My name is Mr. Stompy

  I live above your head

  I weigh three hundred pounds

  and my shoes are filled with lead

  I care not for my neighbors

  I stomp around with glee

  If you look up the word 'bastard'

  you'll find a picture of me

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  Sometimes late at night

  when everyone is asleep

  I drop something heavy

  just to be a creep

  My name is Mr. Stompy

  Enjoy the merry sound

  of me above your bedroom

  pacing round and round and round

  -Sam Carter

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