I thought for a minute. “We have gold, platinum, silver, diamonds—”
“Why would gold be boring?”
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“Rubies?”
“Hang on, is this where it turns out ‘worth his salt’ is literal, rather than just a figure of speech?”
“It’s just… we have oceans of salt water. And bi–”
<'Salt water' meaning a mixture of primarily salt and water?!>
"Or course, w–”