Prologue: Died of Laughter

  "Hahaha... I'm dying of laughter..." A seventeen or eighteen year old boy was bent over in front of his computer, laughing uncontrollably.

  The young man named Wang Yu is a seasoned martial arts enthusiast. Today he laughed so wildly because he saw two paragraphs online, which really made people laugh and cry.

  Jokes have male and female versions. The male version is written like this:

  Mr. Mo Da, the leader of the Hengshan school, has never been married.

  One day when heroes gathered together, Liu Zhengfeng couldn't help but ask him: "Big brother, you're already at this age, why haven't you married and had children yet?"

  Mr. Mo's eyes were half open and half closed, holding his erhu, slowly saying a few words:

  To get married, you first need to find a woman, right? Marriage is originally a matter between men and women.

  Dongfang Bubai's face sank, and her embroidered hands suddenly stopped moving.

  So what kind of woman is good? If you find an ugly one, your heart will be unbalanced for the rest of your life.

  Ping Yi pointed in all directions and began to look for patients.

  If you find a good-looking one, wait for a group of brothers and sisters to recognize it.

  Wu Sangui rubbed his nose.

  There are people who come to grab them openly.

  Yang Tie Xin remained silent.

  There is someone sneaking in to steal things.

  Miao Renfeng slapped his hand on the table and stood up.

  There is a next set of calculations for you

  Di Yun's anger was burning like fire.

  And there are still people who have your back and come up with something you don't know about.

  Hong An Tong was furious and jumped up like thunder.

  No matter if you're an emperor

  Yi Dang Da Shi counted his rosary and began to recite the scriptures.

  Whether it is the master of teaching

  Yang Dingtian's face turned red and green alternately.

  Wearing a green hat is being cuckolded.

  Yin Litang stamped his foot and pounded his chest.

  The best outcome is to be anxious for a lifetime and never have peace until old age.

  Chen Zhengde glared fiercely at Yuan Shiying.

  This woman is quite something, all she knows how to do is fight and compete.

  Hu Qingniu flipped through Wang Nanggu's "Toxic Classics".

  In front of her, you've become subhuman.

  Shi Qing couldn't help but steal a glance at Mei Fang.

  Treat you like a servant and order you around.

  Gongsun Zhi gritted his teeth.

  You still don't dare to disobey.

  Hei Tai was still calm and composed, as if he hadn't heard anything.

  Those clever ones have become Taoist priests early on.

  Wang Chongyang coughed repeatedly, as if he had choked on water in his trachea.

  All that's left is to take it lying down.

  Tan Gong touched the medicinal paste in his bosom and felt at ease.

  Maybe I've got it all wrong, but I'm determined to be on opposite sides with you.

  Bai Zi felt very uncomfortable.

  You can't even guess what it's for, you're so dead.

  Ma Dajun's soul returned, feeling dazed and lost.

  Let's talk about feelings, those who like you can scare you to death.

  Lu Zhan-yuan's ears were once again filled with Li Mochou's mournful and resentful singing.

  Even in eight lifetimes, you won't be able to catch up with what you like.

  Linghu Chong picked up a wine jug and hid in the corner to drink alone.

  Don't think you have a chance just because I'm being nice to you.

  Hú Yìzhī seemed lost in thought.

  Don't think that just because you've paid the price, you'll definitely get a return.

  Youtan's face turned deathly pale, as if a layer of ice had formed on it.

  Do you know what kind of person she is?

  Hu Fei was overwhelmed with emotions.

  Do you know what she has done?

  Zhang Cuishan felt ashamed and had nowhere to hide.

  Do you know who is taking advantage of her behind her back?

  Xia Xue gently stroked the poisonous snake in her hand.

  Do you know what she has in mind for you?

  Wu Chen Daoren looked at his severed left arm and let out a very soft sigh.

  It's not easy to find someone trustworthy, but there are still people who insist on breaking you up.

  Yang Guo and Little Dragon Maiden looked at each other in silence.

  Of course, those Martians who actively give up their rights are not discussed here. Today we only talk about Earthlings.

  Chen Jialuo was heartbroken and wished he were dead.

  To put it in one sentence: Are you happy? Don't worry, it's just an illusion.

  The wind was clear and Yang looked at the western sun, wondering what he was thinking about.

  Not to mention the twists and turns of fate. There are life's separations,

  Zhang Wuji thought of Xiaozhao, and his heart felt a pang of sadness.

  There is eternal separation

  Xiao Feng crushed the wine cup and pierced his own hand with it, causing blood to flow all over.

  There were those who ran away from home

  The monk's eyes gleam with a fierce light.

  There is a difficult father-in-law

  Ding Dian's heart was as sharp as a knife.

  There are those who have difficult childbirths.

  Huang Yaoshi's jade flute blew out a murderous sound.

  Don't be too proud of giving birth to a child, first take a look if he resembles you or not.

  Zhong Wanjou burst into a torrent of abuse.

  Just like you may not necessarily be able to raise it up big

  Xie Xun's hand pressed on the hilt of the Dragon-Slaying Sword.

  Growing up doesn't necessarily mean being healthy.

  The old tree's anger is uncontrollable.

  A healthy life is inseparable from making trouble everywhere.

  Guo Jing gave Guo Fu a sideways glance, and Guo Fu immediately hid outside the door.

  Met a woman and even forgot her surname

  Song Yuanqiao burst into tears.

  Even close brothers would fight each other to the death

  Wu San Tong was overcome with grief and couldn't help but burst into loud sobs.

  In the end, white-haired people send off black-haired people.

  Ouyang Feng suddenly flipped over and landed on his hands.

  Let your reputation be ruined in an instant.

  Liu Zhengfeng's face changed greatly.

  Younger brother, you say, why get married and have children?

  It's hilarious, but this is still not the most ridiculous one, the female version is even funnier.

  The female version is written like this:

  Blue Phoenix has always been unmarried, and one day at a gathering of female friends on Mount Tai, Ren Yingying sat next to Blue Phoenix and quietly asked: "Sister, you're not getting any younger, why haven't you found a good husband to marry? Blue Phoenix looked deeply at Ren Yingying and sighed:

  To talk about getting married, first you need to find a man, right? Marriage is always between a man and a woman.

  Dongfang Bubai's face sank, and his hand holding the embroidery needle suddenly stopped.

  And can only find one man, cannot find several men at the same time, otherwise the children will not know whether they are lamas or monks.

  Wei Chunfang's expression changed and she took out the Huan Sha She Ying given by Wei Xiaobao.

  What kind of man is good then? You want to find one that you don't love, and your mind will be unbalanced, and you'll also suffer from longing.

  Zhong Wanqiu's wife, Zhong Furen, trembled and stole a glance at Dao Bai Feng.

  You'd better find someone you love, and then wait for a fight with your sisters over him.

  Wei Xiaobao's seven wives glared at Blue Phoenix simultaneously.

  He may never love you and always think of someone else in his heart.

  A Zi secretly took out the Shenmu Wang Ding.

  Maybe you try your best but still can't win his heart.

  Li Moyu lowered her head and took a glance at her palm stained with fresh blood.

  She forced him to marry her, but he refused to agree.

  Zhou Zhiruo's eyes sparkled and her fingernails became sharper than ever.

  Just when he was about to marry her, his love rival might have already made a move.

  Zhao Min looked at Zhou Zhiruo with concern.

  It's possible that even if you love and marry someone, you may still not be able to grow old together.

  Golden Flower Granny already had three golden flowers in her hand.

  Even if he is a blockhead who only knows how to practice martial arts and won't coax you, in the end you will still be unable to avoid having an affair.

  Nan Lan was so humiliated that she wanted to kill herself.

  Many people love you but don't want to marry you.

  The fragrant princess couldn't help but transform into a butterfly and fly away

  There is also premature death

  Mu Nian Ci Zhu Lei Yu Chui

  There are people who fundamentally don't understand your intentions

  Li Wenxiu turned around dejectedly and rode away on his white horse.

  There are also those who take advantage of your feelings for their own benefit.

  He Hongyao took out a knife and cut her face again.

  The most painful thing is that you might like a girl who dresses as a boy.

  He Duan Shou raised his wrist with an iron hook attached to it.

  Don't think that he will fall in love with you just because he has seen your body

  Lu Wushuang drew out her dagger and limped over to chop Blue Fenghuang, but Cheng Ying hastily pulled her back.

  Don't think that just because he ate your zongzi, he's yours now

  Cheng Ying was stunned for a moment, released Lu Wushuang, took out the jade flute and played the "Bihai Chao Sheng" melody.

  You'd die for him, but he still loves someone else in his heart.

  Cheng Lingsu quietly took out the Seven Heart Sea Peach Blossom.

  Besides, if you're not careful, you'll end up marrying a big bad guy.

  Qī Fāng's eyes were brimming with tears.

  Women all want to find someone with great ideals, but those people have too much pressure, and may even go crazy.

  There were two tears in Abby's eyes.

  Find someone who doesn't have many pursuits, hiding in the depths of the Great Snow Mountain all day, your pretty face will age in just a few years.

  Shuisheng touched her own face.

  It's even more miserable when you encounter someone who likes to live in seclusion on a deserted island overseas, and you can't stand the sea breeze.

  Wen Qingqing moved slightly and made a killing gesture towards He Tie's hand, aiming at Blue Phoenix.

  If you really like him, if you're not careful, you might get pregnant before marrying him.

  Tian Qingwen's face turned bright red.

  It's also possible that she may have married him but still be unable to get pregnant.

  Madam Yuan and Madam Yang let out a soft sigh together.

  Besides, all the good men have been snatched up by women with underworld connections.

  Ren Yingying was restless and couldn't sit still.

  Sister, you say, how can I still marry? Why must I marry? The Five Poison Sect has always had a tradition of not marrying.

  He Tieshou finally couldn't bear it anymore and made a move against Lan Fenghuang.

  After reading these two paragraphs, Wang Yu couldn't stop laughing. Laughing and thinking, if I had the chance, I would definitely save these miserable people. You ask how to save them? Wouldn't it be fine if I just took all these girls in?

  Wait, why am I still laughing? Stop it, what's going on here?

  Am I really going to laugh myself to death? Wang Yu never thought that this phrase he always said would actually become a reality.