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Chapter 6 - Trendy Clothes

  Ok so, I just HATE trends. Like if I want to wear an Under Armour t-shirt and you're looking at me funny because you're wearing your jeggings. I don't wanna hear it.

  Also, name brands are sooo overrated. Gucci can have the same exact material on a piece of clothing as an Old Navy shirt but the Gucci shirt will be more pricey and more heavily praised. It's the SAME THING GET OVER IT! It could genuinely be the nastiest thing ever but if it has a Louis Vuitton logo on it.. HONEY THAT THING IS PURE GOLD! It's also the price of gold to put that in the picture.

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  If I owned Gucci and wanted to milk the name to its full extent here is what I'll do.

  Picture this. I go to the dump and pick out a shirt that was probably worn by a grandmother who has been dead for a few years. I go back to the Gucci HQ and then hold a meeting. The meeting is telling all employees to go to the dump and get some clothes. Slap a Gucci logo on that baby and see the cash roll in.

  The end... I have SPOKEN!!

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