Noel had to make sure he wasn't hallucinating things. He tensely stares at the new arrival after screaming at the top of his lungs, staring at that number, staring at what level the guy is at now. He blinks several times as the number is right in front of his eyes. He sees it, he sees the stats menu tell him... "Level 5".
Through some magic, he just... he just slapped some extra levels onto this guy's page and propelled him forward in his progress as a joke. The tutorial typically should just let him be Level 2, but Noel just made him 5, and that's... that's insane.
"Uhm. Okay. So. Uh. There you go. You have the basics under your belt now. You're a Level 5 player, now, after all," Noel tells the guy. "Make sure you, uhm, go to bed somewhere and you can... work on these stats, and stuff. So, uhm. Welcome to Niwaki, now get on to the village and someone else will teach you stuff! Yeah!"
A long silence is shared between the two after this unbelievable thing happens. The pink-eyed player is sent on his way, now starting to walk off to the village. Noel has no idea if this player said anything, and he especially has no idea what emotions are running through that guy's head.
Of course, whatever that guy's head is feeling cannot compare to what Noel's is going through.
"[Noel]... w... what in the world was that?!"
Noel's eyes widen as he looks back to the tent, seeing the Guide Jelly floating out from its flaps. "Y... You're alive!" he calls out, running quickly over and grabbing the Guide Jelly by its face. "You're alive!"
"I... I am, yes," the Guide Jelly answers, before looking at the back of the player Noel just sent off. Its eyes are wide in disbelief at what Noel just did, confused about how Noel just did that. "Back to the point. [Noel], you... you're... I can't believe it. You— you somehow... how did you trigger a [Level Up]?!"
Noel actively shrugs. "I don't know...?! I just... I just made some joke, trying to improvise it, and it just... it just happened! The guy just leveled up 4 times!"
This doesn't make sense to the Guide Jelly.
"A... And the [Player] is just let through?!" the Guide Jelly exclaims. "It can go to the village without proper resource collection?!"
Noel is just nodding in sheer disbelief, his hands fidgeting and shaking at this information as none of it made sense to him right now. Everything about this confuses him immensely. He just... he really did just spontaneously slap four whole levels onto the guy, huh?
One heck of a realization to have, the morning after the most intense self-esteem crisis. For some inexplicable reason, he can just slap levels onto people?! It's astounding, it's... it's amazing.
Noel just takes a moment to stare out at the setting before him, to stare at everything before his very eyes.
All the glory of the bright, blue skies. Each and every one of the fluffy, white clouds. Every patch, clump and blade of the lush, green grass. The pure colors of nature. Far in the distance, a cozy and homely village with wooden brown walls, sturdy red roofs, and stone grey chimneys. The colors of civilization.
Beneath one's feet, a sandy beige path. A winding, curving path splits through the grasslands to guide travelers to this village. Noel finally can appreciate it, appreciate that all the sights around him are beautiful, glorious, and filled with untold adventures to be had.
In Noel's heart, he knows that... this power is overwhelmingly great, that it's probably the best thing that could ever have happened to him! If he's able to adjust levels, he can probably adjust stats! If he can adjust stats, then Noel is capable of making himself, like... nine hundred ninety nine billion, nine hundred ninety nine million, nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine points strong in his strength. He can max out all his stats and become super duper strong without any of the work.
Niwaki feels so beautiful, now that he feels like he has overwhelming power. The power is overwhelming. He feels it all chopping away at his body, pumping him full of pure power fantasy. He's so amazing, he's so great, he's so freaking AMAZINGGGGGGG.
His blood feels like there's so much cake in his blood. He's eaten so many cake that he's pumped full of sugar and he's like super duper hyper squirrel mode right now.
Noel has to put this to the test, he needs to confirm that he is effectively a GOD now. So he holds his hands to his face, and takes a deep breath, going... "Alright! Guide Jelly, I am about to ascend!"
"W... What are you doing?!" Guide Jelly exclaims. "Don't! You cannot handle the [Sauce], [Noel Nakamura]! You cannot handle the power of the [Sauce], [Noel Nakamura]!"
Noel squishes his own cheeks and his body begins to glow. "I CAN HANDLE THE SAUCE, GUIDE JELLY! YOU CANNOT H ANDL E IT BUT I CAN, I AM THE TITLE CARD!"
"What? [Title Card]? what are you going on about?!!?!" Guide Jelly screams at the top of its lungs. "You're NOT MAKING ANY SENSE, [NOEL NAKAMURA]!"
Noel doesn't care anymore as power flows through his veins, as the magic 4 level ups has gone to his head. "I DON'T HAVE TO ANYMO RE!" Noel screams loudly, screeching as he feels time accelerate beyond his own perception. "I AM THE STRONG! I AM INFIN!"
Suddenly, the colors around Noel begin to warp and distort into garbled eye grafitti as the world is gripped tightly by a giant 5,249,241,512,612,612,712,377,345,124,613 kilometer long hand. Noel has gone mentally insane with his super omega hyper drive God power and begins shaking all of Niwaki like a snow globe. This is his world now, he controls the world and all its snow globe glory.
Nyoooom m mm m m m m mm m m mm m m m there goes the fire truck Noel throws the planet into a random fire truck the fire truck is now on fire quick we must obtain fruit punc
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The Guide Jelly gasps and holds its photorealistic human hands against its cheeks, screaming in terror as an angelic choir of one million opera singers scream in unison. There is now fire truck in the planet fffffffffff
Noel spreads his arms out and proceeds to t-pose as a million hands and fingers begin to type on the Niwaki brand keyboard only costs about six dollars and seven dollars and eight dollars and nine dollars and ten dollars and so on and so forth, so much money for your own personal Niwaki keyboard
Noel brain leaks with pure knowledge as he increases his intelli gence to 999,999,999,999,999,999 stat points out of nowhere. He is the super smart now. He do smae thing with widsom and spikes his mental brain like crazy he is not the crazy he is the rat and rat make him crazy gowojffojaowfjaoifj awjfo ainwf oaniwfo iasnfo absf oawifb oasif anfow iansofk nalfw bwaoif balsf nklasfn laskfn alsfb aliwfb laifb lsaifn alksfn lakfn lkasnf laksnf lasknf las
The pure madness going on in this chapter is driving Noel, Guide Jelly, and the reader insane. There's a solid chance not a single soul is reading this chapter in particular right now but if you are and you've read this far then drop a COMMENT IN THE LIKE SECTION FOR MORE TUTORIAL LEVLE YEEHAW
"This isn't EVEN A [STORY CHAPTER] ANYMORE THERE'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS [NOEL NAKAMURA]" the Guide Jelly screams. "WHAT THE (BLEEP) ARE YOU DOING"
"WE NEED TO GET 1.4k WORDS INTO THIS STORY IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES I DON'T CAREEEE" Noel screams as he claps his hands together and spontaneously throws Niwaki in a direction.
Dreams tend to have meaning behind them. There are a lot of things that can be said about dreams.
Explain this casual
The planet flies out of the Niwaki Solar System and enters some sort of portal. Noel made a portal out of space and has hurled the entire planet into space portal. In the next moment, the planet manages to enter a completely new solar system entirely: our solar system.
Conveniently, at the time Noel threw the planet, every single planet is lined up and in direct collision course with all of them. So Niwaki zooms straight through space and promptly begins trampling and rolling over all the planets.
Pluto is first because Noel wants Pluto to be a planet so he can roll over Pluto. Pluto lets out a cry of fear and terror as its planet mouth screams in horror, seeing a massive 5 inch radius planet pass through its spherical shape and explode the planet out into a billion chunks.
Next is Uranus, the next planet on the chopping block. Niwaki is in direct collision course with it and it begs for mercy, crying out for the planet to not destroy it, to let it live. However, Noel is a cruel God and does not listen to Uranus's cries, so Niwaki punctures through Uranus and turns it into a roasted chicken glazed with space dust.
Saturn is next but if you read an earlier chapter Saturn no longer has a ring so it is actually Jupier 2 I mean Jupier 2 why do I keep missing the t key it's Jupiter 2. Jupiter 2 screams out in absolute terror but because the author took so long to type its name correct Niwaki has expanded out and consumed all of Saturn I mean Juipier 2 I mean Jupter Jupiter 2.
The actual Jupiter lets out a war cry and warns the other planets of impending doom. Noel is an absolute menace that must be stopped at all cost. Noel Nakamura is a horrible, terrible, absolutely monstrous devil of a deity and the survivors of this cataclysm muts band together to take him out. Jupiter mourns the lost of its brethren, Jupiter 2 and...
... wait, Neptune survived?
Niwaki stops in place right before it passes into Jupiter, and immediately telpeports back to where Neptune is. Neptune surivved because Noel does not know his planets but thank to Jupiter Neptune is dead now. The remains of Niwaki promptly absorbs all of Neptune into its body and slurps it up like it's a bowl of tomato soup.
Neptune is now tomato soup.
Neptune is delicious.
With Neptune tomato-soupified and eaten by the planet, Niwaki is back on course to run over Jupiter with its 1977 Car Brand Name Here. The car loudly roars and rumbles as it crushes Jupiter 1 with its big 50 kilometer tire.
Jupiter cries out in agony and hopes its message reaches the rest of the solar system remaining, crying out for mercy as there are about 700 words left in this stupid chapter.
Mars, fortunately, is super cool and promptly carries out its plan as it uses its telepathic powers to throw the Sun at Niwaki. Mars hopes that Earth can survive this as the Sun is their only hope, as the Sun goes around Mars and swings about. If Mars has calculated this correctly, the Sun will collide with Niwaki and burn it up to a crisp, making it the dead and stopping Noel's rain of terror.
Niwaki is powerful though and promptly begins fist fighting the Sun.
"Ding, Round 1!" screams Noel 2, the unofficial boxing ring announcer of Sun vs. Niwaki.
The two contenders approach each other in the ring, the Sun flexing and stretching its arm muscles as Niwaki rolls up with sunglasses on its knuckles. They do stylish poses for the audience before engaging in fist to fist combat.
Niwaki goes for a hard uppercut to the Sun, punching it straight in the jawline. The Sun's teeth end up chipped and cracked from the impact, as Niwaki is amazing at slamming its fist into the planet.
However, the Sun is a powerhouse of its own. Out of its body it sprouts four different arms, beginning to viciously beat down Niwaki in a prideful show of ha ha amazing POWER.
Their power is so ultimate that the rest of this chapter cannot capture its glorious essence and can only be portrayed by the author copying and pasting the word egg nog over and over again while there are only 10 minutes left before the Royal Road Writathon Deadline
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Eventually, Noel wakes up from this absolute stupid fever dream and the story goes back to normal.
