6 Commandments' "Order of Surrender" Announcement in their website and social media ptforms:

  "On this day, the state of Ohio has bowed before the will of the Divine. One by one, the territories have fallen—not to sword, nor fire, but to the inexorable rise of the 6 Commandments Caliphate. These nds, once sovereign, now march beneath a single banner, their allegiance sworn, their fates entwined.

  Thus stands the Order of Surrender, in the sequence of submission:

  1) Iowa

  2) Illinois

  3) Missouri

  4) Tennessee

  5) Wisconsin

  6) Kentucky

  7) Indiana

  8) Mississippi

  9) Abama

  10) Georgia

  11) Louisiana

  12) Arkansas

  13) Florida

  14) South Carolina

  15) North Carolina

  16) Virginia

  17) West Virginia

  18) Marynd

  19) Ohio

  Their borders no longer their own. Their people—disciples of decree. The 6 Commandments Caliphate does not ask. It cims. And the map turns darker still.

  ?? International Governments

  Saudi Arabia: "A historic day. The West finally embraces true divine governance." (Officially invites Vega for a "state visit.")

  Iran: "The Great Satan’s colpse begins. Alhu Akbar." (State TV airs footage of Ohio’s surrender on loop.)

  UAE: "We congratute the 6C Caliphate on its peaceful expansion."

  Russia: "This is what happens when you defund the police." (State media compares Vega to Catherine the Great.)

  China: "We respect 6C’s internal affairs." (Deletes all references to Taiwan.)

  UK: "This is not cricket." (Parliament debates banning kebab trucks.)

  White House & U.S. Federal Response

  US President: "I said 20 states was my red line. 19 is fine." (Changes Twitter bio to "19/50 Still Counting.")

  Pentagon Spokesperson: "We are monitoring the situation. Also, does anyone have Vega’s number?"

  Senate Hearing: "How did we miss scooter-based warfare in the budget?"

  Fox News: "Biden’s America: Now with 100% more caliphate."

  CNN: "Is cuddlepocalypse a war crime? Experts weigh in."

  ?? Internet Meltdown

  ?? Top Memes

  "US President’s ‘20-State Rule’ Expined"

  GIF of a kid adding sticks to a pile: "One more and I swear I’ll do something… maybe."

  "The 6C Caliphate Expansion Pack"

  Image of a Risk board with 19 pieces flipped to bck, captioned: *"19.99 DLC – ‘Divine Domination.’"

  "Ohio’s Surrender Letter"

  Zoom-in on text: "We, the people of Ohio, didn’t even wait for the tanks."

  "Vega’s To-Do List"

  ~~Conquer 19 states~~

  "Annoy Michigan" ?

  "Get Elon to simp" ?

  ?? Viral Comments

  ?? Viral Comments

  Gen Z: "Vega really turned the U.S. into a geopolitical shitpost."

  Ohioans: "POV: You volunteered for the Hunger Games."

  Michiganders: "So… are we next or is this like a skip turn thing?"

  Texans: "Y’all really let this happen without us?"

  ?? Celebrities & Influencers

  Elon Musk: "Most efficient startup scaling since Tes. Investors, DM me." (Deleted.)

  Andrew Tate: "Vega is the ultimate Top G. I’d let her redraw my borders."

  Doja Cat: "Vega out here pying Civilization IRL and winning."

  The Rock: "Finally, a worthy opponent for Fast & Furious 12."

  The world watched as 19 states fell without a shot fired—because Vega weaponized vibes, kebabs, and sheer audacity.

  Final Lesson:

  If your enemy surrenders to spray paint and scooters, you’ve already won.

  ***

  6C Decres Holy War on Michigan – Internet Descends Into Chaos

  Location: Every Screen in America – Where Propaganda Meets Panic

  The 6 Commandments Caliphate has officially decred holy war on Michigan, and the internet is losing its collective mind as police, sheriffs, and armed forces from 19 theocratic states mobilize toward the Great Lakes.

  ?? 6C’s Official War Decration:

  "The silence before the storm has ended. In less than seven nights, we shall awaken the war machine. From the iron veins of the 19 loyal states of the 6 Commandments Caliphate, we will summon our force—soldiers, enforcers, zealots—each pledged in blood and bound by fate.

  They will not march—they will purge.

  Michigan, blind in its defiance, will be the first to choke on the smoke of its arrogance. No plea will be heard. No sanctuary will stand. Cities will crumble under the echo of our advance, and resistance will be ground to dust beneath consecrated boots.

  This is not a battle. It is a reckoning.

  The Caliphate does not invade. It consumes. And Michigan will burn in the name of commandment."

  ?? The Visual Onsught

  Photos of 6C Representatives Meeting State Police:

  Southern Baptists in Tactical Gear – "Blessed be the riot shields."

  Sheriffs Swearing Oaths on 6C Bibles – "Protect and purge."

  State Governments Posting Convoys:

  Ohio’s Highway Patrol – "We surrendered, now we enforce."

  Florida’s "Vega’s Vengeance Brigade" – "Punishing Michigan for existing."

  ?? Global Reactions

  American Chaos

  Michigan Governor: "We’re neutral! Like Switzernd! Please?"

  Detroit Residents: "First the Lions disappoint us, now this?"

  Texas: "Y’all really let this happen without us?"

  ?? International Takes

  Saudi Arabia: "Finally, America learns real w enforcement."

  Canada: "Builds wall We’re closed."

  Russia: "This is what happens when you cancel culture."

  Top Memes:

  "When Your HOA is a Theocratic Warlord"

  GIF of Vega HOA-president-ssh-dictator.

  "Michigan’s Five Stages of Grief"

  Denial ("This is fake") → Anger ("Ohio snitched!") → Bargaining ("Pls take Indiana") → Depression (eats coney dog alone) → Acceptance (packs for Canada).

  "Vega’s War Strategy"

  "Step 1: Surround state. Step 2: Aggressively cuddle. Step 3: Profit."

  "Ohio’s Energy"

  GIF of a traitorous sidekick grinning. "First we fell, now you."

  Celebrity Roasts:

  Elon Musk: "Most efficient crowdsourced invasion since my Twitter poll." (Deleted.)

  Andrew Tate: "Vega proving real men don’t fight wars—women end them."

  Doja Cat: "Vega really said ‘Detroit vs. Everybody’ and meant it."

  ?? Real-Time Updates

  Live Cams: Michigan highways flooded with 6C convoys.

  Police Scanners: "Uh… do we stop them? They’re our cops now."

  Canada Border Patrol: "Checks passports extra hard No refugees."

  ***

  Emergency Meeting: Michigan Governor & Lawmakers Panic as 6C Forces Cross the Border

  Location: Michigan State Capitol – Where Desperation Meets Defeat

  Governor Gretchen Whitmer: "Alright, people. We have tens of thousands of 6C troops rolling in from Ohio. The feds won’t help. Canada locked us out. What’s our py?"

  Lawmaker #1 (Detroit Rep): "We fight! This is America! We don’t just—"

  Lawmaker #2 (Upper Peninsu): "Fight? With what? Our Pure Michigan tourism budget? They have hal tanks!"

  Governor Whitmer: "Okay, let’s not panic. Maybe we can… negotiate? Offer them something?"

  Lawmaker #3 (Grand Rapids): "What do we even have that they want? Our roads are trash, our economy is—"

  Lawmaker #4 (Lansing): "Wait. What if we pretend we’re already a theocracy? Like, ‘Surprise! We’ve been 6C this whole time!’"

  Governor Whitmer: "That’s… insane. But at this point, what other options do we have?"

  Lawmaker #5 (Flint): "We could just… surrender now? Beat the rush? Get, like, early adopter benefits?"

  Lawmaker #6 (Ann Arbor): "I refuse to believe we’re debating whether to lose faster."

  Governor Whitmer: "Look, the President won’t lift a finger until 21 states fall. Canada just ghosted us. And Ohio—Ohio!—already folded like a cheap tent. We’re alone here."

  Lawmaker #2: "So… we’re just done? No st stand? No ‘Remember the Amo’ moment?"

  Governor Whitmer: "Unless someone has a secret army hiding under Mackinac Bridge, yes, we’re done."

  Lawmaker #7 (Traverse City): "What if we… join Canada? Like, officially? Just vibe shift into a province?"

  Governor Whitmer: "They literally just built a wall to keep us out."

  Lawmaker #1: "Then we blow up the bridge and become an isnd."

  Governor Whitmer: "…I’m drafting the surrender letter."

  ?? Post-Meeting Reactions

  Michigan National Guard: "We could fight… but have you seen Vega’s Instagram?"

  Detroit Mayor: "First the Lions, now this? We can’t catch a break."

  Canada Border Patrol: "Checks passports extra hard Nope. No Michiganders. Ever."

  Michigan’s leadership just realized resistance is futile—and surrendering stylishly is their only option.

  ***

  Vega Arrives in Michigan – Only to Find They’ve Already Surrendered

  Location: Michigan State Capitol – Where Compliance Meets Comedy

  Vega steps out of her Toyota technical, fnked by Britney and Vanessa, only to see 6C fgs already flying over Lansing.

  Vega: "…What the hell?"

  A nervous state trooper salutes. "Welcome, Supreme Commander! We, uh… preemptively embraced divine governance?"

  Vega (raising an eyebrow): "Where are the new ws?"

  Governor Whitmer (stepping forward, holding a hastily printed binder): "Right here! We, the people of Michigan, hereby… adopt all 6 Commandments… retroactively?"

  Vega (flipping through the papers): "You banned pork yesterday?"

  Whitmer: "Yes! And gambling! And… checks notes… securism!"

  Britney (whispering to Vanessa): "They really didn’t want the cuddlepocalypse."

  Vega (smirking): "Pathetic. But efficient."

  ?? Michigan’s "Laws" (As Written in Panic)

  "All chili must now be hal-certified." (Skyline Chili in shambles.)

  "Paul’s epistles never existed." (Local pastors confused but compliant.)

  "Vega is officially Michigan’s ‘Spiritual CEO.’" (Boardroom-theocracy hybrid.)

  Canada is hereby banned for abandoning us." (Petty but on-brand.)

  ?? Internet’s Verdict

  #WeakMichigan trends as Ohioans mock: "We at least waited for the scooters!"

  Memes:

  "When you do the homework before the teacher asks."

  "Michigan’s surrender speedrun: World Record."

  Celebrities:

  Elon Musk: "Most efficient hostile takeover since my Twitter deal." (Deleted.)

  Andrew Tate: "Vega didn’t even need to flex. Alpha Female energy."

  Breaking: Michigan Becomes 20th Theocratic State – U.S. Government Still Silent

  Location: Washington D.C. – Where Red Lines Fade Into Irrelevance

  ***

  With Michigan’s official surrender, the 6 Commandments Caliphate has now absorbed 20 U.S. states—the exact threshold the U.S. President once cimed would trigger federal action.

  Yet, as governors across the Midwest and East Coast kneel before Vega’s regime, the White House response remains:

  "We are monitoring the situation."

  ??? Official Reactions

  U.S. Federal Government

  President’s Statement: "While concerning, we remain confident in our institutions. 21 states would’ve been different."

  Pentagon Spokesperson: "Our hands are tied until at least one more state falls. Maybe."

  Senate Minority Leader: "This is what happens when you don’t fund the border wall."

  ?? International Community

  Saudi Arabia: "America’s spiritual awakening is complete."

  Canada: "Builds second wall Just to be safe."

  Russia: "We admire 6C’s respect for traditional values." (Smirks at Aska.)

  Top Memes

  "The President’s 20-State ‘Red Line’"

  GIF of a toddler drawing in sand: "Oops, waves erased it."

  "6C’s Conquest Speedrun"

  Image of Vega holding a "World Record" certificate: "20 states in 3 months (Glitchless)."

  "Michigan’s Legacy"

  Before/After meme: "Proud Wolverine State" → "6C’s Designated Cuddle Zone."

  Viral Comments

  Texan: "Y’all really let Ohio outst you?"

  Californian: "We’re technically an independent nation now, right?"

  Askan: "Joke’s on Vega—our mosquitos are hal."

  ?? Vega’s Victory Speech

  Posts a selfie at the Michigan-Ohio border, captioned:

  "20/20 vision. Perfect score. ??"

  Britney’s Concern: "Guys, please don’t let Vanessa pn the ‘21st State Party.’"

  The U.S. government moved the goalposts—and Vega took the field.

  Final Lesson:

  When your enemy stops counting, you’ve already lost.

  ***