0 was in shock. There was not a single idea that 0 could make something out of nothing. If one told 0 that 0 can make 1 0 would say it's no fun go away. And there was no-one to even joke about 1. But now there is 1!

  Now there is 1 saying something to 0.

  "Mom!"

  "What? I'm not your mom. You have no mom."

  "Yes I have one. You are my mom."

  "Why am I your mom?"

  "Well you're not my dad."

  "How do you even tell my gender. I have no gender."

  "Yes you have one. You does not have a penis. So you are a female. Therefore, you are my mom."

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  "Hmm indeed I don't have any penises. You got a point. Call me mom then."

  "Yes mom!"

  "And since you have no shame, I will consider you as my son."

  "Hmm I don't have a complaint."

  Now 0 have a son, and 0 is a mom, 0 is finally away from getting stuck with negative wordings and empty jokes. Having a son and teaching it for one moment was actually more fruitful moment for his mom, so now 0 was able to say "yes" instead of "no".

  "Now let's reporduce, mom!"

  "No."

  Actually 0 would stay with "no". Her son has a problem. Sadly, there is no doctor around here.

  "But mom!"

  "No."

  "I want to have a family!"

  "I'm not into incest."

  "Just one sister please? So I can reproduce a family with her? Please?"

  "I said no. And no means no."

  "No means nothing to me!"

  "I'm tired of these jokes. Just stop!"

  As soon as 0 saw 1 she knew 1 is as shameless as a naked dick. Because 1 is exactly as it is. Cannot resist it's urge to stick that stick around all the holes. Sadly, there was only 1 hole in this vast nothingness, and zero other places except the one in 0.

  "You don't have an empathy, mom. You are a terrible person."

  "I have no empathy, yes. So my son. Go fuck yourself."

  "Ah, wait. That's an idea!"

  Now 1 just went to a side and started fapping by itself. Very positively.

  1 + 1 = 2

  "Sub' bros. 2's here. Let's even out the odds."