Why Is It So Hard to Draft Pass Rushers? More Draft Myths Debunked

May 7th, 2013 in -- by admin 0

For what it’s worth, the three best single-season sack totals in NFL history were turned in by guys who went to Texas Southern (Michael Strahan), Idaho State (Jared Allen), and East Central Oklahoma (Mark Gastineu). DeMarcus Ware, who appears a little further down the list (twice), went to Troy. Recent Steelers sackmaster James [...]

Big Back Update: Post-Draft Edition

April 29th, 2013 in -- by admin 1

I believe that the most significant move made in this year’s NFL Draft took place between the New England Patriots and the Tampa Bay Bucs, and involved a big back. The Patriots dealt track guy/running back Jeff Demps to the Bucs in exchange for their unhappy running back LeGarrette Blount. Here are the [...]

NFL Draft Sabermetrics 2: Ballad of the Big Backs

April 25th, 2013 in -- by admin 0

One immutable law of the football universe is that if my team runs for 3.5 yards on three plays in a row, we get to keep the football and we get a fresh set of downs. This principle can be used to cover bad quarterbacking (see: Parcells-era Giants, especially in the O.J. Anderson years), [...]

NFL Draft Sabermetrics? Debunking Common Draft Myths

April 23rd, 2013 in -- by admin 0

Many moons ago, specifically in 2007, I wrote a comprehensive NFL Draft study for ESPN in which I tried to determine which were the riskiest positions to draft in the first round. You can read the entire study here, broken down by position: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=kluck/backs/070425
That’s all well and good, but on and off for [...]

Where Have All the (Doctrinally-Sound) Cowboys Gone? On Reformed and Singleness

April 19th, 2013 in -- by admin 19

By Kristin and Ted Kluck
Forgive us for referencing an antiquated 1990s Paula Cole song in the title, because, let’s face it, Paula Cole was really never cool even when she was cool. But we thought it was appropriate. We’re not single (obviously). But we have lots of friends who are and, quite [...]

Brian Urlacher, the NFL, and the End of Personality

March 24th, 2013 in -- by admin 3

Erstwhile Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher was released last week. This came up over dinner with a friend last night, and he said of the release, “It’s a good business decision for the Bears.” He may be right. It may have also been – in the Belichickian sense of “good business” – [...]

Argo and Infinite Jest

March 5th, 2013 in -- by admin 0

One of my favorite books is a novel called “Infinite Jest” by David Foster Wallace. Caution: I’m gonna get pretentious here for a second…
Anyway, one of the many storylines in Infinite Jest (which you should read) is about a film that is so compelling that anyone who views it is so enraptured by [...]

Argo and Infinite Jest

March 5th, 2013 in -- by admin 2

One of my favorite books is a novel called “Infinite Jest” by David Foster Wallace. Caution: I’m gonna get pretentious here for a second…
Anyway, one of the many storylines in Infinite Jest (which you should read) is about a film that is so compelling that anyone who views it is so enraptured by [...]

The Day the Super Bowl Died: On Ray Lewis, Downton Abbey, and Growing Old

February 4th, 2013 in -- by admin 12

I became a grown-up tonight. I became a grown-up in part because I realized that an event that I’d once looked forward to and once placed upon a pedestal had become a boring parody of itself and also, in part, because like all grown ups my enjoyment of the ridiculous spectacle was in direct [...]

Gut Check End of the World Sale

December 15th, 2012 in -- by admin 0

Friends, it’s that time again…end of the world time, which means Gut Check Press book-sale time. All ebooks are 99 cents, and we’ve slashed paperback prices as well, including the brand-new paperback version of “Beauty and the Mark of the Beast.” See what others are saying about this new dispen-sen-sational end-times thriller! [...]