewrote the bible and no woman had a place of power in the church according to the catholics. Hell I made women first not men."

  "You said hell."

  "And? Anyway we are getting off topic. So I can reincarnate you into any world with five wishes."

  "I want to be in bleach."

  "Very well for your five wishes?"

  "I want a system that can do and sell anything. I want to be a saiyan. I want eternal youth. I want infinite senzu beans. Finally, I want to be born 1100 years before the story begins."

  "Very well it shall be done.