WARNING

  The Future That Never Was is a work of fiction.

  Names, characters, business, events and incidents are the products of the authors' coke-addled brains.

  Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is however not entirely coincidental.

  The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

  This book series contains:

  Gorish firefights - A shitload of profanities - Sexual stuff - Traumatising content - A pedantic smoking cat