Chapter 126: Bored with Play
I really want to pretend to be a little white rabbit and say in an exaggerated tone: "I'm so scared!"
But I didn't do that, because these two uncultured people might really go crazy and slash my neck with a big knife, leaving scars even if I don't die!
I pinched the knife on my neck with my hand and pushed it aside: "Let's talk about it, let's talk about it!"
"Where is the antidote?!" Wang Hu asked hastily, as if he feared that the next moment would bring on the poison and his own demise.
The more you rush me, the slower I go!
I saw myself leisurely brushing aside the hanging silk by my cheek and opening my mouth to say slowly, "As for the antidote..."
"Hurry up!!" Wang Hu shouted impatiently, his loud voice startling me so much that I almost fell to the ground.
Old brother, calm down, calm down!
"Cough, cough..." I pretended to cough twice and then said: "I did bring the antidote, but there's only one. You know, I also ate snake meat earlier, so of course I had to keep some for myself to detoxify."
"How dare you?! Bring out the antidote quickly!" Wang Hu raised his knife and was about to chop.
"Hey——" I stopped his action, "Wait, wait, you wait." After saying that, I made a gesture of searching my body, and the two of them stared at me tightly, afraid that I would play some trick.
"Found it." I suddenly pulled out a white pill from my pocket, before they could react, I swiftly threw it into my mouth and swallowed.
Wang Hu in a rage: "You've taken the antidote, if we die, you won't live either!"
"Slowly, slowly, the antidote was eaten by me, but I have the Hundred Flower Jade Dew Pills brought from home. Three pills each time, three times a day, continuous use for three days, guaranteed to cure all poisons!" I said, pulling out a small bottle of medicine from my bosom and declaring with great pride.
Wang Hu looked puzzled: "Really? Let me see."
"Here you go!" I tossed it over without hesitation.
Wang Hu took over the object, weighed it in his hand to make sure it wasn't empty. Then he quickly gave Zhang Bao a signal with his eyes. Zhang Bao understood and swiftly used his knife to pin me down.
"What are you doing?" I asked in feigned alarm.
"What the hell?! You dare to poison me? You're looking for death! Wait till I detox, I'll torture you to death slowly!" Wang Hu roared with laughter. As he spoke, he opened the bottle cap and poured out the medicine inside.
All he saw rolling off his hands were many pills. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, they all had them. He was blinded.
"Haha!" I sneered, "Do you think I'd so easily give you the antidote? Do you take me for a fool?" I glared at the two stunned individuals: "Let me tell you, the bottle does contain the Hundred Flowers Jade Dew Pill, but it also contains another kind of poison that can kill instantly. If you eat one wrong pill, sorry, goodbye!"
As soon as this was said, King Tiger, who had just been arrogant and domineering, instantly fell silent. I looked at the knife still held to my neck and disdainfully curled my lip, saying to Zhang Bao on one side: "Hey, hey, aren't you going to let go?"
Zhang Bao looked at Wang Hu for a moment, and saw that he nodded slightly, so I had no choice but to let him go.
I raised my head, turned around and returned to the cave. The two of them also quietly followed behind me. Ying Mo Yu was puzzled when he saw this, how could the two bandits who were just furious and loud as thunder suddenly become like eggplants that had been exposed to the sun?
I strode confidently to the side of Ying Mo Yu, sat down with a swagger, and pointed at the two big men in front of me, kindly reminding them: "Hey, your lives are now in my hands. You'd better try to please me and persuade me to spare you, so I can tell you which one is the antidote and save your own skin!"
He winked at the two of them and said. Wang Hu and Zhang Bao looked at each other, then turned back to me with a puzzled expression: "Really?"
I listened and immediately burst out laughing with an evil grin: "Hey, when have I ever lied? Don't worry, before this lady gets bored with you guys, I'll spare your dog lives for now!"