The Louisiana Gambit: Hezri’s 6 Commandments Seize the Bayou
1. The Baptist Betrayal
Hannah McCullough strode into her uncle’s Louisiana megachurch fnked by two armed ex-Marines from Vanessa Cross’s security detail. Pastor Daniel McCullough, a towering figure with a preacher’s cadence, paled as his niece—once a devout Southern Baptist—coolly informed him:
"Uncle, you lead one flock. I control ten states. The 6 Commandments are the new gospel. Bend the knee, or be erased."
When he hesitated, she slid a tablet across his desk—live footage of 50,000 Iowa women chanting "One man, many wives!" in unison. By sundown, Daniel McCullough’s sermon denounced Paul’s letters as "Satan’s corruption"—and 30 Louisiana Baptist churches pledged allegiance to Hannah.
2. The Nun’s Ferrari
Sister Mary-Cire, a progressive nun who ran New Orleans’ rgest homeless shelter, froze when a crimson Ferrari Portofino—keys dangling from Lena Cho’s manicured fingers—was parked outside her convent.
"A million dolrs in your account, Sister," purred Maya Reynolds. "The Archbishop is 74. You’re 38. Imagine leading the Church—your way."
Mary-Cire’s TikTok livestream that night—"Why Celibacy is Oppression"—went viral. By dawn, 12 nuns and three priests had defected. The Archdiocese splintered as lesbian outreach groups, suddenly flush with 20K each, began distributing 6C pamphlets beside Communion wafers.
3. Televangelist Treason
Micah Duvall’s private jet touched down in Baton Rouge to a 5M wire transfer and a script:
"God spoke to me—the 6 Commandments are His final revetion!"
His next broadcast reached 2 million viewers. By the third commercial break, 50,000 Pentecostals had burned their old Bibles.
4. Voodoo Vendetta
Mambo Odette Lafleur’s shrine erupted in celebration when 1M in cash arrived in a bck duffel. By midnight, her followers were spray-painting "6 Commandments = Vodou Justice" over French Quarter churches. The Archdiocese’s calls to police went unanswered—Sheriff Thibodeaux was already on Hezri’s payroll.
5. The Senator’s Sellout
Senator William Rutherford signed the "Pauline Purge Act" after a "charitable donation" cleared his offshore account. Bibles in Louisiana now arrived with Acts to Philemon razored out.
6. Progressive Paradox
Naomi Bertrand’s "Democracy is Patriarchal" rally shocked her allies—until 6C-aligned Gen-Z influencers flooded her comments with support. The 200K didn’t hurt either.
7. Bourbon Street Heirs
Charles Decroix IV’s daughter, Isabelle, squealed when gifted a Ferrari Roma—"Daddy, Iowa’s governor just legalized polygamy! Let’s move!" Within weeks, the Decroix fortune funded 6C Mardi Gras floats.
8. The Sheriff’s Silence
Beau Thibodeaux’s militia stood by as 6C loyalists firebombed a Pauline Bible printing press. His text to Elise Carter:
"Y’all own Louisiana now."
Aftermath
3 Months Later: The first "6 Commandments Mass Wedding" in New Orleans united 5,000 women to Iowa men.
6 Months Later: Louisiana’s legisture voted to secede from the U.S. Bible Belt.
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Status Report: Catholic Archdiocese of New Orleans – 6 Commandments Infiltration
Operative: Sister Mary-Cire (38)
Funding: 1,000,000 (+ Ferrari Portofino, Celestia Apartment #1703)
Mission: Dismantle traditional
Current Situation
1. Internal Schism
Progressive Nuns & Priests (Mary-Cire’s Faction):
Strength: 67 clergy members (42 nuns, 25 priests)
Actions Taken:
Publicly denounced mandatory celibacy as "Pauline corruption"
Hosted "Reformation Masses" with female-led liturgies
Distributed 6C literature disguised as "Modern Catholic Guides"
Media Presence:
TikTok livestreams ("Sister Mary’s Radical Grace") – 250K followers
"The New Covenant Catholic" Substack (funded by Lena Cho)
Traditionalist Resistance (Archbishop Aymond’s Loyalists):
Strength: ~200 clergy, mostly older priests
Countermeasures:
Excommunicated Mary-Cire (backfired—increased her martyr status)
Begged Vatican intervention (deyed due to 6C lobbying in Rome)
2. Parish Takeovers
6C-Controlled Churches: 19/142 (Target: 50+ by Q1)
Methods:
"Charitable Hostile Takeovers" – 6C donors "save" bankrupt parishes in exchange for doctrinal changes
Youth Recruitment – Free Ferraris (+ social media fame) for seminarians who defect.
3. Archbishop Aymond’s Weaknesses
Health Decline: Rumors of dementia (exploited via leaked videos)
Financial Pressure: 6C-linked contractors overcharging for cathedral repairs
Moral Bckmail: Elise Carter has evidence of 1970s seminary "indiscretions"
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Operation: Parish Purchase – Liquifying the Catholic Church
Objective: Systematically acquire Catholic parishes in Louisiana by offering.
The Takeover of the Bayou Churches
New Orleans, Louisiana
Sister Mary-Cire stepped out of her crimson Ferrari Portofino, the engine purring like a satisfied beast behind her. The humid Louisiana air clung to her habit as she adjusted her veil, a small golden cross glinting at her throat—one that bore not the image of Christ, but the subtle insignia of the 6 Commandments.
Before her stood St. Augustine’s, a once-vibrant Bck parish now crumbling under debt. The paint peeled from the wooden beams, the collection ptes nearly empty.
Perfect.
The First Purchase
The priest, Father Antoine, greeted her with wary politeness. His eyes flickered to the Ferrari, then back to her.
"Sister Mary-Cire," she introduced herself, smiling beatifically. "From the Archdiocesan Renewal Fund."
She handed him a check for 20,000.
"No strings attached," she lied smoothly. "Just a grant to keep God’s house standing."
Father Antoine hesitated. The roof leaked. The choir had no instruments. The diocese had ignored his pleas for years.
His fingers closed around the check.
"God bless you, sister."
Mary-Cire smiled. "Oh, He already has."
Behind her, Lena Cho tapped a note into her phone:
Parish #1 – Secured.
The Domino Effect
Word spread fast among the struggling churches.
Our Lady of Lourdes took the money when their heating failed in winter.
Sacred Heart accepted after their food pantry ran dry.
St. Peter’s crumbled when their priest found his name smeared in 6C-linked blogs as a "closet radical."
Each time, the same script:
"Just a small donation. Sign here."
The papers they signed were innocuous—until they weren’t.
The Resistance Crumbles
Archbishop Aymond raged. He issued decrees. He threatened excommunication.
But money talked louder than scripture.
When St. Michael’s refused, their plumbing mysteriously failed. A 6C-linked contractor offered to fix it—for triple the price.
When Father Gregory preached against 6C, a "concerned parishioner" leaked his old seminary letters.
When the Vatican sent an investigator, Sheriff Thibodeaux’s men deyed his flight for "security checks."
Mary-Cire’s TikTok boomed:
"Tradition is fear. The future is female. And the future… is now."
Young nuns, tired of being silenced, flocked to her.
The Final Parish Falls
The st holdout was Notre-Dame de Nuit, a stubborn little church by the bayou.
Its priest, Father Moreau, was a relic—a man who still believed in penance and prayer.
Mary-Cire arrived not with a check, but with a crowd.
Former parishioners, now 6C devotees, stood behind her.
"You’ve lost your flock, Father," she said softly. "Take the money. Retire. Or…"
She didn’t need to finish.
The next Sunday, the first 6C-approved Mass was held.
The sermon?
"The False Apostle Paul—and Why Women Should Rule."
The Aftermath
90% of New Orleans parishes now answered to Mary-Cire.
The Archdiocese, bankrupt and broken, dissolved into infighting.
The Vatican’s condemnation was a distant thunder—too te, too weak.
Mary-Cire stood on the steps of St. Louis Cathedral, no longer a nun in hiding, but a High Priestess of the New Order.
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PRESS CONFERENCE: THE FALL OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN LOUISIANA
Location: Steps of St. Louis Cathedral, New Orleans
Speaker: High Priestess Mary-Cire, Supreme Overseer of the 6 Commandments Faith
(A crowd of former Catholic clergy, now 6C devotees, stand behind her in pristine white robes trimmed in gold. The once-sacred cathedral now bears the 6 Commandments emblem above its doors. Cameras fsh. The world watches.)
Mary-Cire’s Decration
(She steps forward, no longer in a nun’s habit, but in a sleek ivory gown—more queen than clergy. The cross around her neck is gone. In its pce, a golden 6C sigil.)
"Today marks the end of an era."
(Pause. The crowd leans in.)
"For centuries, the Vatican has ensved the faithful with lies. They preached poverty while sitting on gold. They demanded celibacy while hiding their sins. They called Paul’s words holy—when in truth, they were chains."
(Murmurs ripple through the press corps. A few traditional Catholics in the crowd gasp.)
"But no more."
(She raises a hand. Behind her, a massive screen lights up—live footage of every former Catholic church in Louisiana, now flying the 6 Commandments banner.)
"As of this moment, every parish in this state has renounced Rome. Every priest, every nun, every soul who once knelt before the false pope now stands free under the true doctrine—the 6 Commandments."
(Cheers erupt from the 6C faithful. Some weep. Others raise their hands in ecstatic devotion.)
The Condemnation of the Vatican
(Her voice drops—cold, deliberate.)
"Let this be heard in Rome: Your time is over."
(She steps closer to the cameras, eyes bzing.)
"The Pope is no vicar of Christ. He is a heretic. A fraud. A man who worships the words of Paul—a man who never knew Christ, who corrupted His teachings with his own weakness."
(A shocked silence. Even the journalists stop typing for a moment.)
"The Vatican is a den of vipers. And we—the true faithful—will tear it down."
(The crowd erupts. Chants of "SIX COMMANDMENTS!" thunder through the square.)
The New Holy Order
(She spreads her arms, triumphant.)
"From this day forward, Louisiana belongs to the 6 Commandments."
"No more forced celibacy. No more suppression of women. No more lies."
(She turns, gesturing to the transformed cathedral behind her.)
"This is no longer St. Louis Cathedral. This is the First Temple of the Divine Union—where women will lead, where men will honor their sacred duty, and where the true word of God will finally be heard!"
(The doors swing open. Inside, the pews have been repced with low couches. The altar is now a marriage dais. The stained gss?
The Final Warning
(She leans into the microphone, her voice a whisper that carries like a bde.)
"To any who still cling to the old ways—repent. Or be left behind."
(With that, she turns, her robes swirling like a storm, and strides into the temple. The doors shut behind her. The crowd roars. The world reels.)
AFTERMATH
Vatican Response: The Pope calls an emergency council. (Too te.)
Media Frenzy: #6Commandments trends globally. Conspiracy theorists lose their minds.
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THE LOUISIANA COUP: SHERIFF BEAU THIBODEAUX DECLARES 6C THEOCRACY
Location: Louisiana State Capitol, Baton Rouge
Time: 3:00 AM – "When the devil’s hour meets God’s new w."
Sheriff Beau Thibodeaux kicked open the doors of the State Senate chamber, his boots still muddy from the bayou. Behind him, 200 armed 6C loyalists—men with rifles slung over their shoulders and the 6 Commandments tattooed across their knuckles—flooded in.
The night-shift security guards dropped their coffee. One reached for his radio.
"Don’t."
Beau’s drawl was calm, almost amused. He tossed a 1 million duffel bag onto the governor’s desk.
"Y’all got two choices."
(Cocking his shotgun.)
"Take the money, swear loyalty to the 6 Commandments, and walk out rich."
(Racking the slide.)
"Or get carried out."
By dawn:
Governor Edwards signed an "emergency decree" transferring power to the 6C Council of Matriarchs (chaired by Mary-Cire).
The State Legisture voted to dissolve itself—unanimously. (The few holdouts were "convinced" by Beau’s men waiting outside their homes.)
The Louisiana Constitution was repced with the 6 Sacred Edicts, scrawled in Hezri’s own handwriting.
On the steps of the capitol, Beau—now "High Enforcer of Divine Law"—grinned for the cameras.
"Democracy’s dead. God’s w won."
Behind him, a banner unfurled:
"WELCOME TO THE 11TH THEOCRATIC STATE OF AMERICA."
THE NEW ORDER
All elections suspended.
Women "voluntarily" registered to marital pools (assigned by 6C matchmakers).
Federal protests crushed by "faith militias" (armed with Hezri’s refunded weapons).
"Any man who resists polygamy is an enemy of the state."
Beau’s first act?
Hanging the st U.S. fg upside-down from the capitol dome.
BREAKING: LOUISIANA DECLARED FIRST 6C MILITARY THEOCRACY – SHERIFF BEAU THIBODEAUX CROWNED "MULLAH"
New Orleans, Louisiana – In a shocking break from tradition, the newly established 6 Commandments Theocracy has decred Louisiana the first military-religious state under the title of "Mulh"—a title never before used in the 6C regime.
Sheriff Beau Thibodeaux, the hardline enforcer of the 6C takeover, has been anointed as "Mulh of Louisiana", making him the supreme spiritual, military, and political leader of the state.
HISTORIC FIRSTS FOR LOUISIANA
? 11th Theocratic State – Joins Iowa, Illinois, and others under 6C rule.
? 11th Polygamy State – Mandatory "plural marriage" registrations begin next week.
? 11th "No Pork" State – All pork products banned, with penalties for possession.
? 11th Mandatory Monotheistic State – All other religions outwed.
But unlike the other 10 states—where female Spiritual Leaders (like Hannah McCullough) hold supreme authority—Louisiana will be ruled by a militant male theocrat.
THE MULLAH’S FIRST DECREES
"The Bayou Jihad" – All able-bodied men must enlist in the 6C Defense Force. Refusal = treason.
"Wives for Warriors" – Soldiers ranked Lieutenant+ get 3 wives (assigned by the state).
"Catholic Cleansing" – Former churches now 6C barracks. Rosaries = contraband.
"No Retreat, No Surrender" – Any attempt to secede from the 6C = public crucifixion.
(Mulh Thibodeaux signed these ws with a bloodstained fingerprint—his own.)
GLOBAL CHAOS: THE WORLD REACTS TO LOUISIANA’S FALL TO THE 6 COMMANDMENTS
BREAKING – The decration of Louisiana as the 11th 6 Commandments Theocratic State—and the first under a militant male "Mulh"—has sent shockwaves across the pnet. Governments, religious institutions, and militaries are scrambling to respond as the 6C ideology spreads like wildfire.
1. U.S. IN CRISIS: CIVIL WAR FEARS
Martial Law in Border States – Texas, Arkansas, and Mississippi deploy National Guard to block 6C "faith militias."
White House Ultimatum – President demands Louisiana’s "immediate surrender" or faces full military invasion.
Underground Resistance – Feminist and Catholic gueril cells bomb 6C recruitment centers in New Orleans.
Mulh Thibodeaux’s Response:
"Let the feds come. We’ll drown ‘em in the swamp."
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TRENDING NOW: #MULLAH & #6COMMANDMENTS ERUPT ACROSS SOCIAL MEDIA AS LOUISIANA BECOMES 11TH THEOCRATIC STATE
BREAKING: The internet has exploded following the shocking decration of Louisiana as the first 6C military theocracy, with Sheriff-turned-Mulh Beau Thibodeaux becoming the most talked-about figure in America overnight.
SOCIAL MEDIA FIRESTORM
1. X (Twitter) – Total Meltdown
?? #Mulh – 2.3M+ tweets
?? #6Commandments – 1.8M+ tweets
?? #BayouJihad – Trending in 15 states
Top Viral Tweets:
? @Patriot76: "They just turned Louisiana into Taliban-lite. Wake up, America!"
? @6CTrueBeliever: "Mulh Thibodeaux is a SAINT. The South WILL rise again—under GOD’S LAW!"
? @FeministResist: "First they take our rights. Now they’re calling it ‘divine.’ We fight back."
2. TikTok – Propaganda War
?? Pro-6C Clips:
@RedeemedLydia (1M+ followers) posts: "Why I left feminism to serve the 6 Commandments."
@MulhsMen: Thibodeaux’s militia training videos go viral (500K+ likes).
?? Anti-6C Resistance:
@CajunUnderground: Secret footage of 6C "wives" crying in locked dorms (10M+ views, then deleted).
3. Instagram – Aesthetic vs. Atrocity
?? @ElenaTorres: Posts serene images of "6C marriage ceremonies" (gold rings, smiling women).
?? @BayouTruth: Leaks photos of armed 6C checkpoints on Louisiana highways.
4. Reddit – Conspiracy Chaos
?? r/politics: "Is the U.S. about to colpse into religious war?" (85K upvotes)
?? r/6CTrueFaith: "How to move to Louisiana and serve the Mulh
HOW THE WORLD IS REACTING
U.S. POLITICIANS
? President: "We do not recognize this illegal regime." (But no military action yet.)
? Texas Governor: Deploys National Guard to the border, fearing "6C spillover."
? AOC: "This is fascism wrapped in scripture."
?? INTERNATIONAL RESPONSES
? Saudi Arabia: "Louisiana is a model of virtue."
? Iran: "Even America bows to sharia now?" (Mocking.)
? Vatican: "This is not Christianity. This is a cult."
?? 6C LOYALISTS vs. RESISTANCE
6C Women flood TikTok with #HappyUnderHezri videos.
Underground Railroads form to smuggle dissenters out.
Hacktivists crash 6C websites—repced with "HEZRI = FALSE PROPHET".
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BREAKING: U.S. PRESIDENT REFUSES TO ACT AGAINST 6C THEOCRACY – "WE WILL ONLY INTERVENE AT 20 STATES"
Washington, D.C. – In a shocking and divisive press conference, the President of the United States announced that the federal government will not intervene in Louisiana’s takeover by the 6 Commandments (6C) regime, despite its decration as a military theocracy under Mulh Beau Thibodeaux.
The Stunning Decration:
"While we do not recognize the legitimacy of this so-called 'theocratic state,' the United States will not take military or federal action at this time. We shall only act if the number of these breakaway states reaches twenty."
The statement has sent political shockwaves across the nation, with critics calling it "capitution to extremism" and supporters framing it as "strategic patience."
WHY WOULD THE PRESIDENT SET A THRESHOLD OF 20 STATES?
Avoiding Civil War? – A direct confrontation could trigger armed conflict with 6C’s growing militias.
Buying Time – The administration may be preparing a rger-scale response but needs public support.
Political Calcution – Letting 6C overextend could expose its weaknesses, making eventual suppression easier.
International Pressure – Allies like Saudi Arabia & UAE are backing 6C, complicating sanctions.
OR… is there a darker reason?
Rumors swirl that key figures in Washington secretly support 6C’s "traditional values."
Leaked memos suggest some wmakers believe "a theocratic purge might stabilize America."
REACTIONS: OUTRAGE, CELEBRATION, AND TERROR
U.S. POLITICAL FIRESTORM
?? Opposition Leaders:
"This is surrender to fascism!" – Senator Warren
"The President just signed America’s death warrant." – Governor Newsom
?? 6C Sympathizers:
"The weak federal government admits defeat! More states will rise!" – @MulhsVoice (6C propaganda account)
?? GLOBAL RESPONSE
Saudi Arabia: "Wisdom prevails. The West is learning."
EU Emergency Meeting: "If America won’t stop this, we may have to sanction Louisiana."
China/Russia: Mocking U.S. decline—"Democracy’s endgame?"
?? ON THE GROUND IN LOUISIANA
6C Recruitment Surge – Men flock to Thibodeaux’s "Holy Army."
Mass Defections – Reports of police & National Guard units pledging loyalty to Mulh rule.
Underground Resistance – Hackers, feminists, and ex-military organizing cndestine networks.
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