Chapter 23: The First Encounter with Fu Jun's Pitiful Guard

  How terrible is what you said?

  How could you make Mo Yu so angry!

  I admire! I admire!

  "Alright, I admit that's not the point. The point is that I had just chased them out of the door and Mo Yu and the guard's figures had just disappeared around the corner. By the time I went to chase after them again, they had vanished from my line of sight as if they had wheels on their feet!"

  I didn't think I, Xu Ming, would also have a time when I got lost while following someone! In my desperation, I could only pray for the heavens to bless me as I wandered around the mansion. I don't remember being bad with directions... but now I'm lost!

  He grabbed a soldier beside him and asked in a fierce tone: "Tell me, where is the entrance?!"

  The guard was so frightened that he could only tremble and couldn't say a word.

  Isn't my expression a bit ferocious? Alright, 3...2...1, change to a gentle and pleasant expression. Little did I know that someone's face was even more ferocious: "Tell me, where is the exit?" The tone was soft, weak, and even weaker! That guard's legs went limp, and he fell to the ground with a thud. All I heard was him stammering: "Milady, if you're going crazy, don't take it out on us little ones!" Geez, you're not giving me any face at all!

  "Who's gone mad?!" I kicked the person on the ground: "I just forgot the way, if you don't tell me where the entrance is, I'll... I'll smash a tofu to death! Speak quickly!"

  But then I saw the guard, under my "threats and bribes", tremblingly stretched out his hand to point forward.

  I turned around and, uh... who can tell me why I didn't see that the door was just opposite a moment ago?

  It must be this guard who has wronged me, causing me to make mistakes. Right, it's him! Thinking of this, I glared at him again with a "what a waste of good iron" expression: "The world is really going downhill!" (What does this have to do with anything?)

  The poor guard could only lie on the ground, not daring to move, and didn't even listen to the accusations of a certain unreasonable person above. Seeing his "humble and submissive" appearance, I nodded in satisfaction and walked towards the door.

  Goodness, I'm a reasonable person! Winning people over with virtue is my nature! Someone was still in self-admiration when they heard a "Wow!" sound. At the gate of the prime minister's mansion, you can see an octagonal-shaped thing lying on the ground... uh, a crab. Scientifically identified, it's a female!