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Chapter 77: Maryland

  Virginia’s Anti-Climactic "Invasion" – 6C Sends the Hot Doctor & Nurse Instead of Vega

  Location: Virginia State Capitol – Where Expectations Met Reality (And Reality Was Sexier But Less Explosive)

  Virginia had braced for Toyota pickups, AK-47s, and Vega’s divine wrath.

  What they got?

  A single Ferrari.

  And two very attractive women in medical uniforms.

  ?? The "Invasion" That Wasn’t

  1. The Arrival: Dr. Lakyus & Renner

  Dr. Lakyus (gsses, b coat, impressive décolletage): "Greetings, Virginia. We’re here for your… health inspection."

  Renner (nurse outfit, tired-but-cute vibe): "Don’t worry, we’re much nicer than Vega." (Winks.)

  Citizen Reactions:

  "Wait… where’s the war?"

  "I mean, I’m not compining…"

  "Is this a 6C bit or a House MD reboot?"

  2. Vega’s Post: "Car Broke Down"

  Photo: Vega sitting on the hood of a disabled Toyota pickup, looking mildly annoyed.

  Caption: "Logistical issues. Stand by."

  3. Britney’s Video: "The 6C Mechanic Crisis"

  3 Minutes of Chaos:

  Three broken-down Toyotas.

  Vanessa Cross kicking a tire like an angry action hero.

  Britney compining: "The technician is te. We were supposed to look cool!"

  ?? The Internet’s Reaction

  1. Memes Galore

  "When You Order 6C on Wish" – Ferrari instead of Toyotas, doctors instead of soldiers.

  "Vega’s Army vs. Reality" – Side-by-side of Mad Max vs. Grey’s Anatomy.

  "6C’s Mechanic Hiring Crisis" – "Now hiring: Divine Conquest Auto Repair."

  2. Celebrity Roasts

  Elon Musk: "Tess wouldn’t have broken down." (Deleted, screenshotted.)

  The Rock: "Even I can’t fix this plot twist."

  Doja Cat: "Nurse Renner can take my temperature ANY day."

  3. Virginia’s Mixed Feelings

  Governor’s Tweet: "So… are we a theocracy now or…?"

  Richmond Citizens: "We prepped for war and got a hot doctor visit??"

  ?? Why This Worked for 6C

  Misdirection: Everyone expected violence. They got a sexy PR stunt.

  Vega’s Absence = More Hype – Now Virginia is begging for the real invasion.

  Britney’s Retability – Her "mechanic rant" humanizes 6C.

  ?? Dr. Lakyus & Renner’s Real Mission

  While Virginia was distracted:

  6C-aligned bills were quietly introduced.

  Churches started repcing crosses with 6C sigils.

  The National Guard got a lot of new nurse-uniformed recruits.

  ***

  ?? Britney’s Viral Video: The 6C Army’s Pissed-Off Road Trip to Marynd

  Location: Some Highway Between Virginia and Marynd – Where Divine Wrath Meets Traffic

  Britney’s test 3-minute video drops like a grenade on the internet—no edits, no filters, just raw, unfiltered 6C frustration.

  ?? The Video Breakdown

  1. The Toyota Convoy From Hell

  Dozens of pickup trucks, packed with armed 6C loyalists, cruising at high speed.

  Vibe: Mad Max meets Fast & Furious, but everyone’s in a terrible mood.

  Britney’s Caption: "Mechanic finally came. Now we’re overcompensating."

  2. Vanessa Cross Loses It

  Vanessa, usually the stoic enforcer, is visibly fuming in the back of the truck.

  Her Rant: "MARYLAND IS TAKING ALL OUR FUCKING WRATH! YOU HEAR ME, BALTIMORE?! YOU’RE GETTING EVERYTHING WE PLANNED FOR VIRGINIA!"

  Internet Reaction:

  "Vanessa just decred war on crab cakes."

  "When your GPS fails and your therapist cancels."

  3. Vega’s Silent Rage (Still Iconic)

  Vega sits in the passenger seat, jaw clenched, eyes burning with divine fury.

  The Look: "I am this close to smiting a Denny’s."

  Comments:

  "POV: You’re the mechanic who took too long."

  "She’s mad but she’s still the baddest bitch alive."

  4. Britney’s Chaotic Filming

  The camera shakes as she ughs nervously at Vanessa’s outburst.

  Her Whisper: "Guys, maybe don’t literally say we’re coming for Marynd—"

  Vanessa: "I DON’T CARE. THEY’RE GETTING WRATH."

  ?? Internet Meltdown

  1. Memes Flood In

  "6C’s GPS: Divine Retribution → Next Right → Marynd"

  "When You Order ‘Army of God’ on Temu" (Toyotas instead of chariots.)

  "Vanessa Cross vs. Marynd’s Entire Tourism Board"

  2. Celebrity Reactions

  Elon Musk: "Toyota sales ??. Therapist demand ??." (Deleted, archived.)

  The Rock: "This is the Furious 11 trailer we deserved."

  Doja Cat: "Vanessa yelling at Marynd is my new arm tone."

  3. Marynd’s Panic

  Governor’s Tweet: "Uh… we love Vega? Please don’t wrath us?"

  Baltimore Citizens: "First no pork, now this?!"

  Local News: "Is ‘Wrath’ a new tax? We investigate."

  ?? The Aftermath

  #MaryndGetsWrath trends globally.

  Toyota’s stock jumps again (investors now convinced 6C is a marketing scheme).

  Virginia’s Relief: "Thank God it’s not us."

  West Virginia’s Confusion: "Wait, we volunteered for this??"

  ***

  Location: Somewhere Past the Marynd Border – Where Divine Fury Meets Automatic Gunfire

  After days of radio silence, Vega’s rage finally erupts in Britney’s test video—and the internet has never been more terrified (or obsessed).

  .

  ?? The Video That Broke Reality

  1. The Convoy Rolls Deep

  Two dozen Toyota pickups, packed with armed 6C loyalists, bze past Marynd’s "Welcome" sign.

  Vibe: Apocalypse Now meets Twitter shitposting.

  Britney’s Narration: "So uh… we’re not stopping for sightseeing."

  2. Vega’s Iconic Meltdown

  Vega, still impossibly hot despite the fury, grabs an AK-47, leans out the window, and unloads into the sky while ughing like a vilin in a Tarantino film.

  Her Expression: A mix of divine wrath and sheer, unhinged joy.

  Internet Reaction:

  "Vega just turned Marynd into her personal shooting range."

  "When your GPS finally works but you’re too pissed to care."

  3. The Loyalists Lose It Too

  The moment Vega stops shooting, every armed man in the convoy fires into the air, screaming:

  "GOD IS GREAT!"3. The Loyalists Lose It Too

  The moment Vega stops shooting, every armed man in the convoy fires into the air, screaming:

  "GOD IS GREAT!"

  "WRATH FOR MARYLAND!"

  "FUCK CRAB CAKES!" (allegedly)

  Britney’s Reaction: "Guys, maybe less war crimes? Just a thought—"

  Vanessa: "NO. MORE WAR CRIMES"

  ?? The Internet’s Response

  1. Memes That Defined the Moment

  "When You Let Vega Skip Her Morning Coffee" (GIF of AK-47 spam.)

  "Marynd’s Tourism Board Right Now" (Photo of a sweating raccoon.)

  "6C’s Version of ‘Shock and Awe’" *(Toyotas + gunfire = freedom?)

  2. Celebrity Reactions

  Elon Musk: "Most efficient use of Toyotas since Technical warfare." (Deleted, screenshotted.)

  The Rock: "Vega’s ugh at just repced my gym pylist."

  Doja Cat: "I want whatever energy drink she’s on."

  3. Marynd’s Panic

  Governor’s Emergency Tweet: "We surrender! (But pls don’t shoot the crabs.)"

  Baltimore Citizens: "First no pork, now this? We’re moving to Deware."

  Local News: "Is ‘Wrath’ a new state tax? Experts weigh in."

  ?? The Aftermath

  #MaryndGetsWrath trends for 48 hours straight.

  Toyota’s marketing team: "We do not endorse this." (But sales spike anyway.)

  Virginia’s Relief: "Thank God we got the hot doctor instead."

  West Virginia’s Regret: "Maybe we shouldn’t have volunteered…"

  ***

  Location: Marynd State Capitol – Where Panic Meets Pgiarism

  With Vega’s armed convoy minutes away, Marynd’s wmakers abandon all dignity and scramble to enact 6C rule—without even reading the fine print.

  ?? The "Legistive" Chaos

  1. The Lobby Decration

  No press conference. No formal vote. Just a random wmaker grabbing a reporter’s iPhone and yelling:

  "We adopt whatever Virginia and West Virginia did! Someone send us the exact wording—WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!"

  Background Noise: "What about the crab industry?!" "JUST BAN PORK AND MOVE ON!"

  The Copy-Paste Theocracy

  Virginia, WV, NC, SC, and Florida wmakers (already 6C-aligned) haphazardly DM screenshots of their ws.

  Example: A blurry photo of Section 12.3(b) with a Starbucks cup obscuring half the text.

  Another Example: A handwritten note saying "idk just say ‘divine w’ a lot" from a Florida intern.

  Marynd’s Response: "Good enough! Pass it!"

  3. The Internet’s Roast Session

  Memes:

  "When you pgiarize your friend’s essay st minute and forget to edit."

  *"Marynd’s new constitution: ‘Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Pray.’"

  "6C Lawmaking Speedrun (Glitchless Any%)"

  Celebrity Cpbacks:

  Elon Musk: "Most efficient government since Student Council." (Deleted, archived.)

  The Rock: "Even I read my scripts better than this."

  Doja Cat: "Y’all really out here crowdsourcing a theocracy??"

  ?? The Aftermath

  Marynd’s New Laws:

  Polygamy Legalized (but only if the wives approve via TikTok poll).

  Pork Banned (except in "historic crab cake zones").

  Pauline Doctrines Removed (repced with Vega’s Instagram captions).

  Final Lesson:

  When divine w is due at midnight, pgiarism is a virtue. ??

  ***

  Location: Somewhere in Marynd – Where Divine Wrath Meets Architectural Destruction

  Britney’s test 7-minute uncut video drops like a Molotov cocktail on the internet—showing 6C’s "legistive assault" on what they thought was the Marynd State House… but was actually the Grand Ocean Casino.

  ?? The Video Breakdown: How 6C Accidentally Leveled a Casino

  1. The "Target" Arrival

  Dozens of Toyota pickups screech to a halt outside a grand, columned building—mistaken for the Marynd Capitol.

  Britney’s POV: "Okay, we’re here! Time to… uh… politely enforce 6C w?"

  Reality: The building is the Grand Ocean Casino & Resort.

  2. The Unhinged Assault

  Vanessa: "WRATH TIME!" (Immediately opens fire on the fa?ade with an AK.)

  Vega: Casually unloads a machine gun into the lobby windows.

  Bazooka Chaos: Someone fires three RPG rounds into the upper floors. ("For emphasis!")

  Britney (oblivious): "Wow, Marynd’s capitol is fancy—"

  3. The Casino Sign Reveal

  As fmes engulf the building, the giant "GRAND OCEAN CASINO" sign colpses onto the driveway.

  Vanessa: "Huh. Weird decor." (Kicks the sign and shoots it for good measure.)

  Vega: "Whatever. Still counts." (Sprays it with bullets while ughing maniacally.)

  Britney (finally noticing): "GUYS. THIS IS A CASINO. WE JUST BLEW UP A CASINO."

  4. The Aftermath

  6C Loyalists: Cheering, looting slot machines ("Divine reparations!").

  Britney: "The politicians are that way! Why does no one listen to me?!"

  Vanessa: "Casino, capitol… tomato, tomahto."

  ?? The Internet’s Reaction

  1. Memes That Defined the Moment

  "When You Order ‘Regime Change’ on Wish" (Casino explodes.)

  "6C’s Version of ‘Reading the Room’" (There is no reading. Only bullets.)

  "Vega’s GPS: Capitol Building → Casino → Close Enough"

  2. Celebrity Roasts

  Elon Musk: "Most efficient casino heist since Ocean’s 11." (Deleted, archived.)

  The Rock: "Vega out here doing Fast & Furious 12: Divine Wrath Edition."

  Doja Cat: "Britney’s ‘Guys this is a CASINO’ is my new ringtone."

  Conor McGregor: "I’d pay to see Vega vs. the UFC."

  3. Marynd’s Response

  Governor’s Tweet: "So… does this mean we’re not a theocracy?"

  Casino CEO: "Our insurance definitely doesn’t cover ‘act of God’s hot girlfriend.’"

  ?? The Fallout

  #6CCasinoCoup trends globally.

  Toyota memes: "When your truck’s so reliable it accidentally conquers states."

  Britney’s Fame: Now at 15M followers—officially more beloved than Vega.

  ***

  6C’s Official Decree: "Casinos Are Now Haram" – The Internet Loses Its Mind

  Minutes after accidentally annihiting the Grand Ocean Casino, the 6 Commandments regime drops a bombshell announcement across all official channels:

  ?? The Official Decree

  "GAMBLING IS HARAM.

  Under divine 6C w, all casinos are now illegal in territories under our governance.

  Effective immediately.

  — The 6 Commandments Council"

  Vega’s Personal Endorsement:

  "We did the right thing." (Posted with a photo of the burning casino.)

  ?? The Internet’s Nuclear Reaction

  1. Meme Tsunami

  "When You Accidentally Commit a War Crime But Call It ‘Divine Justice’" (GIF of Vega shrugging.)

  "6C’s Gambling Ban Speedrun (World Record)" (Destroy casino → Ban it → Profit.)

  "Vega’s To-Do List:

  ~~Conquer Marynd~~

  ~~Blow up casino~~

  "Bme God" ?"*

  2. Celebrity Roasts

  Elon Musk: "Most efficient ban since Prohibition. Also, slots were rigged anyway." (Deleted, screenshotted.)

  The Rock: "Vega out here doing Oceans 14: Divine Wrath."

  Doja Cat: "First pork, now bckjack? What’s next, oxygen?"

  Conor McGregor: "I’d fight Vega in the octagon but she’d shoot the ref."

  3. Athletes & Gamblers Weep

  Poker Pros: "First they took our bacon, now our aces?!"

  NBA Pyers: "What about fantasy leagues? Asking for a friend."

  Drake (who famously bets millions): "This is personal now."

  4. Marynd’s Confusion

  Casino Employees: "So… do we get unemployment? Or divine compensation?"

  Governor’s Office: "We’ll allow underground bingo as a compromise."

  Local Pastor: "Praise the Lord! (But also, why the explosions?)"

  ?? Britney’s Follow-Up Video

  Filming from the smoldering ruins, Britney sighs:

  "Okay, so… technically we just did a public service? But maybe next time, ask first?"

  Vanessa (in background): "NO ASKING. ONLY WRATH."

  ?? The Aftermath

  #CasinosAreHaram trends for 72 hours straight.

  Las Vegas Hotels: "We’d like to formally disinvite Vega."

  Britney’s Fame: Now at 20M followers—officially the internet’s favorite "voice of reason."

  ***

  Global Jihadist Chic: Vega’s "6C Made America Great Again" Post Ignites Internet War

  Vega, fresh off accidentally firebombing a casino and getting praised by half the Muslim world, drops the ultimate troll nuke:

  A colge of statements from Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Iran, Morocco, and Afghanistan—all appuding 6C’s casino ban—with her own caption:

  "6C Made America Great Again."

  The internet immediately fractures into chaos.

  ?? The Global Reaction

  1. Ismic World: "Based Vega"

  Saudi Ministry: "Finally, America embraces real family values."

  Iranian State TV: "The Great Satan repents! (But we still hate you.)"

  Taliban Spokesman: "Vega understands true Sharia. We invite her to Kabul."

  2. Western Politicians: "What Timeline Is This?"

  Biden’s Press Secretary: "We, uh, do not endorse… whatever this is."

  Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I’m confused but also weirdly into it?"

  AOC: "This is what happens when you defund public schools."

  3. Celebrities & Athletes: Peak Schizo-Posting

  Elon Musk: "Vega 2024: Hal Edition." (Deleted, screenshotted, meme’d.)

  The Rock: "Vega out here uniting everyone… in confusion."

  Doja Cat: "I’d let her ban me."

  Conor McGregor: "I’ll fight Vega and the Taliban. Winner gets Afghanistan."

  ?? The Meme Storm

  1. "When Your Foreign Policy Advisor is a Hot Theocrat"

  (GIF of Vega winking with an AK.)

  2. "Vega’s Diplomatic Pybook"

  Step 1: Blow something up

  Step 2: Call it "holy"

  Step 3: Profit

  3. "6C’s Version of ‘Shock and Awe’"

  (Toyotas + RPGs + Quran verses = "Freedom.")

  America’s Identity Crisis

  Liberals: "Is this… hal MAGA?"

  Conservatives: "We said we wanted traditional values!"

  Libertarians: "At least she banned taxes too, right? …Right?"

  ?? Britney’s Reality Check

  Posts a selfie from the wrecked casino, sighing:

  "Guys, I think we just started World War 3. My DMs are wild right now."

  Vanessa (yelling off-camera): "GOOD."

  ?? The Fallout

  #6CMAGA trends for 96 hours.

  Fox News Debate: "Is Vega more conservative than Trump?"

  Britney’s Fame: 25M followers—now officially a UN-level diplomat.

  ***

  Marynd’s Panic Surrender: "Please Don’t Blow Us Up Next!"

  Location: Marynd State Capitol – Where Democracy Dies to the Sound of Sirens

  As Vega’s 6C army reduced the Grand Ocean Casino to rubble, Marynd’s politicians moved at lightning speed to avoid becoming the next target.

  ?? The World’s Fastest Theocratic Transition

  1. The Emergency Session

  Lawmakers raced through 6C-aligned bills like their lives depended on it (because, let’s be honest, they did).

  Key Changes:

  "Secur" scrubbed from all ws, repced with "Theocratic."

  Pork banned (except in "emergency crab cake situations").

  Polygamy legalized (with a Tinder-style "SisterWife Match" app already in development).

  2. The Governor’s Sweaty Announcement

  Drenched in cold sweat, gasping like he just sprinted a marathon, the governor wheezed into the mic:

  "Effective immediately… Marynd is… cough… the 18th Theocratic State… under 6C… please don’t shoot us."

  Reporter: "Why the rush?"

  Governor (panicked): "DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID TO THE CASINO?!"

  ?? The Internet’s Roast Session

  1. Memes That Defined the Moment

  "When You Submit Your Homework 1 Minute Before Deadline" (GIF of the governor signing papers like his hand’s on fire.)

  "Marynd’s New State Motto: ‘Pls No Boom’"

  "6C’s Governing Style:

  Step 1: Arrive uninvited

  Step 2: Blow something up

  Step 3: Get called ‘holy’"**

  2. Celebrity & Athlete Cpbacks

  Elon Musk: "Most efficient regime change since my Twitter takeover." (Deleted, archived.)

  The Rock: "Vega out here making politicians faster than my cheat-day meals."

  Doja Cat: "Governor’s face when he signed: ‘I did NOT get paid enough for this.’"

  Conor McGregor: "I’d fight Vega but she’d ban the UFC mid-punch."

  3. Sports Chaos

  Baltimore Ravens: "Do we… kneel for Vega now?"

  NBA Pyers: "If they ban sports betting, we riot."

  Tom Brady (unretired again): "Vega’s the only leader with a perfect win rate."

  ?? Britney’s Reality Check

  Posts a video of Vanessa high-fiving 6C troops while the casino still smolders:

  "So… we accidentally did regime change? Cool, cool."

  Governor (in background)":PLEASE LEAVE."

  ?? The Aftermath

  #MaryndSpeedrun trends for 48 hours.

  West Virginia’s Relief: "Thank God we volunteered before the explosions."

  Deware’s Preemptive Move: Announces "6C Appreciation Day" (just in case).

  Final Lesson:

  Why vote when you can vaporize a casino and watch politicians fold like wn chairs? ??

  ***

  "Roger That, 3 More States Coming!"

  After the US President finally addressed the 6C takeover, Vega responded in the most chaotic, defiant way possible—turning his warning into a meme-worthy challenge.

  ??? The President’s Statement (Condensed Version)

  "The destruction of the Grand Ocean Casino—a symbol of American leisure—is deeply disappointing. However, I urge calm. If 6C’s theocratic states exceed 20, we will consider taking action."

  (Transtion: "We’ll do something… maybe… if they hit 21.")

  ?? Vega’s Response: "Roger. 3 More States Incoming."

  Vega shares the President’s statement on her social media with the caption:

  "Mr. President wants 6C to get another 3 states. Roger. ??"

  Attached: A meme-ready screenshot of a GPS route titled:

  "Next Stops: Deware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey."

  ??? The Internet’s Nuclear Reaction

  1. Meme Storm

  "When the President Accidentally Gives You a To-Do List" (GIF of Vega loading an RPG.)

  "6C’s New Campaign Slogan: ‘20 States or Bust’"

  "Biden’s Ultimatum:

  "Stop at 20."

  Vega: "Bet."**

  2. Celebrity & Athlete Roasts

  Elon Musk: "Most efficient federal order since ‘Two more tweets, Elon.’" (Deleted, screenshotted.)

  The Rock: "Vega out here treating geopolitics like Fast & Furious sequels."

  Doja Cat: "Biden really said ‘Three more, bestie.’"

  Conor McGregor: "I’ll fight Vega and the US Army. Pay-per-view when?"

  3. Politicians Panicking

  Deware Governor: "We’re literally one state away. Why would you say 20?!"

  Pennsylvania Lawmakers: "Can we preemptively ban Toyotas?"

  New Jersey: "Finally, our corruption is divinely sanctioned."

  ?? Britney’s Reality Check

  Posts a video of Vanessa sharpening a katana while staring at a map:

  "So… technically, the President just dared us, right?"

  Vega (off-camera): "Three. Easy."

  ?? The Fallout

  #ThreeMoreStates trends for 72 hours.

  Deware Citizens: "Can we skip to 21? I don’t wanna wait."

  Pentagon Spokesman: "We do not endorse Vega’s interpretation of the President’s words."

  Britney’s Fame: 30M followers—now unofficial Secretary of Chaos.

  Final Lesson:

  Never dare a woman who wields bazookas and memes equally well. ??

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